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Wait. How about a compromise?This should work.
We'll disarm the robot and try to fix him. If it works and he's friendly, we can re-arm him. If not, then, no real loss.
..."Wiccan forums?" What do you mean? Are you proposing another way to concentrate stupidity?We need to muscle out Scientology and then...UMLIMITED POWEEEERRRR
On a serious note, cities worldwide seem to be the best natural concentrations of stupidity. We could charge for it--"For $10, Increase your IQ instantly!" It's like Finn's whitewashing project.
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Hmm...maybe we can...I don't know.We'll need to set up some decoy system to gather a whole lot of stupidity in one place for extration, though.Fine then. We could always find a way to extract the stupid from people to power the laser. That way we'd have our superweapon, and be bettering humanity at the same time.This.
Fine then. We could always find a way to extract the stupid from people to power the laser. That way we'd have our superweapon, and be bettering humanity at the same time.This.
Definetely.It's like if I were running for some political position, and I just kept changing my policies all of the time if I thought the old ones might be a bit unpopular, but without saying anything about it and pretending it didn't happen.Well if your goal is to disprove the dogma of Christianity e.t.c. it is, but no matter how *agonizingly slow* Christianity changes, it's still changing, and moving forward. That's much better than the religion it was in the past.
Indeed.
O_o
I guess that burrow order was unneeded
I'm actually a bit more worried about the biker gang than the robot. Then again, in this lawless wasteland, the robot must see everybody as criminals.It's Sylvester StalBot, so if we make it our ally we've got ourselves a posse!
