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I can haz be hero?

We already have an animalperson, but just submit a sheet, I think.

Are we on the outskirts of the city? Is the fire spreading toward us? FEED ME DETAILS. (I'm not being hostile if it seems I am)

I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING SHEMER! I WAS IMPRSOINED BY MY SON BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO USHER A THOUSAND YEARS IN! I WILL KILL THE LICH FOR WHAT IT DID AND RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE.

Y̶̴͉̼͕̩͚̲̩̦͓̰̥͉̲͕͈̯̬͑͒͑͛͑̈͑ͭͫ̊ͬͨͤ͋͐͢ͅǑ̵̢͙̲̭͉͚͕̾̅ͥͯ̌̾̒̌ͦ́̚Ũ̇ͤ̿͏̡̞̬̙͔̞̗̻͖͍̬̺͞ ̢̮̺̠̪̬̞̬̜̙̳̳̟̩͑͗͂ͮ̒̿ͨͦͣ̆͋̀̀̎̚͝F̢ͣ̈́̂͊̃ͩ̂̍͆͗̿҉͈͖̹͈͚̮̲̻̖̲̠̗͎͈̝͙̠̩O̸̽̏̄ͪ̓͋̑ͦͥͫ͐͑̀̌̋͜͞҉̤͖̱̲̟̗̹̮̼̰̘̞O̵ͩͩ̊ͬͯ͏̸͓͙̰̰̗̗̺͇̯̼̘̤̣͔̞͎Lͤͫ͌͋̆͗ͤ͋ͦ̓ͧͬ̏̎͋͛ͦ͋͏͟͏̛̫̘͎͉̼̫̻̦!̴̶̞̞̗̗̮̻̼͔͒ͭͬ̏̇́̍ͯͥ̆͘͠ ͚̘̦̠̹ͥ̏ͨ̊͒̀̕͠A̵̶̡̛͙͎̳̠̞̼̼ͭͬ̃̈́̽͐̿̿ͣ̑̇͡ ̶̸̪̥̜̬͇̎ͭ̐̄͝ͅT̄̎̉̈̀̐̍̚̕͞͏͎͍̲͔̗̪͉̜̰͇H̶̢͉̻͕̟͑̉͊ͭ̄̔̀͞ͅͅO̷͊̂͋͂̃̔͛̆͌ͪ͆̉̅̋̔ͫ͛̎ͭ͟҉̹͚̫̗̭̮̰̜̹͙̱͖̯͖̣͉̕U̧̗͈͕̳̹̥͚͚͌̅͗ͮ̽ͣ̔ͮͮ̅̈ͪ̄̈́̾ͦ̿S̽̌̿̔͌͛͒́ͫͨͫ̋̋ͤ̏҉̴̡̗͇̮͕͝A̎̿ͥ̊͂̒҉͏̸͝͏͈̹̻N̷̡̳̯̦̬̥͚̤̫͎̞̞̰̘͎̹̗̩̊͐ͣͨͫ̕͞D̝̯̲͎̭̺͚̼͔͖̟̳̣͚̰̖̉̽ͪ͆ͣ̅̇́̂̊̀̇ͪ̿̓̈́̎̚͝ ̵̴̵͇̗̹͉̼̝̲͕ͬͩ̐̔̈́ͩͬͮ̌̍̎̋ͩ̆͋ͅY̷̵̟̳̼̰̠̝͎ͫ͌̓ͥ͞E̷̛̱̭̰͔͈ͤ̋̒͐̔́͐͂̄͋̇̊̂̆ͣ̐̒̚͜͝͠A̷͆ͨ̋̈́̆͋͐̒̅ͮ̅̽̊͏̷͓̰̠̥̹̺̬̯̖͚͔͓̟̖̙͚̪̀͡ͅͅȐ̡ͦͨ̂ͬ̊̐̒ͪͤͥ̄͛̆ͩͩͦ̚͝͏̲͔̠̥̳̺̜͉̻͇͈S̸̤̦̣̰͓̹̦̬̜̗̣̱̠ͭ̇̃͌̓́ͣ͜ ̵̫̠̳̱ͦ͑̃̿ͩ̀ͫ͜I̸̶̶͇͓̪͎̱̯͙͙͐̇̿̔̄̓̅ͅS͔̳̜͇̘̫̞̳̲̰͉̱̺͕̤̳̤͈͕̄̀̂ͩ̒̎̔̄̇̿͘̕ ̵̨̡̖̭͙͚̲̞̖̈́ͪͤ̌̇͌ͯ̌̔͑ͪ̇͆͐ͮ̇͆̈́ͬ̀̕B̶̨̘̻̺̟ͦͭͩ̆͗̿ͬ͌͌̉ͬ̇̃̒̔̚̚Ư̢̯̞̯͓̠͙̟̠̪̤̠̱͓̱̻̝̑̊ͨ̐̉̎ͤ̒ͣͯ̑͟T͑̎ͮ͊ͧ̋ͧ͊̉̽̍̇̓̾ͬ͏̷̣̰̯͚̰̣̙̜͈͖̲̰̮̰̜̟͘̕͠ ̷̵͎̻̟̙̲̗̺͍̱͉͙̭̳̈́́̅̓ͣͦͨͮ̌ͬ̈͢A̸̶̜̤̞͉͇̣͍̥̞̹̘̻̜̗̩̜͇̼ͪͯ̆͑̾ͣ ̨͎͈͇̮̲̦̞̱̠̯̻̅̆͊͐ͩ̎̒͊ͬ̂̾͠͡ͅP̷͇̬̯̻̜̥̥̹̰̯̠̞̬̠ͣͪ̾̃ͤ̏͐̈ͯ̔͒͜͢͟͞I̾͛̿ͩ͊̑͂̌҉̷̱͎̼̦͈̝̯͎͍̞̰̭͡T̴̴̖̣̟̭̻̪̱̜̘͖̘̘͉̼̜̉̋̀́͗ͦ̎͐ͤ̌ͩͣ̿́̌T̶̢͕̝̺̺̭̭͍̦͊͆̃ͯ̿ͩ̐́͗̌ͤ̕͡Ạ̴̯͇̳̪͇̳̬̮͎̞̜͉͓͓̥́͆͑̾ͥ̐͝͝N̵͕͙̹͙̺͕̱̔̿̒ͧͨ͘͟͝C̤͎͉̞͖̫̭͚̼̘̫ͦ̔͊ͨ͑ͤ̐̚͜ͅͅȆͣ̇̑̿̂͗ͮ͗̇̂̉҉̦̩͓͓̜̪́͜͝ ̸̵̜̼̖̩̻̗̆̽͌̓ͩ́͆͌̓ͬͥ̿̕͝C̴̊̽̀̽ͮ͏͙̘̻̦̻̭̗̝̻̱̹͚̀ͅǑ̷͕̤̟̼͖̺̞̆̑̄ͮ͊̓͂́͆ͤͣ̓ͯ̕M̋ͦͣ̊̆͂͐̉ͩ̏ͥ̐ͩ̔̈̃ͩͦ̀̚҉̸̵͕̪͇̮̞́P̷̧̢̫̣̣͖̤̤̭͓͖̬͚̟̠̓͋̆̿͊̃̑ͪ͑ͬ̓̉̃̀A̵͚̺̞̲̰͈͇̞̥̫̥ͩ̓͂̓ͥͯͬ̍̔ͯ̓͗ͩ͂ͧ̇̊͞R̷͑̈́ͦ͠҉̮̮̜͉̹̜E̶͕͓͖͚̬̲ͣ͆̍́͌̽ͭͧ̀ͦ͠D̵̸̰͚̳͍͙̠ͬ͗̌ͦͩ͗͐̃ͣͮ͗ͮ͋ͯ̊ͮ̉͘͠ ͕̣̙̫͕̝̩̯͇̳̳͖̳͖̲̭̐̾͛̌͘Tͦ͆ͧ̄̍ͭ̄̑͒̽̿̑҉̮̥͇̮̙̻͈̩͢ͅÒ̋ͦ̿҉̶̵̖͎̘̪͔̩̞͇̫͇̮̳̞̘̦͖͘ ̴̡̨͔̬̙̰̭̞̥̘̣̥̲̦͙͗ͩͭ͑ͭ̽ͭ͌̋ͮ̚͠T̴͛ͬ͛ͨ͒̊͂ͫͪ̓̚͟҉̳͓̼̪̲͚͖̩̬̜̀ͅH͐ͦ̓̾͗̀ͨ̑ͫ͘҉̙̝̺̘͉̺̱͇̗͘ͅͅE̡͔͎̰͓͎̩̜̣̺̹̝̳͔͇̗͚ͣͫ̍̃̽̍̾ͯͤ̃ͣ͛͋̓͒̚͢ ̷͕͎͇̦̝̭͙̦̯̙͚̞̙͕͈͑̊ͪ͜͡͡͠S̨̧̲͎̥̜̻͉̞̳̻͚̤̪ͫ̎͌̈́͆̾́͢͟L̐̌̇͗̿ͨ͑̊̓͐̾̈̃̅͋̂̚͏̯̲̜̜̫̰̰̰̥̯͡I̪̤̞͉͓̯̰̤̓̑̔͋ͧ̿̈́ͮ̀̓ͩ͊̌͞͠G̢̨̠̖̲̻͚̯̦̼ͯ̽ͩ̆ͭ̅̉̃͂̌̎̑̚H̛̘̘͍̮͇̘͚̺͑͂̃ͪ̉̅ͯͭͤͬ̃̈́̋͆ͯ̓̚̕͜T̴̶̬̮̤̫̫̘͙͊̂͋̐̈̀͐̄̒ͣ͊͒̿͊̕͢͠Ę́̎̾̈́ͦ̐̂ͧ̇̏ͬ̓͝҉̛͕̣̟̰̮̳̱Ş̜̜̱͈̭̬̟̼̠̙̦͙͓͈̈̔̎̇͆̕͞͡T̢̢͈̪͉̦̺̤͍̫͓̲̻̹̘̙̣̒ͩ̂̒̔̎ͭ̌͆̃͛̅ͮͩ́ 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̨̭̰͔͎̳̣̰̣̠̺͎̺̪̂̌ͮ̓̊̋͐ͨ̊̔̍̏̉̒̿ͫ͘A̴̖̼̰̙̮̺͕̓̏̑͛ͦ̓͆ͪ̾̀ͅM̧͎̣̯̳̟̱̮̫̗̼̈ͤ̈ͬ̄͌̾̎ͨ͌ͮ́ͩ̾ͩ̅́ͅ ̸̨̛̤͚̤͓͍̖̗͍̇ͪ́͑̈͋̌̈̋̎̽̋͘͢N̷̸̨̧̫̯̭̭͈̘̬̝̮̖̠̦̖̠̳̹̳͓͈̄ͭ͐̊̂̂͒̓̇̈͋ͫ͜Ô̸̍̓̽̑̓̌ͯ͋ͪͧ͛̚̕͜͏̨̗̮͓̖̘̺͕ͅT͖̗͉̳̩͍̩͉͈͖̗͈̟̐ͩͩͭͯͭ̀͢ ̢͕̦̥͓͖͎̪͔͖̖̻ͥ͑ͨ͒̓́̀͟Tͥͥͮ̽̋̌̇̊̂̈͌̄̓͒̏̚͟͏̣̮͍̺͓̝͉̻̣͎̮̪̹̟̤̕͞͠Ȏ̵͎̰͔̫͉̦̤̖̆͛ͤ̉ͦ͆̌̍ͧ̐̅̒̂̉ͩ͜͟͜͟ ̢̬͙̯͙̫͛̒̉̑͑̀͋͗͗ͨ̍̌͂̊͜ͅB̸̙͔͉̖̗̗̯̣̗̄ͫ̃͒ͪ̓ͬ͗̑̈̇ͬ̾̄̚͡͠Ẻ̞͍̖̘͙̏ͧͦͧ̒͐͌͐̅͌ͥ̓́ ̷̵͔̪̱̳͖̯̗̋̅͊̄ͮͥ̾ͭͣ̅͑ͣ̈̀̉̚ͅT̷̴͎͇̹̞̺̭͍̹͉̥̮̫̤̺̼ͯ̊͌͊ͨͩ̃ͮ̎̂̐̏̒̅̉ͯ̇͒̕͞͠R̶̨̯̹̫͉͕̻̳̗͎͕͈̄̓͊ͥ̈̔͒̍I̯̳͍̼̥̰̦͐̎͆̏̉ͦ͗͟F̴͙̲̩̳̜̫͖͍̘̣̪̔ͪ̀̓͂̿ͨ̉̍ͬͩ̽͐ͬ͘͘͢͟L̴̈́̆͊̄͛̇͆̚͏̸͕̭͙̤̦̠̭E̴̢̙̥̣̩̦̪͙̝̲̟̠̙͓̻̤̖̞͉̾̓͋̏̒̈́̎̆͂͑̐D̘͉͈͙̞̙̰̆̄̒̔̓ͮ͗ͥ̏ͫͨ͌͐̂͑̎̕͟͠ ̡̢̞̟͙̦̲̼̫̹̥̭̖͕͒̉ͦ̋͗͊̉̋͒ͩ̃͑̀̊̈ͥ̀̚͢ͅͅW̜͉͈̻̻̮̺̪̯̖̝̙̫̘̄̈́͌́͗͊̈͊͋̔͛ͬ͑̈́͌͟͠ͅI̷̧̱̯̟̞͛̈ͧ̍ͨ͌̓͊͗̑̄ͩͤ͛͊̄͡T̴̵̡̖̖͎̮͉̻̯̲̞̳̂́́ͩ̓̆͊ͪ̅ͯ̅ͨ̊ͥ͐͐ͪͮ̚͘͝Ḥ̡̫̠͔̤̳͕ͣͥ́͋̃͛́͟͝ͅ.̵̡̞̞̱̜̓̀ͤ͂ͮ̂̒̀́̚͠

I'm physically attracted to women, but don't want to be, to get the ontopicness out of the way. Now for minor raeg:
I just spent 10 hours at an outdoor party. It was cold. Not pleasantly cold either, as I had to wear short pants and a short-sleeved shirt. For 10 hours. I'm SO GODDAMNED TIRED BUT I'M SHIVERING TOO MUCH TO FALL ASLEEP.

I'm 0% hetero, 0% homo.

Seriously, it's always kind of weird to me to have these conversations. It's like asking people "Are you a repbulicanosexual or a democratosexual?" or "are you a soxfanosexual or a yankeesfanosexual?"

I just want to give them a vacant stare and go "...what?"

Sure, one of the categories may more commonly exhibit the traits that I find attractive, but I don't find anything particularly attractive about the categories themselves. I'm certainly not attracted to someone because they are one gender or the other.

This sums up my sexuality.

Quote from: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 11:09:56 pm

Quote from: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:07:57 pm

Disregard this I'm not that smart

You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.

FOOLISH MORTAL! I WILL ONLY TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE BECAUSE WE FIGHT AGINAST THE LICH BUT IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF THE SUN! (And yes, I will talk in something other than caps tonight. Its just that this charcter is so much fun!)

Not to support my business enemies, but Hans is now the god of Magic, Change, Hope, Scheming, Manipulation, and many other things. He is anything BUT mortal.

We have Tzentch Jerry, but Yog-Shothoth Defected. Bastard.

Nothing personal, man.

Quote from: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 09:34:35 pm

Lich became a woman and fell in love with Dirg and now they want to rebbuil the world. the Liberal traitors wish to side with the lichette, while the Paladins still wish to slay the lich.

...And I have a plan to do both.

Plans of compromise never work. They inevitably lead to later conflict.

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON