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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 14, 2012, 05:06:09 pm »
...Henderson, is that you?
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Indeed.Truth be told, I have burned a huge bees nest before. We used a rag, some gasoline, and a really long stick. Set it ablaze nicely.Not the bees ;(
But the only one who can win against Superman is Zod, and that means -According to forum memetics, I think MZ's bones are made of kryptonite and titantium. Mostly kryptonite, because it's really dense....does this mean I can win a boxing match against Superman?
Also, twas Zod, not me.According to forum memetics, I may be able to just punch him into the sun.*Gains ultimate power*
Zod also accepts laying on the back, sitting, or otherwise kneeling before him. Also, phlebtonium dictates that due to Zod's increased molecular density, you break you knee.Hrrg. Hnrf. HNNNNNG! I can't.KNEEL.Zod vs MaximumHERO! Round 1...FIGHT!Did somebody call?Oh Zod! Not the lemons!Yes, all those juicy lemons.Mostly because none of us have any self-control. Lack of self-control leads to most of the good things in life, like random tangents on the internet and wild org—*hem*wild organic farming?
Suppose you'll have to settle for a knee to the face.
...I have the strangest notion that if I kill Hans, then his power of attracting cute bartenders would be transferred to me...Sorry to point out technicalities, but killing him isn't an art, the other thing is. Not that I'd ever do that to Hanslanda; he's far too...
NO! Must resist the dark arts!

KNEEL.Zod vs MaximumHERO! Round 1...FIGHT!Did somebody call?Oh Zod! Not the lemons!Yes, all those juicy lemons.Mostly because none of us have any self-control. Lack of self-control leads to most of the good things in life, like random tangents on the internet and wild org—*hem*wild organic farming?