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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: I've been tasked to go kill myself
« on: August 28, 2012, 10:34:07 pm »
I remember the time I got tasked to kill my questgiver in an early version.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Epic Wins
« on: August 28, 2012, 10:31:51 pm »
See the part in my sig about the glory for a bunch of stories.

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What would that be? Because I've seen a LOT of scary spore creatures...

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General Discussion / Re: Ancient Graffiti
« on: August 28, 2012, 06:06:22 pm »
Oh you!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go 'Whoa' today Thread
« on: August 28, 2012, 05:40:39 pm »
Just saw the first (AND ONLY) Matrix movie. Woah. He knows kung fu.

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General Discussion / Re: The Meh thread.
« on: August 28, 2012, 05:38:46 pm »
I fought off a dimension of infinite squid today. Meh.

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But dear god it would be worth it. Also, I think my rational mind is dead or something because now I can't stop thinking about what various things from the MLP fim universe would taste like. Sautéed alicorn, barbecued draconequus, smoked manticore; yummy yummy yummy!

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All the same: dragon veal. Want it.

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I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.
I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.

Fanfics about a character who eats another?
I am kind of disturbed by the mind of whoever would write that.
Then again.. It doesn't surprise me since it's a fanfic.
To be fair, this guy WAS a complete monster, so yeah. And thank you, Zaerosz.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 28, 2012, 06:45:35 am »
Ahem, I might point out the top right corner of that sites page... :P
...For a satire site, they're awfully spot on.

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I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...

Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 28, 2012, 06:38:25 am »
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd-akin-claims-breastmilk-cures-homosexuality/
Ignorance overwhelming :/
Waitwaitwait...isn't he the guy with the legitimate rape thing? He still exists? ...Faith in humanity lowered. This counteracts Morgan Freeman. Curse you, Todd Akin. Curse you.

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Definitely one chip at a time. And you kind of roll your tongue around it and let the saliva soak in and suck on it, extracting all the flavor in a delicious miniorgy of consumption. Then, and only then, do you eat the chip.
You do that too? Thank the abominations above that I'm not the only one!

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Reading TVTropes 1 tab at a time LIKE A BAWS.
You have my respect.

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