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« on: August 20, 2015, 03:31:41 am »
Xankarvo blinks in realization.
"Oh, I never told you what exactly we were doing, did I, Hyenakles? Might as well now that all of us are here.
We - and by we I mean me, the pac-man, an obscenely green and purple gorilla, and a musclebound fellow, made a pledge one night in a shitty motel by the Hellway. A pledge to find something other than one endless hell or heaven or another. The point of it all - the first Heaven, and therefore the first God. I don't know about the lot of you, but I intend to consume him, her, or it, and absorb its powers. Then I can finally resume my experiments!
But I expect if any of you have goals of your own we'll find them as well at some point, given that we're essentially taking a giant road trip across the afterlife. Oh that reminds me, someone grab the map.
So, what's in the direction you lot just came from? The other way is inhabited by flying rock eyes and giants and such. Far too hazardous and non-flammable for me."