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How'd you look at the VN threads?

A penguin/alien hybrid Carnifex thing that is in many forum games.

Huh. Not gonna ask how old you are, because I'm not a creeper like that, but did anything unusual happen before the dreams started? /captainobvious

Use Cage Rage to pick up the force field, shape it into a gigantic fist, and punch the lich until he is naught but a pile of dust. All while shouting incoherently. Also get GM to change status from sarlacc pit.

2 odd dreams last night. First was involving a troll (looking like in the Spiderwick books, but with 3 stubby legs and immune to sunlight) that was (probably) eating kids. I was helping it by luring the kids to a trampoline and leading them in establishing a nationstate with the baby troll as the leader. I then went to it's dad and convinced it (and the army of trolls behind it) to attack human civilization on the basis that they could survive being bisected. I knew they were evil, but I didn't stop. By unleashing those trolls I had doomed humanity. They were like Dnd trolls in that they regenerated. So that sucks.

Second dream was in some kind of 2d racing game, from a first person perspective. You couldn't pass the car in front, so the objective was to floor it until you got to the end, then stop. The cars changed frequently, and and one point it was a blue pickup truck that had a blue gorilla with a red fez on in it that was shooting at us with a pistol. At this point I realized the dream was 3d and I was in the passenger seat, the car being driven by Randy Marsh from South Park. The car in front of us, a normal car this time, continued onward past the endpoint, and we followed, somehow moving without pressing the gas pedal, reasoning that since the other car went on, it gave us permission to do so, too. After a while of driving through a winding forest road (that was paved and well-lit) my phone rang. I answered, and my mom said, in a really out-of-breath voice, "Do you have *indistinct* Phillips?" This creeped me out so much I woke up.

Kaijyuu just reminded me that humanity has the powers of gods. I feel inspired to do a little...creation. No giggity involved. Creation as in writing. Or drawing. Stuff.

Yes, I remember ComradeGarafov. I think he might've been banned for fighting or something; I was never too sure on that, but if he was banned, it was probably for good reason. Darn, though. You are a Russian and You are a Destroyer had potential.

...Among other things. Also, my sad is that if the gods ever walked the earth, I'm long past that era. I sad.