May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
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"Never claimed I was a great husband you parasite, but at least I don't need to rely on treachery and secrecy to take someone on. ""Did I? STOP BEING GLENN BECK!"
I hardly intend to leave, but swinging at Dirg/Lichette pointlessly forever is grinding on my nerves. Also, I want to give Misko a nip. See him squirm with true power!Ah, good. Concentrated attack, though? Pweeeeease?
I swear, thank god for dem modifiers or I would of killed Lichette by now with my weak ass romantic gestures....
(Ha, I is finally useful!) "Lichette, I'm fine. Just dealing with the usual trash. Now Xantalos... What was that about you impregnating MY wife?" CREATE A CONTAINER TO CONTAIN XANTALOS FOR GOOD/A WHILE.((posted rebuttal on OOC thread))
>OFFER DIRG A HUG, NO HARD FEELINGS, FOR REAL THIS TIME. OFFER LICHETTE WEREWOLF PUPPIES AS WELL. THERE ARE OTHER, MORE LUCRATIVE KILLING GROUNDS.((If you truly intend to go, I'll fufil our bargain.))
I meant I'm doing it this turn. Ima find you. Ima rip your wiener off. And shove it up your anus. Think about it./IC/"Allow me to do the bitchslap for you."If Hans would give me that power, You'd be fucked. But he said I'd "abuse it" or something. Something about staging Coup de'etat.
*Slap Misko across the face, smile smugly.*
You are no more powerful than GreatWyrmGold, Xantalos or Dirg. If anything, being the avatar of humanity should make you schizophrenic and argue with yourself. And be many religions, races and ideologies. And have a negative roll.
But fortunately Spinal_Taper is a nice guy./No longer IC/
If Misko could bitchslap me across the internet, i'd be worshipping him.
Also, You are now getting bitch slapped
/IC/ You idiotic fool, I was already on the list. Can you not read? This is less of a evil VS evil and more of a Intelligence VS Foolishness./Not IC/
Then Ima trap you in a universe where there is onlyJBRebecca Black music.
That should teach you not to open ancient cryogenic podsNo, otherwise there's no point to it being there! Besides, I can probably outrun it.
Apparently he realized me.I'm never happy. The dark and rainy miasma of my soul is so depressing that all happiness is sucked into it like a vortex and devoured by my inner demons, so I just sit here, flicking my hair and being apathetically depressed. But don't act like you understand me, you don't understand me at all, you look at me with your false smile and deceptive eyes, but I see what you are, I see the truth.oh shit!
he realised I'm the fap demon sent by Cthulhu to turn the world into an orgy so he could take it over easily!
