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« on: September 16, 2012, 03:42:22 am »How the heck would our mutant know how to fix a robot?...We can try?
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How the heck would our mutant know how to fix a robot?...We can try?
No commercials either!YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
Sucks. CookieRaider, the things must be really bad considering some of the things posted here. *comforting gesture*Things that are too horrible to postImprobable!QuoteWhat happened to your hand?Hans busted his hand a while back and couldn't afford medical attention. So now it's healed the wrong way and giving him lots of pain
Vogons, friend. Vogons.Slight raeg at this.
Edit: Dear god, did I just correct somebody on the spelling of an alien race from a series I've never read/watched?
Ever been so angry that it literally felt like ice was running through your veins? I spent about 7 hours feeling that way at work today. I'm still so angry, I don't know what to do with myself. I've fucking had it with that place. The entire experience of working there is organized like it's supposed to be a punishment for something. Any complaint or criticism is met with accusations of laziness, thinly veiled in official-sounding corporate policy jargon and a stripping down of context that completely discards any element of humanity.Wow. Are your employers Vorgons or what?
"You're being paid to do a job, so when you're here, we expect you to stay focused on doing your job."
Yeah, that sounds reasonable when taken completely out of context. This doesn't excuse demanding such machine-like behavior of employees that it damages their ability and willingness to do their job. Yet it's repeated in every single interaction as if it's the ultimate universal truth. That statement is abused so much, it's to the point that managers might as well be plugging their ears and yelling "LALALALALALALALA WON'T LISTEN UNTIL YOU STOP SAYING HUMAN BEING STUFF."
I don't know how people live like this.
NON ACTION POST:Considering a 72-page minimalist RTD is now his greatest creation, I'd be sort of bummed out too.
I like that we sent Spinal Taper into some kind of BSOD with all the crazy shit we're doing.
No it isn'tARGABVLDJKTSWFIG
I have the feeling I just made it worse.Is incompetent quoting a trait common to eldritch abominations?What is this I don't evenSlendy, you still owe me that twenty dollars.I'm pretty sure he would have noticed if I was tall or not.2. A figure was standing in the middle of a side road, no lights on, no lights from nearby houses, nothing. It was pure darkness. I don't think normal people don't stand in the middle of the side street at 10 PM in a rural county.Was it abnormally tall? Did it have a face? I think you can see where this is going...
We're horrible at that. Now it's fixed.Is incompetent quoting a trait common to eldritch abominations?What is this I don't evenSlendy, you still owe me that twenty dollars.I'm pretty sure he would have noticed if I was tall or not.2. A figure was standing in the middle of a side road, no lights on, no lights from nearby houses, nothing. It was pure darkness. I don't think normal people don't stand in the middle of the side street at 10 PM in a rural county.Was it abnormally tall? Did it have a face? I think you can see where this is going...
Slendy, you still owe me that twenty dollars.I'm pretty sure he would have noticed if I was tall or not.2. A figure was standing in the middle of a side road, no lights on, no lights from nearby houses, nothing. It was pure darkness. I don't think normal people don't stand in the middle of the side street at 10 PM in a rural county.Was it abnormally tall? Did it have a face? I think you can see where this is going...
What is this I don't even