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But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.
I'd suggest freeing me, but I'm feeling lazy and I just want to watch the rampage. Besides, my prison is far too strong to be broken for at least a couple millennia.WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.
Help me be free? No. The bad mojo they generate goes to them, not me.Huh. Totally impractical AND immoral by human morality. The problem is that it has nothing to do with freeing eldritch creatures or anything productive. 'Tis just...stupid.I have learned things today that I wish I hadn't. I am, for once in my life, absolutely disgusted. Appalling in the truest sense of the word.Oh god I'd forgotten about transabled people.I think I've heard of those folks once before, but I'm still not sure they're the worst.
Wait, those are the ones who basically want to take a perfectly functional body and cripple it, right?
The worst in my mind are probably bugchasers and gift-givers.
I have seen many things. This is one of the worst.
Wouldn't the slow, agonizing death help?
WHAT. THE. FUCK.Hblblblblblblbbbb
Huh. Totally impractical AND immoral by human morality. The problem is that it has nothing to do with freeing eldritch creatures or anything productive. 'Tis just...stupid.I have learned things today that I wish I hadn't. I am, for once in my life, absolutely disgusted. Appalling in the truest sense of the word.Oh god I'd forgotten about transabled people.I think I've heard of those folks once before, but I'm still not sure they're the worst.
Wait, those are the ones who basically want to take a perfectly functional body and cripple it, right?
The worst in my mind are probably bugchasers and gift-givers.
I have seen many things. This is one of the worst.
Do not go into the room. Crowbars are bad.
I think I've killed you twice now, so we've established that the GM is not the lichette. Otherwise she'd be double dead.Do you think the lich is the GM in this situation? Wouldn't he have made his power make sense back when he was magic incarnate, and just killed you all then? Oh, and holy balls this shit updates fast. Prequel if there's enough demand.BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYNOT AN UPDATE LOL
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
The Lich actually came from the very first minimalist RTD PRINCESS KIDNAPPED. My character was zombified, then became a lich, and absorbed all zombies as well as his forms from alternate universes. Then, he was banned into the void between universes, and the lich from this is that lich, moving into another universe.
Spinal is the lich.
Lich is lichette.
Spinal and Dirg are in love.
Some people like the angry variety.
