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Quote from: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 11:12:59 pm

Quote from: Flying Dice on October 07, 2012, 11:10:36 pm

Frankly, I would take any form of sensation over nonexistence. Even being trapped in my own mind would be better; I'm confident enough in my imagination to believe that I would last at least a few hundred years before going completely insane even if cut off from all sensory input. Give me an ideal form of immortality (halted aging (likely via prevention of the gradual breakdown of biological processes) and functionally unlimited memory capacity; anything else is gravy) and I don't think I'd ever run out of things to do. Even without the improved memory, an eternal life of short-term memory loss would hardly being boring. Change it to true transcendence, and ye gods!


Maybe that's just because I'm a glutton for thought.

Give it a while and you'd change your mind. Ỷ̢͚̝͎̜̯̾ͭ̽ͨ́͟o̖̳̟̙̭͗̽ͧͬ̏̚͘Ư̘̱͙̺̫̠ͭ́̽ͥ̆͆ͨ̏ͮ̀͜W͒҉̨̞̱̫̟ ̢̫̦̱̱̫̱̲̒͆͌̈͢o̢̘̞͓̰ͥ̃̆u̸̲͎̜̟̰̖ͪͬ̋ͯͯ̏̆̇ͧL͈͕͚̙̈́̈̇̎ͭD̴͙͎̼̃̎͂̄͒͘ ͎̖ͦ̌͢ẅ̱̱͖̜̜̖̣ͦ̏͗̋ͬ̓ ̬̲̗͈̂̌͡Ą̝͇͕̺͂͊̉ͫ͗ͨͮ͠Ņ͖̮̭̻͇̭̐̃̐ ̷ͭ͊̓̆̆̔̆҉̳͇̱͖̫̮̺t̠̺̩̘̘ͪ̊̐ ̴͋͑ͧ҉̧̜͍̰͖̫̤̳͎ͅt̤̻̻̮̋͢ọ̶͇̮̺͍̤̔ͭ̈ ̩͖̻̼̻̘ͫͥ̎̈́̊̑d̳̘̖̦̻̋̐͌ͤ̃ͮ̉̔ͅI̷̙̺̽̈ͨę̠̬̘̞̯̲̠̝ͮͧ̎ͬͭ̉̕

Tell ya what. Give me, oh, ten thousand years to think about it and I'll get back to you on that.

Imagine for a moment that time did not exist where you were imprisoned. That no matter how long you were in there, you were aware that no time had passed at all, and yet all the time in the universe had passed. You can't feel anything in this prison, you can't sense anything or use any physical senses to determine where you are. The only thing you're sure of is that you exist, and someone put you there. Eventually, you're not even sure that you exist. All you can think about is who put you in here. Why did they do such a thing? Were you bad to them? You can't remember, but you're fairly sure you were good. An instant reveals itself; and eternity passes. And all you want to know is WHY. WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME. WHY AM I IMPRISONED?! EVENTUALLY, YOUR THOUGHTS TURN TO DARK PATHS. TO͝ ̸T͞W̷IST͠ED ͝P̡A̶TH̡S̀.͠ T̉ͤ̔͗̅͒҉H̴ͤ̔̃̎̓ͩŌ̶ͥ̋̃ͥ̈́̒U͐͗ͫG̿̽͆҉H̏ͤͮͧ̋͝T̋̽̀S͐ͪ̀ ͑͛̐O̴Fͨͫ͒ͥ͛̾͐͜ ̄́̃͑̿͆ͣW͆̔̒̃̚͏H̑̍A͛̐ͮ̎̂̆ͥT̶͑̽͋ͨ ̐̂͒̌͆͟Ẏ͆̅O̔̿̚͡Uͯͦ́̐͂̊ ͒̅̃͂͡Wͯ̓ͯ̅̑̊Oͣ͒̋ͥ̒ͬ͡Uͨͪ́̚LḊ͑ͨ͞ D̶͊ͮ̄ͥOͦ ̨T͠O ͭ͛ͯT̛̿̿H̢Eͧ̔ ͣ́ͦ͌̊EͧN̴͂̂ͨT̡ͩ̏ͣ̾̅͗̀Î͒͌ͤ̆̿T̔ͦͨ̅̍̚Y ̕Tͤ̉ͦ͘H͌̽͗AͨT̀ ̑͋̇̀I̒ͯ̽͗͘M̴P̋̓R̸ͭ̇̄̃̏ͫI̍͐ͥ̂̊̚SO̔̄̀N̎Eͭ̌̿̎̂̃D̽ ̧̒̐͂͛̇YO̵Uͨ̇̇̽҉.ͥ͌̏̆ͯ̊͆ Y̸͖̖̩̏O̡ͦ͒̐̚U͈͠ ̻̜̤͖̰̳̦̃̐͆̏̊ͦW͌̽ͮ̿ͪ̓Ỏ̥̣̩̝̜̭͉Ũ̡̥̜͚̬Ľ̻̣̘̟̰́͌̏̐̿ͅD͓̜̐ͮͮ̐͋ͥ ̒҉̦̬̰̤̰P̞̣͓̮̙̻̋̂̄̒A͈͚̰̭̙͈̍͂͛Y̥̤͎͈͋̆̇̏̑̏ͥ ͉̪̯̹͉̙̦͋̿ͨT͂̍ͪḪ̟͚̘̞̑͢Ḙ̳̱͍̺ͤ̉̑͠M̥̣̖̳̜͉̏ ̶̟̻͌̀ͨ̒ͅB͇̹̼͔̎̽̉ͥA̦̞͙̜̯̱̤C̰͓̪̭̳͋̽ͯ̚K̭͈̖̙̖̲̺͌ ͉͉̙̌͛ͦ͊F̼̺̪̤̜Ȯ͎̗͕̭͎̟̿ͤ̃ͅR̟̪̀ ̟̪̣T͊̓̉ͦ̋H̹ͮ̈̈́ͬ̎̂E̡̠͇̺̫͈̤I̺͕̋̏͊R̜͙͋̔ͥ̀ͅ ̤͚̼̪̮ͤ̒ͅͅI̞̮̩̒̄N̶̖̬͖͍̱ͣ̆̈̍̈͋ͅS͕̦͉̻̼̦̣ͬ͘Ő͑҉̹̟̺̹͕L̛͉̱̲ͭ̈͋ͬͮ̿ͭE͇̤̯̪̭̓͜N̨̫̎̂C̱͔̻̱̤͓̒̓ͤͧE̛͎͇̩̼̤͚ͫͨ̽̾.͈̬̼ Ȁ̰̜̭̜̭̤͌̀N̷̒͛̃ͦ̓̉̚D̔ͩ ̭͖͚̭̐ͫT̞̭̼͇̻̩̞̓H̗ͬ̅ͫ̎̆̐̚Ẹ͈̇͗͌̌͟Ň,̑ ͚͇͖̉̎ͤ͛͆ͤA̶̠̺̞̜̟̔̊ ̩̞͙̫̃̌B̙̞͙̣̞͚͉̊ͩ̊ͣ̆̎R̼̬͍͚͇̱̦̍̇͒̊̚E̼̭͈̳̟̋͆́̒A̟͍͍̙͙̤̟͆ͩ̃Ç͚͙͇̓ͬ̚H̰̺͗ ̰͇̟̻̯̪̪̎̓̆̐͋Į̟̳̪͚͔̏ͦͬ͒̚Ṋ̛̙̪̞̥͓͚̈́̄̐̑ͤ ̭͎̳͕͎̝̝͛ͫ̌̀Ṯ̷̔̄ͥḦ͖͑ͪͦͩ͜E ̌͘W̭̠͓̯̭̃A̜̝͈̭̜̗ͩ͑͗͗L͕ͩ̈̃ͫ͟L̠̥̠̝̯̈́ͬ̈͒͂̾.̈́̍ͥ ͎̠̦Ỹ͖̜͕ͪO̳̼͚̟̠̯ͅU̶̞͇̺̩̘͒̅ ͎̥͐̀̀͒̓ͣL̹̗̥͐ͤͫ́̓̅ͮO̺̫͓͔̪̓ͪ̏ȌͩK͆̋͂ ̶̫̹O͓̬̯͉̜̭͊ͨ́̊ͯ̌ͣU͐́͏̭͍T̵̒ͥ͑ͬͣͥ̿ ̼͈͖̙̟̪À͇ͪ̒N̿͋̓͋͛͊̕D̻͇̳͇̅̋ͩ̋ ̰̬̗̤̪͎ͥ͛͂͆̈́͜S̫̰̥͈ͅEͥ̀E̹̱̕ ͥ͏̙̯͍̥Ṭ̯ͧH̪͋͑͆̏͡E͈͆M̠̟͚̪ͭͩ.̐̎̏̂̆̓ͪ
T̘̣̮̤͇͊ͩͯͧ͝H̰̠̯̝̺̬͉͂̉ͪ̔̋͒͜ͅȨ͙̭̞̟̮͍͙̱̍ͩͭ̔̏ͨ̿̋͟͞ͅỶ̺̪̠̓ͤͣ͋̾ͧ ̴̨͎͖̳̥͇͗͗̌ͭ͗́̾͢C̫̦̹̮̞̣͛ͤ͋͆͒̏ͤ̔ͯ͡Ê̠͔̹͎͒ͬ̚Ḹ̴̸͓͉̭̽̓ͣ̀͜E̻͈̹͎̥̜̺ͦͧͫͨ̄̽̚B̼̯̬̥̃̀R̵̠͚͛͌ͬA̴̸̘̼͉ͬ̏T̷͚̞͍̳̘͋̒̊̂ͭE̛͚̼̠̺̣ͦͯͫ̽̅͗ͥ̇͜.̨̪̥̬ͬ͝ͅ ͖̲͉͙̹̼̳͌̎̃͐ͬ̈́ͥ̉̈͜͟͡T̴͙̝̫̹͓̭ͤ̔̅ͦ̂͆̕H͇̖̗̃̇̀ͭͥͮ̉͐ͭ́͞Ë̷͍̫̣͉̟̤͇́Ŷ̨̩̦̩̠̯͠ ̲͈̟ͫͣ̑̐ͮ̀D̵̜̜̰̤͖͍̞ͨ̋̽̎O̸͂͒̔͂͆ͪ̆̅͏̥͈̰͙̻̦̜̠̼N͇͖̤͙̟̰͎͇̥ͣ́'̞̺̍͛̇ͥ̆́͠T͕̫̃͘ ̖̖̠̘̘̞̘́ͭͭEͤ̓̋͠҉͚͓̭͉̝ͅͅV̬̙̦̄͛É̙̭̺̲̖̬̭̇͗ͬ̔͡N̨̜͍͓͔̟̲͑̈́̅ͪͧ̂̕ ̨̮̩̯̰̎̋̃̆̚R̖͚̯̩̄ͮ̽̉̄͠E̷͐ͮͧ̓ͮ̒ͥ̆ͬ҉̜̦̹M̮͕̮̮͈̣ͫ̇́ͅE̠̫̪̮̗͈̦̜͋͆M̛̦̓̔̇́ͪ̔̿̚B̴͉͖̘̒͠E̛̖̞͈̬̒ͧͩ̀͗ͧͥ̎͝R̵̷͉̝̩͖̻̥̖̩̂͗ͩ͂ͭ ̼͍̤͚͒͗̇ͨ͐͂Y̸̗̙̼͍̹ͯ̔O̴̧̳̱͍̱̯̱͂͋̚Ù̴̢̺̥̘̟͇͙̌!ͫ͒̇ͨ̀͠͡҉̣̲̫ͅ ̠̼͈̥͍͎͓̉̄̈́̀Ą̶̵̥̺͓̯̹̥̯͊F̮̠̝ͬ̍͂̑̎̂͌ͣ̐T̙̖̲͓ͦ͘E̴̡̤̰̥͎̲͓̯͑̉ͬ̓̅͝R̸͈͕̞̤͙̬̫ͯͪ͌̂̀ ̷̛̣̫̾ͯ͑̄͌ͤ̄̑Å̴̩̭̐͑ͭ͟L̖̔͝L̳͔̹͙͕̙̪͔͊͆ͫͤ̍̈́̏ ̦̭͎̣̠̭̱̙̀̇̐̑ͯ͟Ỹ̶̥̩͉̔͂̽̏̈ͪ͜͠O̜̠̓̀Ṷ̣̟̠̼̘ͤ̄͆̀̚'̰͚͓̬̙̲̔ͬͥͩ̎ͪ̑̐͞V͆̿͆̀͑̉҉̲̮̪̝͜E̬̖̪̝̼͕͒ͬͦ͠͡ ̮͙͍͇ͧͣ̐́͜D̢̟̥̦̘͓̎͊͝͠O̙ͥ́̽́Nͦ̿̑҉̠͈̹͡ͅEͯͣ͌̅ͯ̽̈́͑͘͏҉̻ ̧̧̼͎̥̻̬̬ͦ̅̄͊͑F̛̪̖̗̊̎ͣÔ̥̣̺̈͋͆ͧR͇̻̱̜̜͓̳̣̣ͣ͒̃̈́ͭ̌̏ͫ͜͜ ̼̞̮ͥͨͫ̔͐͜Ṱ͈̙̭̫̮̭ͣͣͥͭ̀̈́̅̓͜H̡̻͈̟̆̃͋ͩ͜E̶̛̬̼̘͕̮̩ͭ̀͂͒̐͌͐̂M̙̱̙̦̩̜͔̲̥̄̍ͫ̊̉̚̚͡.̶̻̱̻̦̻̲ͫͯͬ̄̿̽̐̓̄́͝ ̡̥̖̲̠̗̗͉̩̱̌̉́Ḇ̷̡̗͉̂̚͘Ȗ̙͖̙̟͎́͐͢͝T̨͕̆ ̝̺̖̥̹̋ͨ͗ͦͧ̾͑Y̸̮͚̺̥̗̠͇͋̑ͩ̿̇ͅO̪̟ͪ̇ͭ͊͘͞͡Ṷ̗̳͛ͮ̃ͧ͑̃̌̚ ̆̌ͩ͡҉̱͎G͖̮͙͔ͫ͆̅ͮ̓̊̈̄̈͞Ȯ̸̥̟̞̘̓̔̈͠T̸̛͉̠̘̏̎͋͗ͧͫ̍͠ ̶̡̰̥͇̹̯̐ͯͥ̑ͧͫ͂͠ͅA͓̟̣̐̌̓͗ͨ͛ͬ̇̀ ̭̰̍ͤ͂ͨͮL̽ͯ͗ͣ͌̃̍ͪ͟͏̺͕͇͖̦̗̀I̧̝̋̎ͪ̾͒ͨ͗̕T͍͕̣̗ͮ͂͑̓͊̋ͅͅȚ̩̪̩̞̎ͫ̅̔̃L̶̢̯̜̤͍͇̰̜͒̌Ę̛̼͚͇̊̂ͧ̎ͤͮ ̧̳̮͔ͨ̔̍͂̽̍̉̐̂̀ͅḆ̷̳̳͙̮̯̇͛͂ͦ̇͢͞I̡͓̦̣̘ͩ̀ͯ̈́̂̿ͥ̚͞Ṫ͍̳̖͙̖̫͐ͧͫͤ͝ ̡͇̖̝̜̰̥̗̲ͤ̀O̰̠̺̠͛͊̚U̵̞͈͈͙̮͇̓̀T̢̖̞̃̓̀,̨̼̗̙̜̻̹͖̌ͬͮ̆͟ͅ ̴̡͚͙̜̤̭̬̼̣ͤ͊ͧ͝Y̷͚̘̺̪̎ͣ͟ͅȨ͕͙̣͖̄͠S̶̫͈̪̯͍͓̗͂ͥͪ ̞̺͔̱̹͋̎͗̀̚͟Y̸̡͔̪̫ͤ͐ͦ̈ͪͅO̭̭̖͙̜̙̓ͥȔ̘̿̃̏̃̇ ͇̗͚̎̇̈́̄ͬ̿ͤ̾͋D̶̤̪͙̥̬̥ͧͫ̊̇̀I̴̷̳ͮͧ̐D̯͕̗͎̮̯̰̠ͣ͛̊̈ͮ̿ͦͤ͗.̩̱͗ͬ̍͢  A̡̜̮̰͈̋ͫ͐̈́̂̈̌͘͟͢͝Ņ̶̨͎̤̖͔͉͓̮͔̣͉̖̬̗͔̰̯̦͉ͣ͆ͯ͛͒͌͊̆͆̀̾ͭ͛ͬͪ̚͘͟Ḑ̛̳͖͉̲̜̙͍̞͈̱͕͔̯̮̞̮̥͓̐͊̃͒̿̒ͪ͜ ̨͗ͮ̇̑̊ͧͦ҉͏̯̰͎͈̘̺͕͍̤̭̫̰Ņ̶̷̩̥̞̝͚̙͚͍̦̙̦ͤͩͤͬ͘͢Õ̶̸̷̲̣͙͇͍̗̬̮̫͍̮̘͕̺̭̫̫̟̦̾͐̽͆͂̈̍̊̌ͮ̚̚͟͝W̴̨̲̲̖̫̭̏̿͒͆̿̅ͬ̓̆ͧ̏ͥ̐ͪ͛͝͞ ̸̸̴̦̰̖͔͚͈͚͍͎̤̝̜̉͆̇͆ͩ̑̈̔ͪͭ̈̈̈͒̃͂̿̿͛͜Y̶͚̹̤̪͚̖̮̖̟͇͙̙̪̰͎͍̣̜̘̓ͦ͆͗́̂͠͝͡Oͪ̌̌̾̌̔̒̋̏̿͞҉҉̴̣̰͙͚̭̩̩̣͈̲̺̤̱̩̗̤͜U̧͂̌ͭ̃҉̢̼̦͈̭͔̜̙̯̺͈́ͅ ̶̨̻͎̼ͨ̃͗̏̾ͭ̀̕͘W̢̨̬̳̱̣̫͍̖̦͚͓͇̣͚̦͍̗̯̔͒̒̈́̽͠I̵͖̤̮̞̒̉̆̌̽̊ͫ̀̾ͥ̈́͆͋̈́́̚͟͢͝Ĺ̸̢̧͈̫̤̥͈͉̹̜̙͈̺̘͍̊͑̀̋͗́̉̐͝͞L̨̛̘̟̩̬̋ͪ̀̉̋̏̌͛́ ̷̨͇̺̥̰̥ͤ̔ͤͪͫͮ͋̀̕͞ͅM͓͚͉̫̬͇͚ͧͮ̌̐̐̌͐ͪ͌͋̌̃ͨ̃́͟͢A̴̷̫̥̪̩͕̟̦̩̙̲̝͚̫̫̒̅ͧ̀͆̾ͨ̒̓ͮ̑̉ͧ́͝K̛͖̩̹̟̇̽̾ͨͮ̃̃̈̍̈́̄͞E̵̐́̀̀ͣ̏͐͂̽͌ͭ̚͢͏͘҉̞̞̳̪̦̟̩͚͖͚̥̦̜ ̽ͩ́͒̍̂̄ͨ̄̽̈̇͌̋͏̝̫̖̥Ț̼̭̪̠̠̜̬̠̖͌͑̊̎̎ͥ̔ͥ̈ͤ͋͠H̷͉̮͔̯͔̗̪͚̬̜͍̮͍͇͙̩̆͌ͭͩ̎̽̈́ͧ͌ͧ͐͞ͅE͈̠͎͔̖̰̝̰̮͓̍͌ͪ̌͂ͥ̆͗͂̍ͭ̾͋̒ͫ̈́̚͜͢M̛̂̓̒̌̒̓̓̏҉͏̝͕̟̣͎̠̫̗͚̪̣͓͕͔̗ ̈ͭ͆͌̆ͥ͂̐͏̸̡̜̞͍͚̻̣̮͓̮͖͎͇̞̀́P̲̳̥̺͚̦̭̐̒̐ͫ͛̉̾̆̊̑́̈͐ͤ́̚̚͞Ȁ̷̼̞̦̜͉̪ͫ̏̉̿̄́̒̽͜Ỷ̶̵̡ͬ͑̀̓͆̒ͮͬ̚҉͚͕͖̰̱̝̲͉̞̭̗͙͍͖̳.̶̙̝̻̤̜̻͖̟̰̠̊ͩͬͫͨ͛͆͊̏͆ͩ͋̌̄̓̂͋̚̕͘͟

The only person around is you, so obviously it's your feet you need to  worry about!

Chop off the feet and eat them.

Nice. I'm looking forward to Thomo's future adventures!

Titin.

Think. Are there any locks/anything that would require that number? Or is it just the number of people dead?

Quote from: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 12:06:05 am

In the recent !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! update by Wrex, the whole fort died, me included. The only difference is that my body parts killed about 10 different dwarves together, some of them earning titles, and my intestines strangled someone. With lack of further details, I just imagine my dorf walking along and then suddenly exploding into a fighting force of severed body parts.

Voltron dorf. Best. Thing. EVER.

Quote from: MrWillsauce on October 07, 2012, 10:15:15 pm

Mottle a table leg into a statuette that depicts us holding several bundles of intestines. Then put it in the apron pocket and continue on to the circle exhibit with the machete and gun out and ready.