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I may be fapmaster supreme, but I'm heterosexual, and not into wolves, DAMMIT!Mermaids.
EDIT: whilst you're at it, someone give my avatar vampire teeth.
It would happen eventually. And then we'd have ravenous fapulawolves.Still not caring and highly disturbed?
Btw inter-dimensional werewolf/Fap dracula babies are now canon
That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen posted on the internet ever. Also, the uncontrollable ravenous beast part of the equation would get in the way of that.
Not quite....
Yes, run! He'll give you excessive amounts of alcohol!"hey children , look at what the fapcula is doin ....OH GOD ! DON'T LOOK ! RUN FOR YOUR LIVERS !"What, he's just whisking some egg whites
Yes, having those two as president and vicepresident of the US would turn out just fine.1) I'm fapcula, not a vampireAcceptable2) maleSTILL ACCEPTABLEGreatorder ♥ Wrex
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Nightmares tonight, thanks for that Xantalos.That does remind me of a dream I had where it was only Terry Crews yelling at me and breaking the universe and generally becoming an Eldritch Abomination. Creepy as hell.
Not trying to joke or make fun. Sorry if it seemed like I was. Being a monster generally sucks.I think Wrex is a werewolf, judging from his dreams in the dream thread. Either that, or he's descended from one.
Oh god don't joke about that.
It's obvious that such things are physically impossible, but that dosen't mean such dreams do not leave me a sweaty, morose wreck.
I need a drink. A strong one, Any reccomendations?OLD SPICE DRINK HAS 16 HOURS OF SOBER BLOCKING POWEEEER! Sorry about that; I just had to.
...BRAIN BLEACH!!! BRAIN BLEACH!!!I can't remember being fapcula!Everyone knows Fap Dracula can't become a werewolf.Same dream happened again. I...I feel like a wreck.I'd hug you, but my organs are best inside my body, and I don't want to become a werewolf.
where do I bite the- oh god.
