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The Enormity of compressed dimensions of Space-Time conflagrating through congregation of anomalous compressive forces oppressing spans of dimensional barriers transitioning to a mass in-flux to ex-flux of properties leading to evolutionary processes of gas and dust and particle matter to complexities of systematic and fractal amorphism to structured cellular morphisms spanning from micro- to macrocosmic proportions.

* Itnetlolor passes out from saying all that in one breath

Perfect!

If I was bees I'd destroy the universe and leave.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 08:01:32 pm

Quote from: Dirg on October 27, 2012, 07:55:23 pm

At this point xantalos, you shouldn't even be able to post any actions because you claim you don't even exist

I both do and don't. Besides, would nonexistence REALLY be an impediment to action?

Yes.

Is it so?

Well it probably explains why you can't destroy the universe.

Normally I'd argue, but meh.

At this point xantalos, you shouldn't even be able to post any actions because you claim you don't even exist

I both do and don't. Besides, would nonexistence REALLY be an impediment to action?

Quote from: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 07:18:11 pm

Quote from: Cassandra on October 27, 2012, 07:14:46 pm

What's THAT matter, Xan?

It my job destroy universe. Then I leave. Stop having put on pompous act. Gecko-lady understand?

Oh no he didn't.

Who didn't? I have no gender.

Not actually irritated, no.

Quote from: Itnetlolor on October 27, 2012, 06:45:10 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 05:01:50 pm

Unless they be !!SCIENTISTS!! who know it is their sacred duty to spread !!SCIENCE!! wherever they go.

We already have Scientology which is anything but science-related, and the name probably trademarked/copyrighted to hell, so it can't be snagged. But what kind of title would be more fitting? Scithalmology, Scientometry, Scitheometry, Scitheology (more suitable replacement for Scientology)?

I got a better idea.

So we got our religion:

It's called "the dogma of science." Or "science" for short.

From there we could divide it into different sects!

Biology, Physics, Chemistry... We could trick the world into believing nothing but science!

(That's how this thing works, trust me, I am science).

It's brilliant! But who would fall for such an obvious scheme...maybe smother it in big words.

I've formed my own independent faction just so I can get to the goddamned work of destroying creation without all this pussyfooting around; different factions =/= misko has authority over me =/= GWG making smug storms.