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General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: October 14, 2012, 09:00:15 pm »
Huh. And 1242 isn't written yet... :o

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 14, 2012, 08:55:00 pm »
Why does no one trust me? Even my own "boss"...


Because you're Lawful Good. Everyone knows Lawful Goodies are secretly the most evil motherfuckers in all the universe.

That's why I'm always either one of the Chaotics or Lawful Evil.


Chaotic Chaotic, making it rain up in here. :)
*burp* I ate the morality chart.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 14, 2012, 08:52:39 pm »
"Thanks, man." Jakc spends the hour collecting average pebble-sized rocks.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: October 14, 2012, 05:44:10 pm »
He who be eb ohw eH.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: October 14, 2012, 05:41:56 pm »
Use this rubick to determine if you're real:

Pinch yourself.
Do you feel pain?
A: Yes
B: No
C: It was an illusion
D: Potato

Say 'graijabf'.
A: Nothing happened
B: C
M: OH GOD IT'S IN MY EYES
J: Keanau Reeves.

There you go!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 14, 2012, 05:25:52 pm »
"Could you get me one of those superballs? Failing that, a circular rock or a quarter. Actually, could you get me all three?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« on: October 14, 2012, 04:21:55 pm »
MAKE TOWNSPEOPLE WORSHIP ME
DEPOSE THE GODS

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:23:52 pm »
"To Gemeni Park we go! No singing."

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:17:04 pm »
Summary of the summary: People are a problem.

And who would rule if nobody who wants to is allowed to?
Altruistic self-sacrificers.
The dude from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You know the one, if you've read them.

I have read them but I have completely forgotten.
The dude who is unsure of everything and is uncertain that anything exists, who the leaders of the universe consult for what they should do.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:14:53 pm »
Summary of the summary: People are a problem.

And who would rule if nobody who wants to is allowed to?
Altruistic self-sacrificers.
The dude from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You know the one, if you've read them.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:03:55 pm »
STUFF SELF BACK IN UTERUS
SAP STRENGTH, THEN BUST OUT CHESTBURSTER STYLE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Even Less Evitable Failure: As easy as 1, 2, 3
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:00:36 pm »
QUICKLY
CONSUME THE LOCAL WELL
WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO FALL IN

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - OOC Thread
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:00:28 am »
All that matters at this point is illogically supporting ourselves by selling genetically unstable bundles of extraterrestrial vines that have a propensity to strangle you in your sleep.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - OOC Thread
« on: October 14, 2012, 02:56:20 am »
Just some things you should know
3. The vines don't appear to be intelligent. They just got a basic instinct. Ie, grow around something, contract when tension rises, then feed on the corpse. Training them as a pet is going to be hard, if not impossible.
A human can always dream of his/her snuggly vineplant.

get em while they are small and use chemicals or genetic engineering to stunt their growth :D
I support this. Or genetic engineering. We might actually be able to do this (eventually). :D

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