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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 14, 2012, 05:06:09 pm »
...Henderson, is that you?

36917
Welcome to Corneria!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 14, 2012, 04:45:56 pm »
CRASH HEROES CONCERT WITH POWER OF IMAGINATION.
DUPLICATE IMAGINATION SPHERE, LEND WREX ONE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU IN AIRPLANE
« on: September 14, 2012, 04:44:14 pm »
Use safety dance to ascend beyond this mortal plane (see what I did there?) and become Ian McKellen. Use Gandalf powers to blind Aslan, causing him to fall off, then use Magneto powers to make the plane into a gigantic flying battlefield for us to fight it out with the hijackers.

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Don't do anything rash, man.

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Not quite sure on that.

36922
You exploded your fingertips. How you do this I must know.

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Capitalization, my friend. Also, this guy must appear in the rtd at one point or another. It simply wouldn't be the same.

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Truth be told, I have burned a huge bees nest before. We used a rag, some gasoline, and a really long stick. Set it ablaze nicely.
Not the bees ;(
Indeed.

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Yet another request for dorfation. Please name the unlucky fellow Xanadorf, with the profession Eldritch drinker, please. PleasepleasepleaeitypleaseARGLEBLAH

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 14, 2012, 12:39:35 am »
According to forum memetics, I think MZ's bones are made of kryptonite and titantium. Mostly kryptonite, because it's really dense.
...does this mean I can win a boxing match against Superman?
But the only one who can win against Superman is Zod, and that means -

Master.
*kneels*

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 14, 2012, 12:36:19 am »
Inhibitions? What are those? :P Also, twas Zod, not me.
According to forum memetics, I may be able to just punch him into the sun.
*Gains ultimate power*
Thank you.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 14, 2012, 12:32:14 am »
Mostly because none of us have any self-control. Lack of self-control leads to most of the good things in life, like random tangents on the internet and wild org—*hem*
wild organic farming? :P
Yes, all those juicy lemons.
Oh Zod! Not the lemons!
Did somebody call?
Zod vs MaximumHERO! Round 1...FIGHT!
KNEEL.
Hrrg. Hnrf. HNNNNNG! I can't.

Suppose you'll have to settle for a knee to the face. :P
Zod also accepts laying on the back, sitting, or otherwise kneeling before him. Also, phlebtonium dictates that due to Zod's increased molecular density, you break you knee.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: September 14, 2012, 12:26:01 am »
...I have the strangest notion that if I kill Hans, then his power of attracting cute bartenders would be transferred to me...

NO! Must resist the dark arts!
Sorry to point out technicalities, but killing him isn't an art, the other thing is. Not that I'd ever do that to Hanslanda; he's far too...
8)
Hans-on for my tastes.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 14, 2012, 12:22:23 am »
Mostly because none of us have any self-control. Lack of self-control leads to most of the good things in life, like random tangents on the internet and wild org—*hem*
wild organic farming? :P
Yes, all those juicy lemons.
Oh Zod! Not the lemons!
Did somebody call?
Zod vs MaximumHERO! Round 1...FIGHT!
KNEEL.

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