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Misko: My bonus? Wutchoo talkin' bout? My bonuses, if I have any now, come from me and me alone. And I find potatoes a handy metaphor. They can kill you AND kill you!

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

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See this potato? This is my claims.
See these mashed potatoes? These are my actions.
See this very tiny rhubarb? This is your potato.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:40:04 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 10:37:19 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:24:01 pm

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

Meh, not your best claim. The analogy is fuzzy at best,

How about this then?
Think of a wedding ring. This represents time.
Now think of a bubble floating within the ring. This represents space.
Now think of every nuclear weapon produced ever, only armed with antimatter, and all the stars in the universe are concentrated at this one spot while going supernova. This represents my thoughts.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:29:14 pm

Quote from: Corai on October 19, 2012, 10:28:14 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:24:01 pm

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

I was his wife for a while; he's more into hitting things to sate his ego. Besides, have you ever read any books where eldritch horrors infest a spaceship. This guy.

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Did I mention I know ways for you to steal the other's shinies too?

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aaand you go up on the 'kill' list.

((YAY))