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« on: September 29, 2012, 11:30:43 pm »The 90 degree ones are the best ones though, since you can beat them easy with Pythagoras.Who in turn gets beaten by Mr Bean!
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The 90 degree ones are the best ones though, since you can beat them easy with Pythagoras.Who in turn gets beaten by Mr Bean!
Technically, I suppose, at least the lower orders. The higher angels like the seraphim and the archangels, though...*shudder*Besides...How many innocent murders does starting a war between angels?Not much.
As angels don't have a soul, per se, it accomplishes very little.
ANGELS. ARE NOT. INNOCENT.
Under the original definiition of the term, as in not knowing the diffrence between good and evil, they are.
Besides...How many innocent murders does starting a war between angels?Not much.
As angels don't have a soul, per se, it accomplishes very little.
How many innocent murders does starting a war between angels?Not much.
Boxing, Jackass style.What if they're in the process of robbing a store or attacking someone?Invite those people into a boxing gym first.* Sirus is also a date-virgin. And every other kind conceivableQuoteGo out and punch the world into giving you what you deserve. (though don't really punch people)Unless they deserve it.
Hmm...probably 15 kissingers, at most.Wait, Which pope? I mean, some of them were upstanding people, but others... Well, they easily obtained Gigahitlers on their own.(Pope Urban II comes to mind)Our current pope. That's the only one I measure. I inherently don't trust time travel devices since the last time, and we created MSH.
No, wait. That goes below gigahitlers.KiloKonys, I believe.Hmm? What's the metric measurement?Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.
KiloKonys, I believe.Hmm? What's the metric measurement?Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.
Damn it, I've got the 2.5 Edition of the Necronomicon, which only has about 4 gigahitlers of evil.I agree against the Twilight werewolf scenario. Alternatively, if you made Twilight the world religion and sacrificed human lives to it, that could free me. But no one would stoop that low.Have I infected you yet? If not, i'll have to get around to it.
I'm cool with being a werewolf as long as it's not a lame ass Twilight werewolf.Hey now, I'm busy corrupting Hans. I'm not sure two corruptions can be done at the same time.
But if they can, go right ahead~
Technically three, since I read Xantalos' posts. That has to be hitting my SAN score pretty heavily.