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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« on: October 29, 2012, 05:45:31 pm »
I accidentally trip and break my neck on the wall beside it.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to brutally maim yourself (It attracts customers!)
« on: October 29, 2012, 05:41:43 pm »
The pool noodle comes alive and strangles me.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pokemon:Paper and Rock version
« on: October 29, 2012, 05:39:11 pm »Catch rats!
There are non-sentient creatures around, right?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 33: NPCs > Players)
« on: October 29, 2012, 05:37:27 pm »
((Well, shit.))
Sherlock induces lucid dreaming and sows his own head, hand, and thigh back together in his sleep. He will then get up and perform the move called 'shoryuken' that he learned from his studies to the man-at-arms' testicles.
"Healing would be greatly appreciated, chaps."
Sherlock induces lucid dreaming and sows his own head, hand, and thigh back together in his sleep. He will then get up and perform the move called 'shoryuken' that he learned from his studies to the man-at-arms' testicles.
"Healing would be greatly appreciated, chaps."
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 29, 2012, 02:07:26 pm »
Well, shit. I got meself a warning for the shenanigans in YOU ALWAYS ROLL 5. No more quote pyramids for me~
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: October 29, 2012, 01:40:35 am »
I played Eversion again and forgot to collect all the gems.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 29, 2012, 01:39:11 am »And so, I see Cassandra has not posted since my hilariously failed attempt, and she is listed as having been active for a hour and a half after I posted.-Use Misko to repel women out of the atmosphere
I will chalk this up to my amazing ability to repel women and females in general. If Only I could somehow weaponize it.
-Women suffocate
-Human race dies out
-GG
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 29, 2012, 12:19:57 am »Intriguing for other people. Think of the knowledge you guys could obtain if all the smart people were periodically reborn into baby bodies. Immortal smart people = infinite knowledge = a way to free me.That may be terrifying, but highly intriguing.Why would YOU want to be born into a mortal shell?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 29, 2012, 12:17:28 am »
That may be terrifying, but highly intriguing.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 28, 2012, 11:10:37 pm »
You know what? This is a minimalist RTD. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
Misko, if I could, I'd like to be your lieutenant. Without giving up my bonus from my other faction. Once I've destroyed the universe, I'll give up said power and do other stuff.
Misko, if I could, I'd like to be your lieutenant. Without giving up my bonus from my other faction. Once I've destroyed the universe, I'll give up said power and do other stuff.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 5 IS UP*
« on: October 28, 2012, 11:06:12 pm »
Get two eyes and some bones from another corpse. Look around to see if anything's moving.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 28, 2012, 11:04:00 pm »
I just realized that if I have a +2 from my faction AND a +2 from being Misko's lieutenant, I have a +4.
SUCK IT!
SUCK IT!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 28, 2012, 10:44:28 pm »34964
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 28, 2012, 10:39:03 pm »
But why?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 28, 2012, 10:32:58 pm »It means that we're doing our jobs right by harassing an innocent person as opposed to me, who entirely deserves it.Goddamn, you're riding Dirg harder than a burro on a impoverished latina....
I, just don't know what to say to that. What does this mean!?!