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35176
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 10:00:16 pm »
@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.
I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?
Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?
I SUPPORT THIS INQUISITION

WITH THE STAMP
*files form for accusing question*
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP, SON?
The stamp IS the form.

IT IS THE FUTURE OF STAMPS
*is back from filing various forms*
DID YOU GET PERMISSION TO TEST NEW TECHNOLOGY? BECAUS EYOU CAN'T RETROACTIVELY FILL OUT A PERMISSION FORM FOR TECHNOLOGY REGARDING AVAILABILTY OF FORMS, ACCORDING TO FORM 3297FD8F-P!
I have another dimension for impossible forms. The one you're looking for is in section 549310-G, about 1569635961935693659139856913859816329591325691639561936591398561398651239569816325981365130698561359716397135071539712 light-years down.

35177
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:57:05 pm »
@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.
I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?
Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?
I HAVE ALL FORMS FO SPEECH ON-HAND. IN TRIPLICATE. ANDA DISPENSER FOR MORE, IF NECESSARY. BESIDES, I'M HELPING YOU, DO YOU HAVE A FORM FOR THAT QUESTION?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, DO YOU HAVE A FORM TO HANDLE FORM ZERO?

EDIT; XANALOS JUST INVALIDATED THE POINT OF MY ANSWER. I'LL GO FILE FORMS FOR FEELING STUPID NOW.
*files form for answering*
I have retroactive forms up the ass - not literally, mind you - in a separate infinite dimension that only contains the ever-increasing pile of forms required to file the forms to file the forms ...(etc)... to file form Zero.

35178
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:53:32 pm »
@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.
I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?
Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?
I SUPPORT THIS INQUISITION

WITH THE STAMP
*files form for accusing question*
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP, SON?

35179
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:51:32 pm »
@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.
I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES
DID YOU GET A FORM FOR THAT STAMP?
Did YOU get a form for that accusing question?

35180
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:49:41 pm »
@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.
I HAVE A STAMP

IT'S CALLED A VETO STAMP

GUESS WHAT IT DOES
AGAINST FORM ZERO?

NOTHING.

35181
Eight players is quite a lot...
Indeed, don't stretch yourself.

35182
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:48:04 pm »
@buraucratic pansys:
Nope.

I FILE FORM 0. THE FIRST FORM EVER FILED. IT IS THE ULTIMATE IN FORMS; TO QUITE LITERALLY DO ANYTHING. YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD.

35183
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:43:02 pm »
Too late.

R̀͟͡e҉ál҉i̸҉͜t҉y͝ ͏a̶̧͠s͡͝ ̶we̢ ̨͟k҉̡nơ̷ẃ̴͝ i̵t͝ ͘͡i͡s̸ ̶̀ǵ̕o͠ne͏͟

Tͬ̅͂͋ͩ͛͌͏̷̪̣̰͈͚͇͇͇͜h̻̦͚̞̹̝̭̑͆̍͘e̡̲̗̖̱͓͚͌̅̒ẏ̿͋ͣͦ҉̵̥̙̼͍̯͘ ̧͔͉͉̹̺͍̮͈̬͆ͯ͂ͭ͋a̧̟̞̤̫̻̫̭͍̿̓ͬͥͦ̋̚r̵ͥ̑̌͞͏̞̣̘ê͍̳͚ͥͣ͑̆̍ͬͣͤ ̶̨̹͉͐̑̒c̖͖͎͐ơ̹̦̩̳̫̆ͨ̌ͬ̏ͥ͝m͗̀̌̏ͮ͞҉̰i̪̳̰̗̞̤̣͗ͮ͊̏͟ṉ̨̻̟͑͒ͩ̐̏͢g̛̣̘̹̬͔̮̰̍͐ͭ̿̔́͜ͅ

T̷̰̺̙͔̘͉͍̦͇̞̳̝̭͎̘̂͗͛̑ͮ̓ͬ͒̆̕H̶̩͚̤̼̺̥̙̳̞̯̮̻̪͕̮̳̹̓̌̒ͩ̒ͥ̈̌͊͒͑ͦ̔̑̕͞ͅẼ̴̞̟̣̖̜͈̰̯̙͚̙͋̂̂͗̍ͭ̕͜ͅY̛̒͒̓̌͂̏͛̏̓ͤ̈͏̗̩̱͔̺̳͔͙̖̘̺̜͕͚̹̼̘̞̕ͅ ̨͖̯̗͓̟̤̫̘̳̯̓̾͑͑͌̾̉̇̂̋̓̈̾̒͒ͭ̓ͤ͐͟͢͠A̸̺͙͕͎̮̯͙̓̾̇ͥ̄̉̌̅̒ͤ̒ͦ̕R̺̺̭͈͍̰̩͇̣͚̣̥̣͈͕̪̻̋̓͆̆͑̓̐ͥ̒̍ͩ̓̍͡E̶͔͎͔̣͍̤̪̘̘ͭ̊̄́͆ͬͮͨ́̄̈ͭͪ̊̈́́̚̚͘͝ͅ ̷̧͖̘̻͖͈̮̹̟̹͈͙̣̯̘͊̆͑͂ͫͥ͞ͅͅH̨̼̮̫̲̰̙͈̙̝͔̯̤͉̳̫ͫ͛̔́̉͛́Ę̶̧̢͓̻̫̃ͧ͐̊̉ͫ͛̐̓̂̅̇͐R̴̨̂ͮ͛ͦ̊ͯ̓̇̄̑̃̔ͤ͗͘͡͏͖̭̮̖̜͍̲E̵̐͂ͮ͆̏͊ͣ̾͋͛̂ͮ̊ͬ̐̿̌̎͟͏̝͉̙̩̲͖̞̰̳̫͖͟͞

35184
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:36:13 pm »
Yeah, I'll stop now.  :-X

Oh, and Misko?

You.

Have.

No.

Pen.

I fill out form GYSNS^*#N#*SJSBW. The form that allows me to fill out every form ever simultaneously.

Reality will collapse in 3...2...1...

0.

35185
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:30:33 pm »
The Creator has logged on recently, I think he's just scared of us right now.

And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
Wait, madness wears off us? Wow. Maybe next the tragedy will wear off of Sophocles.

why?
And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
...IMPEDE ACTION.
[/trollface]
aid impeding.
IMPEDING IMPENDING AID
impede the impeding of aiding impeding
IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AID
Gotta break the pattern...
AID THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE AID.
Feck it.

-sniGRAAAAAH-
CEASE AND DESIST
IMPEDE
AID
BOTH
NEITHER
BEITHER
NOTH
AID ACTION
See, I do help you!
EVERYTHING!and xantalos, that is just WIN.
DON'T DOINK AND DIVE WITH CELLPHONES AND SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRUNK!
IMPEDE! UNLESS THE ACTION IS PREVENTING DRUNK DRIVING IN HELL, IN WHICH CASE AID!
QUICK! USING BEURAUCRACY POWERS FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS, DELAY EVERYTHING
IMPEDE ACTION.
AID ACTION TO IMPEDE ACTION TO DELAY ACTION.
YOU'LL HAVE TO FILE FORMS TO DO THAT.
FILE IMPEDIFICATION OF BUEAROCRACY PAPERS FH24J44444445-j!
I AM THE GOD OF BUREAUCRACY BOI. YOU HAVE TO FILE FORM D-76190^59G.W TO FILE FORM FDDTDBW7H2S4 TO FILE SEVERAL OTHER FORMS TO FIGHT WITH ME.
NOT IF I FILE FORM 5234-JFJ4i9 SUBSECTION 4J4J IDENTATION 463!

(This has become Tacticus but with Bureaucracy.)
THAT'S THE FORMS FOR AUTHORIZING LIGHTING MATCHES, BOY! THE PROPER FORM IS [CLASSIFIED]
THATS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PEN MADE OF THE BLOOD OF A INNOCENT CHILD! WHICH I HAVE. THIS, cCOMBINED WITH DOCUMENT 545J4_M3 IN TRIPLICATE, GIVES ME THE POWER TO CHALLANGE TO A GAME OF FORMS!
UNFORUTNATELY YOU DIDN'T FILE FOR RITUAL SACRIFICE, POSSESSION OF A RITUAL KNIFE, NOR FILING FOR TELEKENETIC POWERS TO SHAPE SAID INNOCENT CHILD'S BLOOD INTO A PEN! gUARDS! GIVE ME THE PAPERWORK I NEED TO HAVE HIM TAKEN AWAY.

35186
Xantalos, you'll be a better cosmic horror if you wear girl pants.
Yeah, all the cool cosmic horrors are wearing girl pants.
...Somewhat averted by Misko.
Put on the tight girl pants, Xantalos, they'll show off your writhing tentacles and gaping maw.
Yeah, you go girl!
How about this - I beat galaxies to death with girl pants.
Only if you use the girl pants to contain dead galaxies.
Do girl pants have enough fabric strength to contain billions upon billions of stars?
After seeing some of the people that wear girl pants, I'll answer with an emphatic yes.
...Cannot unsee.

35187
Xantalos, you'll be a better cosmic horror if you wear girl pants.
Yeah, all the cool cosmic horrors are wearing girl pants.
...Somewhat averted by Misko.
Put on the tight girl pants, Xantalos, they'll show off your writhing tentacles and gaping maw.
Yeah, you go girl!
How about this - I beat galaxies to death with girl pants.
Only if you use the girl pants to contain dead galaxies.
Do girl pants have enough fabric strength to contain billions upon billions of stars?

35188
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:24:21 pm »
The Creator has logged on recently, I think he's just scared of us right now.

And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
Wait, madness wears off us? Wow. Maybe next the tragedy will wear off of Sophocles.

why?
And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
...IMPEDE ACTION.
[/trollface]
aid impeding.
IMPEDING IMPENDING AID
impede the impeding of aiding impeding
IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AID
Gotta break the pattern...
AID THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE AID.
Feck it.

-sniGRAAAAAH-
CEASE AND DESIST
IMPEDE
AID
BOTH
NEITHER
BEITHER
NOTH
AID ACTION
See, I do help you!
EVERYTHING!and xantalos, that is just WIN.
DON'T DOINK AND DIVE WITH CELLPHONES AND SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRUNK!
IMPEDE! UNLESS THE ACTION IS PREVENTING DRUNK DRIVING IN HELL, IN WHICH CASE AID!
QUICK! USING BEURAUCRACY POWERS FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS, DELAY EVERYTHING
IMPEDE ACTION.
AID ACTION TO IMPEDE ACTION TO DELAY ACTION.
YOU'LL HAVE TO FILE FORMS TO DO THAT.
FILE IMPEDIFICATION OF BUEAROCRACY PAPERS FH24J44444445-j!
I AM THE GOD OF BUREAUCRACY BOI. YOU HAVE TO FILE FORM D-76190^59G.W TO FILE FORM FDDTDBW7H2S4 TO FILE SEVERAL OTHER FORMS TO FIGHT WITH ME.
NOT IF I FILE FORM 5234-JFJ4i9 SUBSECTION 4J4J IDENTATION 463!

(This has become Tacticus but with Bureaucracy.)
THAT'S THE FORMS FOR AUTHORIZING LIGHTING MATCHES, BOY! THE PROPER FORM IS [CLASSIFIED]

35189
Xantalos, you'll be a better cosmic horror if you wear girl pants.
Yeah, all the cool cosmic horrors are wearing girl pants.
...Somewhat averted by Misko.
Put on the tight girl pants, Xantalos, they'll show off your writhing tentacles and gaping maw.
Yeah, you go girl!
How about this - I beat galaxies to death with girl pants.

35190
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:20:14 pm »
The Creator has logged on recently, I think he's just scared of us right now.

And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
Wait, madness wears off us? Wow. Maybe next the tragedy will wear off of Sophocles.

why?
And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.
THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.

So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
...IMPEDE ACTION.
[/trollface]
aid impeding.
IMPEDING IMPENDING AID
impede the impeding of aiding impeding
IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AID
Gotta break the pattern...
AID THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE AID.
Feck it.

-sniGRAAAAAH-
CEASE AND DESIST
IMPEDE
AID
BOTH
NEITHER
BEITHER
NOTH
AID ACTION
See, I do help you!
EVERYTHING!and xantalos, that is just WIN.
DON'T DOINK AND DIVE WITH CELLPHONES AND SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRUNK!
IMPEDE! UNLESS THE ACTION IS PREVENTING DRUNK DRIVING IN HELL, IN WHICH CASE AID!
QUICK! USING BEURAUCRACY POWERS FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS, DELAY EVERYTHING
IMPEDE ACTION.
AID ACTION TO IMPEDE ACTION TO DELAY ACTION.
YOU'LL HAVE TO FILE FORMS TO DO THAT.
FILE IMPEDIFICATION OF BUEAROCRACY PAPERS FH24J44444445-j!
I AM THE GOD OF BUREAUCRACY BOI. YOU HAVE TO FILE FORM D-76190^59G.W TO FILE FORM FDDTDBW7H2S4 TO FILE SEVERAL OTHER FORMS TO FIGHT WITH ME.

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