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Cat will meow for food one night, then attack my brother the next, and when we turn to look at him he just menacingly meows as if to say, "You'd better get that goddamned tuna or he gets it!"My cat just came up to me, acting like he wanted a pet. *petpetpetOWGODWTFWHYAREYOUBITINGMEGODDAMIT* Then he walks away like nothing happened.My cat does that. All the time. ALL THE TIME.
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This is actually rather normal for cats.
Sometimes he likes attacking people when there backs are turned. Someone will be walking, he;ll strike, they'll scold him, he'll strike again. It ends with the person staring at him while they back away slowly.
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Jackie Chan man.
Pfft, Jackie Chan, now THAT's a real mans man. None of this Chuck Norris crud.The stunts he does, man. DA STUNTS.
...*Takes beer and puts it off to the side on a coaster.* Uh... Yeah thanks for the advice.Why thank you. Your mortal ears can only withstand the power of music for so long.
Must. Incinerate. Xantalos. For. Insult.What insult? If you meant me accidentally insulting you by saying you're par for the course, let me remind you that this course is very high.
Besides, you ARE rather suited for the manipulation thing, but you aren't Tzneetch any more. You're Merlin.I don't ever remember seeing a buddy cop shit onscreen.Nonono, you're kinda par for the course around here. In fact, I even heard GWG saying he thinks you're positively dimwitted!
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Remember that buddy cop shit? Yeah, fuck that.
I don't ever remember seeing a buddy cop shit onscreen.Nonono, you're kinda par for the course around here. In fact, I even heard GWG saying he thinks you're positively dimwitted!
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Remember that buddy cop shit? Yeah, fuck that.
Torture her to death Dirg! If she gets turned on by fighting, imagine how .. excited torturing her to death will make her!I am a mamma's boy. But Johnny Bravo only gets lucky with deer, and even then he eventually gets chased off by her crabby ass ex.
Exactly. Who is more likely to get his woman back? Drunken, frightened wreck Dirg, or powerful and deadly warrior Dirg?
