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Indeed. All right, plan: Next turn I'll drain lichette's +3 to rolls and distribute it among you, me, and Wrex. Support my action and then she will be POWERLESS BEFORE OUR MIGHT!((It's not over until the Lich(ette) is either destroyed or safe.))BECAUSE. WHAT IF, DURING THAT STATISTICAL AVERAGE, DIRG SAVES HER? WE CAN'T USE TRIED-AND-TRUE TACTICS OF RESPAWN UNTIL SHE DIES, BEACUSE HE CAN DO THE SAM THING. AND GUESS WHAT? HE ISN'T FIGHTING SOMOENE WITH +3 TO HIS ROLLS.
But you don't understand! Eventually, she WILL fall. It is inevitable. Either through actual killing or the GM getting tired of our ham.SHE IS GETTING EXTRA 3 TO EVERY ROLL, SHE'LL HAVE WON THE GAME BY THE TIME YOU SUCEED.Hey! Aspiring asexualbro over here.And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Now we annoy the fuck out of Misko with 'graffiti' from beyond the scope of his understanding.
Also, I will hurt you if you use that hand to pleasure yourself. Just saying.NEXT ACTION, THEN.And what if it fails? And then what? HUH? WHATS HAPPENS THEN MR. BIGSHOT?ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Hey! Aspiring asexualbro over here.And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Now we annoy the fuck out of Misko with 'graffiti' from beyond the scope of his understanding.
Also, I will hurt you if you use that hand to pleasure yourself. Just saying.
NEXT ACTION, THEN.And what if it fails? And then what? HUH? WHATS HAPPENS THEN MR. BIGSHOT?ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Behold the horror.Write horrible slashfic of Xantalos and Clippy, then distribute solely to Xantalos.(1) OH NO, IT'S GOOD! XANTALOS IS INTERESTED IN IT!
Ẏ̢̭̫̳̦̟͂̒̆ͫ͜o̰̭̻̬͌͒ͣ̋ͦͦͥṳ̸̭̲͈̍ͨͦ̅̈́ͦ̑ ̲͔̩͎͈̝͒̋̈̾̿͐̌͠ẗ̞̤̬̞͎̖ͦ̍̓̋á̵͓̜̬̹̽lͪ̉̒̍̚͜͏̖̳͘k̖͗ͯͮͣ ̷̫̳̯͎͈̣̺̿͌̐͐̌̇ͪ́͞ä͖̀̓ͭͣͪ̋͡ͅ ͇̔l̟̘̞̯̖̈ͮ̐ͬ̒͛ͮ̂o͇͈͓̗͊̎ͅt̙̭͇̙̭̜̳̫͑̌̕ ͖̯ͧ̊̿ͮ́́͠f̶̮̻̝̲̗͉ͪ̉̆̏͟o̯̫͒̽͗ͭ̄̏́ͯ̚͜r͂̾̆ͯ̽ͦ́҉̘͚͈̝͓̭͖̖ ̷ͥ҉̤̙͉a͂͆̉҉̠̦͍͓ ̴͓͙̭̹͎̞̃̈̐̃̓́͞ş̲̏ͫ͑ͨ̒ͅư̟͇̩͖̙̱̼̎̓̈́̊̍̽ͅp̘̞̯̊̒ͤͮp̧̧̜̺̣̘̲̖̻̟̪̏͌͊̈́͞o̦̘̦ͧ̽ͬͮ͘s̵͙̼͎̙̎͂ẹ̦̬͋̊ͤ̈́̓d͎͉̫͙̈ͣ̂́̕ͅl̸̼͖̳̥̥͙̉̍̑̉͐ͭ͞y̢̻͕̜͇̰̥̰͐̌̉́̇͛ͯͩ̎͘ ̺̗̇́̈́͂̀͌ͪ̐̅a̠̩̯̟̙̤͐̓ͯ͞l͍͚̺͑́̏́l̸͕̝͍̱̜̮̩̄ͣ͝ͅ ̢̛̼̳̤̫̼͚͓̋̄̔ͯ̐͑͛̀̑ͅṗ͖͙͉̭̪̬̥͕ō̇̐̊͂̇̿͏͏҉̩̣̹̹̮ͅw̨͈͚͕͓̩̖ͥͮ͊ͬ̋̇̆̐e̠̭ͫ̾̄̄̈ͥ̇̽ͧ̕͘͘ŗ͓͓̎͋͆̇̂̋͞f͙͔̔̒ͯͭu̠̦̲͕̬̞̥͚̐̅ͯ̎͛͊̇ͨl̷̛̰̦̣͔̰̒̉͆̒ͅ ̲͓̲͓̲͕̙ͤ̍ͣ̉̊̍ͣ̌ͤ́b̘̺̫ͬ͑ͤ͐̈͘e̅ͧ͋́̒̌́̐̊҉̛̝͓̟͈̜ǐ̛̍ͮ̒̈́͋̌ͮ͏͉n̷͉͉̜̆͛͡g̬̖̳͓͉̙̣̠̋͜.̧̝̫ͯͩMy point exactly.
MY ACTION HAS ME EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER. THAT SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT.EDIT YOUR ACTION THEN. ITS BOT THAT HARD, JUST CLICK THE LITTLE BUTTON ON THE RIGHTMYOUR A ELDRITCH GODM DO IT ALREADY.Hired Trollbro: S/H/It already posted s/h/it's action, brah.EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.Abolish the concept of time, and we win.WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE,
Hired Trollbro: S/H/It already posted s/h/it's action, brah.EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
