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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:53:55 pm »
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:52:35 pm »OBJECTION!Have you seen the YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE thread? Thats what happens....Cannot unsee.Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.
And why not?
All because of you and me Misko. You and me.
Me too.
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General Discussion / Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:52:03 pm »I would have a shelf full of Furbies if they did that. What a beautifully horrible idea.I'd buy a warehouse over the years and torture them into an army of Furby serial killers.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:50:28 pm »For the pyramids? Read YOU ALWAYS ROLL 5. You'll know when it starts....Cannot unsee.Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.
And why not?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:41:10 pm »
Snake-Girl, who lightly slaps her enemies with her shed skin.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:33:57 pm »Pompous Man, who can bore anyone to death in a three-mile radius when he makes a speech! (just kidding)What is mine?Found this on the internet.Wat.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, Yoink's uperhero presona is now Beer Hobo, who has the ability to communicate with alcoholic life forms.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:32:36 pm »Found this on the internet.Wat.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, Yoink's uperhero presona is now Beer Hobo, who has the ability to communicate with alcoholic life forms.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:28:51 pm »He's BeerquaHobo, who has the ability to communicate with alcoholic life forms.Yoink isn't a super-hobo. Maybe Aquahobo, but not Superhobo. Probably not even Aquahobo.What if that hobo was a superhobo?Elqeuently putting my answer for me.
Yes, I am killing of a troupe of super-hobos with fire and french buildings.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:27:08 pm »Looks good.Are you good? Or shall two amoral bastards team up? Because nothing wrong will happen there.
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General Discussion / Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:25:53 pm »This is a perfect idea.Now you'll feel worse!There are new Furbies out, apparently. This has given me an idea.I always felt bad when not playing with a toy. Stuff like that STILL makes me feel bad.
There should be a line of Furbies that have an upper bound on happiness, but no functional lower bound on it. In other words, you could take care of your Furby, and it would act healthy and happy. Or, you could lock it in a dark box, give it its Furby food through a hole in said box, and take it out of the box just to beat it on its head at a random time every day. It would quickly start whimpering, then scream obscenities and muffled pleas for Uncle Furby not to touch it at random, especially in the middle of the night. After a while, it would develop one of a number of preprogrammed psychological disorders; the owner can plug the Furby into the computer for a psychological readout, and nurse it back to health by being calm, kind and predictable, although the Furby will still act irrationally for several weeks and would, depending on disorder, have to be kept away from high ledges or other Furbies (which it might try to abuse or otherwise act inappropriately towards; a hard choice as some disorders might be sped up with socialization of the Furby!). Furbies which were sufficiently fucked up for a long enough period of time can only become functional again up to a point, and all have a possibility, no matter how small, of relapsing and screaming or trying to self-harm.
A perfect gift for the child who has a tendency to forget toys!
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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:20:05 pm »Yes, I am killing of a troupe of super-hobos with fire and french buildings.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:17:14 pm »
What if that hobo was a superhobo?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:14:58 pm »35159
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:12:54 pm »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD
« on: October 25, 2012, 11:11:43 pm »
Just to confirm, evil.