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Well, otherwise your existence would not have meaning, so...My rage for those who mock me is beyond words. That is all.
I think he meant me.
My rage for those who mock me is beyond words. That is all.Yesssss, hate the romantics, yessssssssssssss...
Very well, Professor Farnsworth. That's who runs Aperture now, by the way.Sorry, I mistook the main thread for the OOC thread.OOC thread, folks?I tried to tell them. Repeatedly.
So...test, then you kill them? OK, Xantalos?
...herp.OOC thread, folks?I tried to tell them. Repeatedly.
Okay!Ooh, ooh, I know: How about we capture them, I test them, and you can be the (lethal) final exam?Actually, I've done all that already. But still, how about we do this: incapacitate Dirg and Lichette, then let our team simultaneously torture them to death.Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Who was it that believed hard enough to make misko the god of fire and rock and roll? ME. Who has been killed many times in ways that don't even make sense by the lich's various forms? ME. Who is about to take control of the arena? POSSIBLY ME.
I think that we'll just have a little race: Whoever kills the lich first gets to kill the lich. Second place gets Dirg. Deal?
Actually, I've done all that already. But still, how about we do this: incapacitate Dirg and Lichette, then let our team simultaneously torture them to death.Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Who was it that believed hard enough to make misko the god of fire and rock and roll? ME. Who has been killed many times in ways that don't even make sense by the lich's various forms? ME. Who is about to take control of the arena? POSSIBLY ME.
I think that we'll just have a little race: Whoever kills the lich first gets to kill the lich. Second place gets Dirg. Deal?
Did somebody say intestines?SIGGED.
...Professor Farnsworth debating morality with an undead abomination as preparation for an epic battle that will decide the fate of the universe while shenanigans go on everywhere pretty much sums up this thread.So. I know how to make Misko's speeches tolerable: Read them in Dr. Breen's voice.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Take a bite of Dirg's food, then. I'll be there shortly.YES.YOU GET A BITING, AND YOU GET A BITING, EVERYBODY GETS A BITINGDo you really want a clone army of me?
YOU GET A BITING, AND YOU GET A BITING, EVERYBODY GETS A BITINGDo you really want a clone army of me?
WATYOU DO DIS
ARE YOU REFERRING TO TERRIBLE TELEVISION SHOW?
YOU BAD PERSON
