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Yep. Although something about the lich. Is needed.

I nominate YOU AT FINAL BOSS to the hall of fame.

YOU AT FINAL BOSS
Perhaps the longest-running minimalist RTD of all time, YAFB chronicles the battle of several VERY morally-ambiguous heroes against a lich. The first action was to throw a fruit. It ended with the diety of humanity ranting. And ranting. And ranting.

Feel free to submit an alternate description. Nevertheless, if nomination is accepted, I vote for YOU AT FINAL BOSS.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on October 02, 2012, 11:20:21 pm

Suddenly, the first to come out, the ethereal Misko, opens its mouth, which drips and morphs like tar, slowly opens, and it begins to speak. IT NEVER SHUTS UP. The long winded rant continues for so long a time, many of its comrades turn tail, and back up Lichette and Dirg.

I lol'd. With 'Trololo' in the backround, I lol'd. I can't breathe. Good god, this is great.

 
My action stands. Annihilate Misko!

So true. (No offense, Misko - you make good evil speeches.) Ah, yes, actions. ALL THAT THE CORPSE-BITCH AND HER ALLIES (except Wrex) IS SHALL BECOME NOT. THEY SHALL NO LONGER BE.

Well, YOU AT FINAL BOSS has reached a conclusion, I have revealed my true form and will soon begin destroying existence, and I'm still a hero. Anyone think it should be in the Hall of Fame?

Neh. Move to Jupiter!
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It's Jupiter. Why not?

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May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.

HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.

If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?

Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.

What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?

Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.

This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?

Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.

A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...

You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?

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BOSS TURN:

The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches  onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.

TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!

COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE

That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.

I think we arrives at the same time. Yeah, that makes sense. If it was just the all consuming cloud of death you are, she wouldn't pull our her sword, cause stabbing cloud seems pretty pointless. Besides, since I and Wrex are physical, we certainly were the ones who made the sound.

So yeah, we are a contingent of dark ones coming to rain on dirgs parade.

May I suggest your theme music? That or Wagner. Ride of the Valkyries.

GET A GRILL
PLACE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE EVERYWHEN INSIDE THE GRILL, INCLUDING THE GRILL
GRILL ALL THIS
EAT RESULTING STEAK