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Did somebody call?Oh Zod! Not the lemons!Yes, all those juicy lemons.Mostly because none of us have any self-control. Lack of self-control leads to most of the good things in life, like random tangents on the internet and wild org—*hem*wild organic farming?
Use spongebob antics to annihilate him/her/it.USE THE PURE DICKISHNESS CONTAINED IN MY ASHES/MUCK WHATEVER TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSES SIXES THIS TURN (basically if 1 person rolls a six, get free one use insta-six, if 10 ppl roll 6...you get the ideaI've had it woth this guy/)
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
PURIFY ASH IN HOLY FIRE HYMNS TO SWITCH HIM ON THE GOOD SIDE.
What'd be really freaky would be for one of the heads to have a stroke and die, leaving it hanging around like a rotten fruit. That assumes individual circulatory networks for each neck/head, though. Come to think of it, a hydra must have a pretty damned strong heart.See the Order Of The Stick strip where a goblin invents infinite hydra burgers by seeing a hydra get it's heads cut off and regrow until it's heart couldn't handle it and it passed out.
