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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:30:47 pm »
BOSS TURN:

The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches  onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.

TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!

COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE
That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:27:41 pm »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Being a god of humanity would explain the shouting.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:20:50 pm »
Have summoner guy summon a thing to read it, in case of explosion. Back away just in case.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:13:26 pm »
Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.
seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!
The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.
I only have 71 pages...
...I only have 79 pa
A while ago. Nevertheless, the end of love will come. Until then, adeiu, auf weidershen, hatstack la vista, and Ţ̸̵̗̠̣̭͎̻͙̺̠͉̞̲̬̩̞̲̮͆̓̉ͩ̍͛̽ͤ́̚͡ͅa̼͔̱͕̯͔͓͇̙̪̰̲ͩ̇͂̏͞ͅ-̧̬͓̠͔͉̥͍͈͉̲̝̠̝̝͓̾̑̊̽̃́ͅt̶̵̴̥͈͉͉̳̜̗̱̟̥̲̰̣̩͇̳̜̒̾̾ͦͪ̑͐ͥ͆͛ͯ̓ͣ̄ͯͨͮ͠ͅa̴̸̵̙͚͓̭̩̥̞̻͓̮̘͕̫̙̹̤̒ͧ͐͂ͭ̃ͮ̾̿̇̉̉̈́̈̀͢.ͨͥ̐̃́̇ͨͥ̓҉̴̴̡̝̠͎͈̠̥͈̰̭̣̲

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:10:59 pm »
We'll just assume he is following us in shock or something.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:09:28 pm »
Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.
seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!
The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:05:35 pm »
Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 09:53:37 pm »
Xantalos is pretty persuasive... Unless he's on Misko's team, then he's just the silver-tongued devil beside the bellowing demagoge.
If Misko is on my team, then he is. Nevertheless, if you wish, ally with me against the corpse-bitch. I will grant you a single wish after and then depart this realm.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 09:49:15 pm »
Please, I am rage. Actually, I have an idea: if lich is love, life, and creation, that means there will always be more things to kill. Killing the lich now would be fun. Killing her creations for all eternity? Priceless. Corpse-bitch may be corpse bitch, but I think I can make her suffer more this way.



Defect to Liberal...for now
I remember you, from a half-real dream...
Ally with me. You amuse me, and I shall create a realm of infinite combatants, so you can kill...forever.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 09:43:02 pm »
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.

Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.

Additionally, a song of me.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 02:29:48 am »
I feel this comes to mind. By the way, the hurtee is you. Sorry, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Me and Misko got in a hamfight over at the FINAL BOSS rtd, and ti only took 7 or 8 pages to be resolved! Yaaaay.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 01:39:04 am »
One last thing: It only took us 7 or 8 pages to come to an agreement! A new record!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 01:37:28 am »
I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?
Evangelical Christians?
But that's the thing! As a perfect diety, ther would BE no Evangelical Christians! No conservatism! No evil! And above all,
BORING
Shityou scared me there. I am actually hoping for a career in politics, so no crazy people wouldn't help.

Jell, Government would just be a bunch of technocrats.
So we are agreed then. For assholeism everywhere! Kill the lichette! CHAAAAARRRRRGE! (And on that note, I'll be going to bed.)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 01:33:36 am »
I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?
Evangelical Christians?
But that's the thing! As a perfect diety, ther would BE no Evangelical Christians! No conservatism! No evil! And above all,
BORING

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