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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: I've been tasked to go kill myself
« on: August 28, 2012, 10:34:07 pm »
I remember the time I got tasked to kill my questgiver in an early version.
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To be fair, this guy WAS a complete monster, so yeah. And thank you, Zaerosz.I was reading My Little Pony fanfiction and it turns out that a major villan had eaten Spike. Rather than becoming horrified at that, I began chuckling at his imaginativeness and wondering what it would taste like, and also envying him; I'll never get to eat dragon meat, much less baby dragon. I should be horrified, but I can't stop thinking about the taste of the flesh - being a lazy dragon, he doesn't work hard, and the fat would be juicily preserved, and the meat would practically slip off the bone...I know exactly which fanfic you're talking about and I applaud your taste in reading material.
Then the rational part of my mind asks me what the hell I'm thinking. I ignore it and concentrate on my imaginary dragon veal. I'm pretty sure I'm in the negative sanity point count by now.
Fanfics about a character who eats another?
I am kind of disturbed by the mind of whoever would write that.
Then again.. It doesn't surprise me since it's a fanfic.
Ahem, I might point out the top right corner of that sites page......For a satire site, they're awfully spot on.
Waitwaitwait...isn't he the guy with the legitimate rape thing? He still exists? ...Faith in humanity lowered. This counteracts Morgan Freeman. Curse you, Todd Akin. Curse you.http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/26/todd-akin-claims-breastmilk-cures-homosexuality/Ignorance overwhelming :/
Definitely one chip at a time. And you kind of roll your tongue around it and let the saliva soak in and suck on it, extracting all the flavor in a delicious miniorgy of consumption. Then, and only then, do you eat the chip.You do that too? Thank the abominations above that I'm not the only one!
Reading TVTropes 1 tab at a time LIKE A BAWS.You have my respect.