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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:42:53 am »What about the two, oh wait...IGNORE HIM, HE'S BEING DELUSIONAL AGAIN
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:31:42 am »Well I do exist, at least for myself. I can't deny my own existence y'know?Why not? You think that's air you're breathing?
* Captain America understood that reference.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:30:43 am »And that is why threads derail, then rail, then rerail onto an earlier topic, then derail 5 topics into the future...it goes on. All most people can say is "WTF?"But to apply rails to it, would be to trap it with only one option, and therefore contradicting the chaotic nature of WTF!Why do we keep insisting on rails here? It's contradictory! We talk about WTF, and that is inherently chaotic. We cannot apply order to it, so why try?Because to not apply rails to the thread would violate the chaotic nature of the thread by only accepting one option, thus putting the thread on rails by leaving them offrail!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:29:20 am »Well I do exist, at least for myself. I can't deny my own existence y'know?Trust me, it's fun being a figment of your own imagination.
lol But I can entertain the idea that I am an illusion.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:26:35 am »Why do we keep insisting on rails here? It's contradictory! We talk about WTF, and that is inherently chaotic. We cannot apply order to it, so why try?Because to not apply rails to the thread would violate the chaotic nature of the thread by only accepting one option, thus putting the thread on rails by leaving them offrail!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:24:51 am »
No, a genuine compliment.
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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:24:23 am »"Sir, I don't think bombing the entire earth with waves upon waves of naked breasts will cure cancer."
"Well, have we tried?"
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:22:25 am »I was using it as a metaphor for how I'd delay death (the ocean), by draining it, but okay.*Drains ocean*I have a 2k$ computer and that STILL makes my computer run at like 1 action a minute... I have just started using climates with 1 month of winter to create ocean fortresses. Then I turn EVERY SINGLE DWARF into a miner/builder for that one month and frantically try and build supports
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:20:57 am »
"Sir, why do you need the hearts of seven animate gummy bears to cure cancer?"
"JUST DO IT DAMMIT"
"JUST DO IT DAMMIT"
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:17:58 am »Watching you argue is fun.Holy fucking christ 4 pages at 50 posts per page? You guys are fucking insane.I decided to intervene on you behalf in this matter.
That said, I'm currently locked in what is shaping up to be endless combat with Greenstarfanatic over the sword. This is annoying.
NO. IT SHALL ALWAYS BE MY SWORD. Get him his own sword, then we could have an epic fight NMH style.
No. It will be my sword. You forget that you face a master duelist. And now, there are no rules, there is no safety field, and I have allies. FALL BEFORE MY MIGHT.
Also remember you're facing Arceus, the god of life. Who can somehow hold a sword and wield it effectively. If I get a good enough roll, I can snap my non-existant fingers and you can be a pile of ash on the floor.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:14:25 am »
WONDER WAFFLE, SWEETENER OF BREAKFASTS EVERYWHERE!*
*Note, causes diabeetus
*Note, causes diabeetus
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:11:56 am »Indeed, BFFL. For shame.JOIN WITH LICHETTE IN A COMBO aTTACK AGAINST MISKO27.DUDE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, FOCUS ON THAT. PERHAPS THROW A BACHEALOR PARTY. AND THEN NOT INVITE ME.
Asshole.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are alone.
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:08:07 am »
Tap-dance. TAP-DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: October 08, 2012, 12:07:16 am »
It's tricky to define nonexistence, seeing as how when you define something, it exists. And yet we don't exist. You as you are right now wil never exist again - EVER. Sure, your mood, position in the chair, even your thoughts may come close, but they will never match exactly your state of being at that moment. And it's happening all the time. As time passes, infinite yous perish. We all die an eternity of deaths before we actually die; it's only after we're actually dead that we begin to exist.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 07, 2012, 11:43:27 pm »Don't ask me for help, Greenstar - just 'cause I defected doesn't mean I'm not apathetic about your continued existence.Holy fucking christ 4 pages at 50 posts per page? You guys are fucking insane.I decided to intervene on you behalf in this matter.
That said, I'm currently locked in what is shaping up to be endless combat with Greenstarfanatic over the sword. This is annoying.
NO. IT SHALL ALWAYS BE MY SWORD. Get him his own sword, then we could have an epic fight NMH style.
No. It will be my sword. You forget that you face a master duelist. And now, there are no rules, there is no safety field, and I have allies. FALL BEFORE MY MIGHT.