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35716
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 09:11:07 pm »
An offer was what I made her. It was her fault that she didn't ask if I'd betray her.
And if she did what would you have said?
Well, I'd have obviously lied. What do I look like, a being that ISN'T dedicated to destroying reality (so it can be started anew)?

35717
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 09:09:26 pm »
An offer was what I made her. It was her fault that she didn't ask if I'd betray her.

35718
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 09:07:16 pm »
I made a bargain. I
DON'T.
GO BACK.
ON BARGAINS.
Please be calm. Hey, Bargains like the one you gave the Lichette?
I didn't make a bargain there, that was an offer. There's a difference. I intend to honor my agreement with Wrex.

35719
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 09:05:20 pm »
I made a bargain. I
DON'T.
GO BACK.
ON BARGAINS.

35720
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 09:02:35 pm »
Just leave Wrex with me and I've got no problem with you.
You intend to destroy reality. I can't allow that. If Wrex works under me but still with misko, it helps me and hurts you. If Wrex gets two infinite planes to rampage across, it helps him and hurts the baatzeu and tanar'ri.  I see no benefit to letting Wrex help you, at all. My dedication to not destroying the world would be enough to earn your ire no?

misko, you can't be everywhere. You can't do everything. Unless you decide who makes what, who buys what, and how well they do with everything, for everyone, market forces will still cause a 100% command economy to fail on this kind of scale. You need some competition. Competition is a free way to increase quality and lower prices.
They will be asssigned there place and categorized in the Buerocracy.
And they will do the minimum they can, as they will have no reason to do more. Free markets with competition among workers and firms encourage better work and reduce your personal workload, allowing you to focus on, say, purging the heretics or whatever.
Also, when have you heard of an efficient bureaucracy?
Your dedication to not destroying the world does nothing to me. How about this? After I destroy creation, I set Aperture aside in one reality and Wrex in another, which has different levels a la Eversion with different things to kill for each level. Do whatever you want past then; just leave Wrex with me.

35721
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 08:56:31 pm »
misko, you can't be everywhere. You can't do everything. Unless you decide who makes what, who buys what, and how well they do with everything, for everyone, market forces will still cause a 100% command economy to fail on this kind of scale. You need some competition. Competition is a free way to increase quality and lower prices.
They will be asssigned there place and categorized in the Buerocracy.
You'll have to approve that with me; despite everything that's happened, I'm still the God Of Bureaucracy.

35722
It continues.
Dangit, Canada.
DEMOCRACY!

'didn't get through? not in everyone's interests? well, it's ion mine, SO IT WILL BE PASSED!'
If we could arm the internet (particuarly /b/) with ion mines, the world would truly be a better place.
any objections?

right, ionisation of ACTA begins tomorrow!
*Raises hand* Sir, while Bay12 is part of the internet, it isn'y all of it. Are you Sure that that is a good idea?
We're not arming Bay12 with the mines! That's too counterproductive even for a dorf.
we're hoping 4chan ionises ACTA and all it's descendants.
4chan has given us the internet's greatest tools. Don't worry, I sent anti-ionisation field generators to the bay12 forum servers.
What about rule 34? What about The MineCraft Forums?
We have the technology and the authoritah to pick the targets. Feel free to do what you must.

35723
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 08:53:26 pm »
Just leave Wrex with me and I've got no problem with you.

35724
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 08:07:15 pm »
Look, we're on the same team and have the same basic goal in mind that Wrex is likely to follow: killing the lichette. Thus, let's just agree to kill her and then dually create Wrex's dimension of infinite killing.

35725
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 07:41:37 pm »
Oh, I just want to continue to kill, forever. As Xantalos has promised a dimension of endless slaughter, I therefore side with him.
I'll double his offer if you promise not to help destroy the universe!
If Xantalos succeeds in his goal, there will be less to kill than if you killed everyone!
Heyheyhey! MY client. Besides, the dimension is outside this one, which is the only one I intend to destroy. Anyway, what would a wolfdemon do at Aperture? Nothing, that's what. More importantly, no killing infinite foes. Therefore, B̧̗̟̙̪͍̰̺̀̑ͧ͛ͬ̑ͥͫͫ̌̃͐̋͋͟͝ͅA͉̯̤̜̳͕͖͙͍̮̬̼̬̠͈̟̱̤̓̊̽̃̀͢Ĉ̢͉͙͔͓̹̜͔͉͍̦̟͚̳̤̳̪͍ͮ̐ͮͩ̅̓͂ͭ̅̂̅ͤͩ͌ͫ͟͞K̡̘̳̤͙͚̜̖̼̫̹͖͍̼̘̲̄̃̃̍̿̾ͪ͢͢ ̸̨̰͇̤̱̬̤͚͔̲͓̣̦̖̖̯̙͚̻̉ͣͪͬ̈́̃̌ͬͥͪ́̕͝O̵͎̝͍̻̬̗̤͍͙̫̙̜̫̦͚̩͌ͨ̆̈́ͦ̀̈͌̋͛ͤ̇̌ͣ̔ͨ̓̂́͢͜͞ͅͅF̸̧̥͉͖͇͓̝̱̓ͣ̒͊ͮ̎F̢͗̒ͧ̊ͭͦ̓ͣ̈́ͬ̽̄̾̆͜͡҉̮̫͔̜̲̰̖̺͚̮͞,̸̟̘͓̼̠̦̖̫̙̲̞̞̤͓͙̞͎ͫͭ̃̈ͮͭͤ̉ͤ̊̂͒̋̅ͨ͡ͅ ̧̠͎͔̤͖̜̙̮̝̞̯̳̻̙͍̤̖͔ͤ͗ͯ̽̑͛̑̍̾̃̾ͥ̆͛̾͝ͅGͦͯ́̄̽̈́̿͆ͭͯ̑͆̓̐҉̴̡̖̩̟̙͈͚ͅW̊ͣ͛͌̓̈́̓͆̌̊͗̃̚̚͏͚̼̳̫̭̕͢Ģ̷̷̼̤̱̼̤̞̝̦̼̻̞͇͈̙͕̲̘͔̜̓̔̌̓̎͜͠.̜̲̘̫̬ͦͫ̅͊̈̉͂̕ ͊̊̏ͣͫ̀ͤ͂̍̊̆͛ͯͬͬ͆͜͏̢̫̙̠̠̫̯̳̫̤̠͖̣̣̬̲͙̫͚̬
Hey, if Aperture can make a portal gun whilst trying to make a shower curtain under Cave Johnson, and violate other laws of physics, under me and with my magic I can make two infinite dimensions of killing.
Or give him a magical item that let's him plane shift between Hell and the Abyss. And other places, perhaps.
If you sabotage my relationship with my client, I'll rip off all your limbs and present you before Misko or the lichette, haveing pinned a number of crimes on you. MY CLIENT.










( :P )

35726
It continues.
Dangit, Canada.
DEMOCRACY!

'didn't get through? not in everyone's interests? well, it's ion mine, SO IT WILL BE PASSED!'
If we could arm the internet (particuarly /b/) with ion mines, the world would truly be a better place.
any objections?

right, ionisation of ACTA begins tomorrow!
*Raises hand* Sir, while Bay12 is part of the internet, it isn'y all of it. Are you Sure that that is a good idea?
We're not arming Bay12 with the mines! That's too counterproductive even for a dorf.

35727
It continues.
Dangit, Canada.
DEMOCRACY!

'didn't get through? not in everyone's interests? well, it's ion mine, SO IT WILL BE PASSED!'
If we could arm the internet (particuarly /b/) with ion mines, the world would truly be a better place.

35728
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - OOC Thread
« on: October 12, 2012, 06:58:08 pm »
Well, look forward to seeing you then. Remember, I'm the kid.

35729
Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 12, 2012, 06:56:26 pm »
... How do you console me of the fact that our boss is Tau? He's a blue, hoofed space Communist.
Tau? Are you refering to the multiplicative of pi?
Warhammer 40k.

35730
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Migrate II: Planet M-5 - OOC Thread
« on: October 12, 2012, 06:54:04 pm »
Ah, don't worry about me! I'll try to save you after I'm done making an important historical discovery :P But seriously, good luck and I'll get to you when I can.
Pariah, please don't do that when I'm alive. I like my brain where it is.

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