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Roll To Dodge / Re: 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *Looking For Players... & Title*
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:14:47 pm »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:13:32 pm »Damn right! We should start a society of RTD'res - NO, No, NO MORE DERAILSwhy?This thing has built more pyramids than the Incans
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:06:16 pm »
Congratulations! You've become the only person to die of bladder implosion.
I wish that the MIB was real.
I wish that the MIB was real.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Scumbag Steve Edition
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:04:21 pm »...Somewhat averted by Misko.Xantalos, you'll be a better cosmic horror if you wear girl pants.Yeah, all the cool cosmic horrors are wearing girl pants.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:02:18 pm »...Derp. Didn't see that.Wait, wtf GWG? I are not teh universe.
Quote from Spinal:
Quote from: Xantalos on October 24, 2012, 05:35:24 pm You know what? I's done. The universe is mad,eh? DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMSOF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW INTHE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION. (1) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF!
Wow, tablet copy/paste sucks.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:01:38 pm »YOU'LL HAVE TO FILE FORMS TO DO THAT.IMPEDE ACTION.QUICK! USING BEURAUCRACY POWERS FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS, DELAY EVERYTHINGIMPEDE! UNLESS THE ACTION IS PREVENTING DRUNK DRIVING IN HELL, IN WHICH CASE AID!Feck it.Wait, madness wears off us? Wow. Maybe next the tragedy will wear off of Sophocles.And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.
So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.Gotta break the pattern...why?IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AIDimpede the impeding of aiding impedingIMPEDING IMPENDING AIDaid impeding....IMPEDE ACTION.And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.
So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
[/trollface]
AID THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE AID.DON'T DOINK AND DIVE WITH CELLPHONES AND SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRUNK!EVERYTHING!and xantalos, that is just WIN.AID ACTIONNOTHBEITHERNEITHERBOTHAIDIMPEDE-sniGRAAAAAH-CEASE AND DESIST
See, I do help you!
AID ACTION TO IMPEDE ACTION TO DELAY ACTION.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:56:10 pm »Destructive tendencies? Human?No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Humans and kobolds are unbelievably bad at violence.
To the OOC thread for any further arguments, though.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Humans are great at violence.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:32:59 pm »
Wait, wtf GWG? I are not teh universe.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:31:40 pm »Destructive tendencies? Human?No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Humans and kobolds are unbelievably bad at violence.
To the OOC thread for any further arguments, though.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:26:27 pm »
No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:20:13 pm »DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *Looking For Players... & Title*
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:16:41 pm »
Name: Groz Talvor
Race:Haxxor Demon Nah, I'm not that much of a troll. Dwarf.
Gender: Male
Traits: Arcane Awesome, Old Bookworm
Occupation: Aspiring God Deposer, Mage in spare time
Alignment: Amoral (No alignment)
Magic: Specializes with reality warping (ie not very good at present), general magic
Appearance: Groz is a very creepy-looking, thin dwarf. He has wispy beard things on his chin, eyes that shift color when you look at them, and a scary expression. Did I mention his face looks like a skull?
Age: 250
Backstory: Groz was studying one day in Dwarf Magic university when he realized that he was wasting his time. Why do this writing by hand when he could depose the gods and create a world where dwarfs have innate telekenisis? So far, he's only killed 3 high priests, and he figured he might as well join this army thing. Groz is rather impulsive.
Maybe 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge'?
Tell me if character sheet is crap or has problems.
Race:
Gender: Male
Traits: Arcane Awesome, Old Bookworm
Occupation: Aspiring God Deposer, Mage in spare time
Alignment: Amoral (No alignment)
Magic: Specializes with reality warping (ie not very good at present), general magic
Appearance: Groz is a very creepy-looking, thin dwarf. He has wispy beard things on his chin, eyes that shift color when you look at them, and a scary expression. Did I mention his face looks like a skull?
Age: 250
Backstory: Groz was studying one day in Dwarf Magic university when he realized that he was wasting his time. Why do this writing by hand when he could depose the gods and create a world where dwarfs have innate telekenisis? So far, he's only killed 3 high priests, and he figured he might as well join this army thing. Groz is rather impulsive.
Maybe 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge'?
Tell me if character sheet is crap or has problems.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:14:06 pm »QUICK! USING BEURAUCRACY POWERS FROM YOU AT FINAL BOSS, DELAY EVERYTHINGIMPEDE! UNLESS THE ACTION IS PREVENTING DRUNK DRIVING IN HELL, IN WHICH CASE AID!Feck it.Wait, madness wears off us? Wow. Maybe next the tragedy will wear off of Sophocles.And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.
So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.Gotta break the pattern...why?IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AIDimpede the impeding of aiding impedingIMPEDING IMPENDING AIDaid impeding....IMPEDE ACTION.And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.
So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
[/trollface]
AID THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE IMPEDIMENT OF THE AID.DON'T DOINK AND DIVE WITH CELLPHONES AND SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DRIVE IN HELL AND DRUNK!EVERYTHING!and xantalos, that is just WIN.AID ACTIONNOTHBEITHERNEITHERBOTHAIDIMPEDE-sniGRAAAAAH-CEASE AND DESIST
See, I do help you!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:08:40 pm »
Actually, the proper way to say that is
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 25, 2012, 08:05:15 pm »why?IMPEDE THE IMPENDING IMPENDIMENT OF IMPENDING AIDimpede the impeding of aiding impedingIMPEDING IMPENDING AIDaid impeding....IMPEDE ACTION.And to think this is all because I tried to steal nukes from Misko.THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT.
So everybody, this is what happens when misko drops a madness bomb in a bay12 thread. It should have worn off now, so resume your-regularly scheduled RTD people.
[/trollface]