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Ah.I nearly got stabbed for having long hair, that is what makes it a shithole of intolerance. People who watch a show marketed to 8 year old girls are generally received even worse than people with long hair.
I got gangbashed by 15 for having redhair. That's also a shithole of intolerance.
Yeah, how can a lack of bronies even indicate a shithole of intolerance anyway?
Hmm. Forging evidence now, are we? If you click the edited message it will lead to the words, "SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTURE". Also if you examine the space below that, you will find a bit of empty space that should not be there. What do you say against these accusations?Watch out for that grill falling down on your head.
You were saying?But it's the past.SURE WHY NOT ITS THIS GAME.WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.GENETALIAWOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS
WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
This is heresy. There is but one Dude. And his sweater is awesome.I concede before His Dudeliness.
SURE WHY NOT ITS THE FUTUREWAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.GENETALIAWOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS
WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY
Wrex, I think. That's what I'm doing. Any Omnicidalist is welcome to join my faction.misko, could you clarify if you want me to change my action to not involve Xantalos being handed over to Asmodeus and do you have an alternate action which would prevent any chance of escape into my hard drive? Bear in mind that he has declared himself an Omnicidalist and no longer a Paladin.
Tempted to establish some kind of ridiculous omnicidalist alliance just in spite of Misko. Xantalos,ExdeathDa Nang?
there's a reason 'may you live in interesting times' is a curse.Is that the only time you've said that?
Who is also a dude, who is secretly a dude, dude!My beard is all trimmed up now; all it needs to do now is grow out a little more. That means I am a haircut and a dye job away from completing my Tony Stark costume for Halloween. Pictures will come in the morning, when I can get a decent shot without massive amounts of glare from fluorescent lights. The line for swooning over me will open shortly afterwards.So you'll be the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude?
