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Well, I'd have obviously lied. What do I look like, a being that ISN'T dedicated to destroying reality (so it can be started anew)?An offer was what I made her. It was her fault that she didn't ask if I'd betray her.And if she did what would you have said?
I didn't make a bargain there, that was an offer. There's a difference. I intend to honor my agreement with Wrex.I made a bargain. IPlease be calm. Hey, Bargains like the one you gave the Lichette?
DON'T.
GO BACK.
ON BARGAINS.
Your dedication to not destroying the world does nothing to me. How about this? After I destroy creation, I set Aperture aside in one reality and Wrex in another, which has different levels a la Eversion with different things to kill for each level. Do whatever you want past then; just leave Wrex with me.Just leave Wrex with me and I've got no problem with you.You intend to destroy reality. I can't allow that. If Wrex works under me but still with misko, it helps me and hurts you. If Wrex gets two infinite planes to rampage across, it helps him and hurts the baatzeu and tanar'ri. I see no benefit to letting Wrex help you, at all. My dedication to not destroying the world would be enough to earn your ire no?And they will do the minimum they can, as they will have no reason to do more. Free markets with competition among workers and firms encourage better work and reduce your personal workload, allowing you to focus on, say, purging the heretics or whatever.misko, you can't be everywhere. You can't do everything. Unless you decide who makes what, who buys what, and how well they do with everything, for everyone, market forces will still cause a 100% command economy to fail on this kind of scale. You need some competition. Competition is a free way to increase quality and lower prices.They will be asssigned there place and categorized in the Buerocracy.
Also, when have you heard of an efficient bureaucracy?
You'll have to approve that with me; despite everything that's happened, I'm still the God Of Bureaucracy.misko, you can't be everywhere. You can't do everything. Unless you decide who makes what, who buys what, and how well they do with everything, for everyone, market forces will still cause a 100% command economy to fail on this kind of scale. You need some competition. Competition is a free way to increase quality and lower prices.They will be asssigned there place and categorized in the Buerocracy.
We have the technology and the authoritah to pick the targets. Feel free to do what you must.What about rule 34? What about The MineCraft Forums?we're hoping 4chan ionises ACTA and all it's descendants.We're not arming Bay12 with the mines! That's too counterproductive even for a dorf.*Raises hand* Sir, while Bay12 is part of the internet, it isn'y all of it. Are you Sure that that is a good idea?any objections?If we could arm the internet (particuarly /b/) with ion mines, the world would truly be a better place.It continues.DEMOCRACY!
Dangit, Canada.
'didn't get through? not in everyone's interests? well, it's ion mine, SO IT WILL BE PASSED!'
right, ionisation of ACTA begins tomorrow!
4chan has given us the internet's greatest tools. Don't worry, I sent anti-ionisation field generators to the bay12 forum servers.
If you sabotage my relationship with my client, I'll rip off all your limbs and present you before Misko or the lichette, haveing pinned a number of crimes on you. MY CLIENT.Hey, if Aperture can make a portal gun whilst trying to make a shower curtain under Cave Johnson, and violate other laws of physics, under me and with my magic I can make two infinite dimensions of killing.Heyheyhey! MY client. Besides, the dimension is outside this one, which is the only one I intend to destroy. Anyway, what would a wolfdemon do at Aperture? Nothing, that's what. More importantly, no killing infinite foes. Therefore, B̧̗̟̙̪͍̰̺̀̑ͧ͛ͬ̑ͥͫͫ̌̃͐̋͋͟͝ͅA͉̯̤̜̳͕͖͙͍̮̬̼̬̠͈̟̱̤̓̊̽̃̀͢Ĉ̢͉͙͔͓̹̜͔͉͍̦̟͚̳̤̳̪͍ͮ̐ͮͩ̅̓͂ͭ̅̂̅ͤͩ͌ͫ͟͞K̡̘̳̤͙͚̜̖̼̫̹͖͍̼̘̲̄̃̃̍̿̾ͪ͢͢ ̸̨̰͇̤̱̬̤͚͔̲͓̣̦̖̖̯̙͚̻̉ͣͪͬ̈́̃̌ͬͥͪ́̕͝O̵͎̝͍̻̬̗̤͍͙̫̙̜̫̦͚̩͌ͨ̆̈́ͦ̀̈͌̋͛ͤ̇̌ͣ̔ͨ̓̂́͢͜͞ͅͅF̸̧̥͉͖͇͓̝̱̓ͣ̒͊ͮ̎F̢͗̒ͧ̊ͭͦ̓ͣ̈́ͬ̽̄̾̆͜͡҉̮̫͔̜̲̰̖̺͚̮͞,̸̟̘͓̼̠̦̖̫̙̲̞̞̤͓͙̞͎ͫͭ̃̈ͮͭͤ̉ͤ̊̂͒̋̅ͨ͡ͅ ̧̠͎͔̤͖̜̙̮̝̞̯̳̻̙͍̤̖͔ͤ͗ͯ̽̑͛̑̍̾̃̾ͥ̆͛̾͝ͅGͦͯ́̄̽̈́̿͆ͭͯ̑͆̓̐҉̴̡̖̩̟̙͈͚ͅW̊ͣ͛͌̓̈́̓͆̌̊͗̃̚̚͏͚̼̳̫̭̕͢Ģ̷̷̼̤̱̼̤̞̝̦̼̻̞͇͈̙͕̲̘͔̜̓̔̌̓̎͜͠.̜̲̘̫̬ͦͫ̅͊̈̉͂̕ ͊̊̏ͣͫ̀ͤ͂̍̊̆͛ͯͬͬ͆͜͏̢̫̙̠̠̫̯̳̫̤̠͖̣̣̬̲͙̫͚̬Oh, I just want to continue to kill, forever. As Xantalos has promised a dimension of endless slaughter, I therefore side with him.I'll double his offer if you promise not to help destroy the universe!
If Xantalos succeeds in his goal, there will be less to kill than if you killed everyone!
Or give him a magical item that let's him plane shift between Hell and the Abyss. And other places, perhaps.
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We're not arming Bay12 with the mines! That's too counterproductive even for a dorf.*Raises hand* Sir, while Bay12 is part of the internet, it isn'y all of it. Are you Sure that that is a good idea?any objections?If we could arm the internet (particuarly /b/) with ion mines, the world would truly be a better place.It continues.DEMOCRACY!
Dangit, Canada.
'didn't get through? not in everyone's interests? well, it's ion mine, SO IT WILL BE PASSED!'
right, ionisation of ACTA begins tomorrow!
If we could arm the internet (particuarly /b/) with ion mines, the world would truly be a better place.It continues.DEMOCRACY!
Dangit, Canada.
'didn't get through? not in everyone's interests? well, it's ion mine, SO IT WILL BE PASSED!'
Warhammer 40k.... How do you console me of the fact that our boss is Tau? He's a blue, hoofed space Communist.Tau? Are you refering to the multiplicative of pi?
But seriously, good luck and I'll get to you when I can.