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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 28, 2012, 01:11:56 am »
Try to get some sacrifices for me in there, can you?
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So how exactly does an eldritch abomination get locked in prison?I, like most of my compatriots, am locked in a Sealed Can of Evil, as they say on TvTropes. Bay12 has weakened the can tonight. Thanks guys!
I am indeed lucky.Come to Ontario!
I don't think we even have meth...
I cannot comprehend how fortunate you are for never having met a methhead.
Imagine someone with leprosy. Now they also have some sort of highly intense dental disorder. And they're ADHD, hyperactive, and never sleep. Also, super paranoid and highly violent.
And really, really goddamned annoying. They talk ALL THE FRAKKING TIME.
URGE. TO KILL. RISING.I'd advocate killing humanity if all this depravity weren't weakening my prison.
LOCK DA THREADS. LOCK ALLLLLL DA THREADS. ALL OF THEM. LOCK THEM FROM ORBIT. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
That was Corai that wrote the fanfic, I think.A forum user or the MS Word help dude?"I see you have some writhing piles of souls. Would you like some help with that?"
Oh. My. God. My brain can't do that. It just can't.
Good god what the fuck is with the forum users tonight?!
In YOU AT FINAL BOSS, where else?A forum user or the MS Word help dude?"I see you have some writhing piles of souls. Would you like some help with that?"
Oh. My. God. My brain can't do that. It just can't.
A forum user or the MS Word help dude?"I see you have some writhing piles of souls. Would you like some help with that?"
I think that if surrendering to the beast will erase those images, than it would be well worth it.Kir'dybrii'fgeb:fhenolgt!
Aroooooooo!
Well, I guess it's time for someone to write Hans X Kai fic.I've been slashed with Clippy. Nothing can beat that.
But seriously, I wasn't kidding about the axe. Its a wooden double bit battleaxe....wooden? *horrific screams in the distance*
No problem. I got dibs on this one's organs though. *points*Excuse me while I go torture some innocents. I'll be back in a bit. *twitch*
Mind if I join in? Some wanton slaughter should help.
KAADGJGASUIt's pretty big, so double grip.I would much rather sit here and grip my axe.Are you double-grippin' or single-grippin'?
ALSASYUHRSKAGUISATI would much rather sit here and grip my axe.Are you double-grippin' or single-grippin'?
I would much rather sit here and grip my axe.You people will be the rerererererererererererererererererererererereredeath of me.