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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: August 23, 2012, 04:54:00 pm »
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General Discussion / Re: The Halo Waypoint Forums Are SANE!
« on: August 23, 2012, 04:46:41 pm »I'd burst into song but I don't know the lyrics. Nevertheless...Me neither, but we REALLY don't need a Bay12 Civil War. So you know. No hate, all that.I'm all for loving and accepting the upper boards for who they are, myself!
All we're saying is give peace a chance!
GIVE PEACE A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCE
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 23, 2012, 04:40:33 pm »...Are you Stephen Colbert?I hate mutilated corpses that's what :|Whispers just hates FUN!.I think if they're trained enough not to maul your face off on sight, they're tame enough to ride.Never, just no, no matter how trained.
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 23, 2012, 04:36:35 pm »Dear god, the memories...To be fair he spelt "if, a, me" and "book" right. Although I might despair if he managed to spell a one letter word wrong. Youtube comments make him look smart.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
best response to a stupid question (let's ask people who know nothing about me or my taste in books what book to recommend, and do it with terrible spelling!)
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General Discussion / Re: The Halo Waypoint Forums Are SANE!
« on: August 23, 2012, 04:35:33 pm »
Me neither, but we REALLY don't need a Bay12 Civil War. So you know. No hate, all that.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most unexpectedly deadly animal encounter.
« on: August 23, 2012, 03:40:33 pm »
I lost my legendary everything adventurer to the animal called the ocean. The adventurer that I've been working on for a year. FUCK IT I'M SAVESCUMMING
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Lactose Tolerance Edition
« on: August 23, 2012, 01:33:20 pm »
I went to bed EARLY last night to wake up early so I could get up with my brother to babysit him. I wake up to my mom raging and brother gone - next door, but still. Apparently he woke me up half asleep and asked if he could go over. GODDAMMIT HE DOES THIS SO OFTEN!Also, I went to sleep early and woke up later than I usually do, and would've kept sleeping had I not been woken up by my raging mom.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 23, 2012, 12:55:38 pm »
Wait...Abraham Lincoln hates Batman! In fact, transform into Shaq. Open can of Shaq-Fu on someone's ass. It is now Tokyo because.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Fight Club: Week 5: Random Norris Raid Update!
« on: August 23, 2012, 02:35:24 am »
You just posted on happy thread. My god - it continues.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: August 23, 2012, 01:06:08 am »
10/10
After Battlefailed...yeah.
After Battlefailed...yeah.
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 23, 2012, 01:05:32 am »A two digit bike lock that raids your fridge, trips you while you're going to the bathroom, and occasionally unplugs your phone while you're making important calls.So it's like hiring Bender for security?
Had less problems with and less problems getting rid of viruses than I have from those two pains in the arse.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Lactose Tolerance Edition
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:48:08 pm »Sigged.New project: Mathematically project future 4chan activity.Except /b/. Over there all originality has long since died and it sort of only exists as a ghost of the same cycle repeating every past day...That's... deep.
Bay12: We ran out of DF megaprojects, so we made 4chan into a megaproject.
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General Discussion / Re: Sigtext
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:47:37 pm »Bay12: We ran out of DF megaprojects, so we made 4chan into a megaproject.
Yep, can't you see the multi-tentacled-and-crab-clawed underwater abomination nearly twice the size of an elephant crouching behind a tree to rob passersby?
Quote from: Loud Whispers
Ia! Ia! Xantulu f'tagn!
Quote from: MrWillsauce
Did somebody say intestines?
Such a man is too good for shoes.
Horrifying screams come from the brightness above!
The sound of a pick breaking through a solid adamantine wall is heard above! DWARVES HAVE COME TO DESTROY HELL YET AGAIN! DEFEND YOURSELVES, DEMONS, though it is a fruitless endeavor!
It's only inefficient because Xantalos killed every single last politician other then you.http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73243.msg3884136#msg3884136
I'm really worried about you guys comparing stuff to the taste of piss. Why do you even know what piss tastes like?
You weren't adopted. I made you out of a mess of the raw flesh and blood of my victims. Also lots of Tabasco sauce.
Very Involved Eldritch Abomination. The model citizen!
Good news, Yoda! We know how to stop the Dark Side! Bad news is... Er. Bad news is we know how to stop the Dark Side.
Oh, right.
Well.
We won't mess with you. We don't want to have our genitals fed to us while we're slowly dying of blood loss.
Is it an ameoba? Is it a space whale?
No, it's XANTALOS THE UNSPEAKABLE COSMIC ABBERATION!
Arrogant player! How DARE you command the God of Blood!
But sure, whatever.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121415.0WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS IN FRONT OF PURPLENo, vote for blue. Blue is the BETTER parent of purple!... no purple. So, uh. Abstaining. Purple is best color, and in its absence I refuse to vote for inferior hues.Vote for red then. Red is the parent of purple.
However, things get a little more difficult after that point when the dog, to put it elegantly, flips the fuck out.
You live in...
NOT CANADA. NOT CANADA. England, maybe.
It's like someone took out all the fun parts of bombing minor cities
Man, you'd think people here would be able to get a simple cannibalism joke.
I am the darkness that screams in the light.
I am the blood that talks to you at night.
I am the silence in the woods.
I am the men with smiles and knives wearing hoods.
I am Xantalos.
Fear me.
Man ask: girl, what do?
Bay say: do girl not!
No, no, no....they just tested to see how wet you get when rocket-propelled through a hurricane.
When the first effective action is 'I throw a pineapple at the immortal, unstoppable doomlich' it's a good RTD.
That's no moon.That's a space Hitler.
Security:So, handsome world leader, do you have anything to declare before you enter the degenerate United States?
Kim:No, I am not glowing green from radiation.
((It was also a tale bizarre enough to be a true part of the gospel.
And lo did Gronok wander into the Temple of the Enemy
And here he did get lost
And thus did the enemy guards find him
But thus did he evade them by clinging to a door
And then did he lock himself in a prison by accident
And spoke he to his fellow prisoners 'Let us escape this place'
But failed he to pick the lock
And so one blessed with great strength pried the door open
And so did the unfaithful follow the strong rather than Divine Gronok
All save one, who traveled with him
As he set a great sheen of oil alight, accidentally burning two prisoners alive
Then did he bullshit the high priest
As the guards stabbed all the prisoners
And he sort of walked out with his one faithful convert
Amen.))
Quote from: Factpile
Quaritch gathers every particle of his power, focuses it into a mighty bolt of pure force, more coherent than a laser, more destructive than an exploding sun. He aims it at Sully, a lance of power destined for the traitor’s heart. Sully senses the upsurge of energy and turns to face the colonel, a look of horror on his face. Quaritch lets fly. It strikes the Avatar. Sully dies, his body and soul utterly obliterated.
A furious, teary-eyed Neytiri enters the scene, unleashing arrow after arrow. Quaritch turns his burning gaze on the pathetic female Na’vi. Neytiri’s flesh flakes away to reveal her skeleton, then even that is gone, reduced to dust.
Quaritch teleports to the Tree of Souls and delivers righteous human judgment to all those blue cat monkeys while drinking a nice refreshing cup of coffee. The end.
Guys, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. So sin away!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!
I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
is my true intent!
Toonyman!
Oh, your going down!
In my post count you will drown!
Toonyman!
You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!
Come on Internet, is there a topic that you can NOT turn towards talking about masturbating?
"So, Jim, how's the weather today?"
"I hump my electrical sockets."
"..."
"..."
My gender-neutral pronoun of choice from now on shall be "shit".
Bay12 pushed self into fruit math. Tuck Lion was just the mechanism for bay12's latent fruit-math fetish.
[There's a reason I mentioned this wasn't the first time you brought a bear to the house. Where you're from, the bears here are just your vikings. Your bears are probably horrifying creatures that break the sanity of whoever gazes upon it. I blame hair-o-mancy.]
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AH HAH HAH HAH HA HAH HAH!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And then Xantalos discovered the secret to winning at incest.
So North Korea is at war with Atlantis now?
Lets not shoot our ally in the face without explaining why. That seems like it could get misinterpreted."I've got a plan, hear me out on this one... I want to almost murder you."
I made dwarves drink water.You sick sadistic bastard.
News flash!: Eating suns may be bad for your health! More at eleven.
"Oh hey, we're sorry, your robot is too awesome so it can't be in the tournament"
"That's okay I'll get my own tv show"
Can you just imagine it from the perspective of the bandits? They have a perfect ambush set up and are ready to steal everything, when suddenly things explode, your leader is killed because one of your friends made a careless error, an angry screaming dwarf starts cutting through them, the winged dude is completely ignoring whatever damage they're doing, the creepy dude in a robe is summoning the souls of the damned, and their weapons can't even hit people directly in front of them? All while a little voice in their head is telling them they're doomed?
And then a few moments later, bodies everywhere, the mages are dead or trapped, the robe guy just gets visibly pissed off and one-shots the strongest guy in the group into dust and bones, the angel is just mocking people by not even bothering to attack anymore because everyone else is slaughtering them, and even a member of the people you ambushed is horrified by it?
The reason they're surrendering is because they're terrified.
So cocaine lets you outrun bears, take down jabberwocks with the aid of a bow and a shrubbery, and helps you to install genetic-robotic enhancements on your own body without any extra knowledge, assistance, or extra anesthetics. Is there anything cocaine can not do? Should I just stockpile cocaine in case of a zombie apocalypse?
Oh no I am sorry I cannot pay for this pizza, whatever can I do to repay you?
SACRIFICE UNTO ME YOUR FIRSTBORN AND YOUR DEBTS UPON THIS PIZZA SHALL BE CLEARED
It's like the Canada of Texas.
I make an offhand comment about god-popcorn and by the time I come back, you guys are already planning on how to use it to kill more people.
I don't know whether to be impressed, amused, unsurprised, or to make plans against the party deciding to invoke the gods to steal sacred popcorn. All of them, just to be safe.
"One's a do it by the book cop, the other's a krogan.
One's a good cop in a bad world, the other's a flipping krogan.
One lives and dies as the fine blue line between justice and anarcy, the other's a motherfucking krogan... with a shotgun."
Justice ensues.
Pro-tip for mafia aligned players: Don't claim mafia
PTW for scientologist liches.
Sufficiently sociopathic? He's sociopathic to the point where I'm no longer sure whether he's sociopathic, feigning sociopathy or feigning feigning sociopathy.
Webadict has evolved into Vuvuzela!
Also yeah Gamer attempting to use the ancient art of ostrich head-burying does not solve problems, it just puts you in a very awkward position where you're all bent over so it's easier for them to [REDACTED] you in the behind.
"I see you're writing some erotic fanfiction. You might be in need of research material. If so, I could provide some 'hands-on' experience."
*Eyebrow waggle, wink*
It actually did occur to me that Xantalos' sig will literally be everywhere by the time we're done with this.Yes. Yes it is.*sheds a single tear*Pretty soon everyone will have a link in this signature chain, all starting with Xantalos's entire sig... and when that day happens, when every single forum member has sig'd this, Xantalos and Mastahcheese will both add the final quotes to it.Sig pyramid!Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
That.. That is poetic!
So it seems the unfathomable Xantalos has already attempted to lay claim to the pale temple of the sigginites. Make haste, followers of Gunn, your prize is slipping and access into its hollowed or haunted halls will not elude them for long.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131175.0
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Why is Xantalos a newt?He got better.
If stopping the stars from coming right means not getting Half-Life 3, I don't want humanity to survive.
Turns out Galaga is Jean Luc Picard
I can only imagine that Niklas would be what Bay12's spirit animal would be, an angry strange speaking man with an obsession with weapons and a disturbing knowledge of both food, anatomy, and combat.
So internet explorer is where the end of all things lives good to know
I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.
Shut up Obama, we all know you don't have emotions. Just get back to delivering that truck full of Marxism.
Mastahcheese: 1
Eldritch Abomination: 209
I got him this time!
Ritual disembowelment should help with that.
*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
If each person has enough lines of text that they add...
...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
Quote from: some guy on Youtube
SHIT SIMBA HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I read it as 'If I have one potato and four pink, how many camels must have been killed by my mother?'
I HAVE THE AMAZING POWER OF ANTI-SIG!
You've got a point. Sometimes I find myself awake at night, watching my roommate. Thinking about all that melatonin in his cells. How his skull structure is visibly different but functionally identical to mine. Pondering how we should all be like me, the solution can only be in spilling blood, yes, murde-
Excuse me, I forgot to take my southern white man tolerance pills this morning. My god, I even put on my tacky suit without realizing it.
Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.
New-made sigships, like new wine,
Age will mellow and refine.
Sigss that have stood the test-
Time and change-are surely best;
Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray;
sigs never knows decay.
For 'mid old sigs, tried and true,
Once more we our youth renew.
But old sigs, alas! may die;
New sigs must their place supply.
Cherish sigs in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.
arm based victory dance.
... are we... are we back to the flaming spider orgy-ball?
((How hilarious would it be to die after offending the god of an imaginary squirrel while being a squirrel yourself during a delusion caused by sensory deprivation? Okay, we should stop smoking that.))
Earwax and fapping in the same sentence? I could have sworn I was on 4chan.
the madness it's so beautiful
ia Ia
i see god, i am god, i was eaten by god, i ate god
ahahahahahahahahhahHAHAHAHHhhahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahhhaHAHAHAhahHAHhahahahHAHAHhaaHAA
Living in a submarine completely submerged in liquid lead, because "safety"?
Welcome to Bay 12.
"Hey kid, wanna become undead?"
*incoherent screaming*
"I'll take that as a yes."
Quote from: NAV
Hey Mesk, can I steal your scalp? Mine's broken.
They are singing about having erotic adventures with Pterodactyls. They call them dinosaurs though, which is wrong, as Pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Ooh! OOH! is it!
Because
Everything
Has
A
Name?
Quote from: Spacebattles
"Hey, you know that weapon that assaults the physical concept of the grander living universe so badly it seemingly withdraws all thought from the volume of space affected?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I've evolved a countermeasure."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I just modified my DNA, I run on DNA by the way, to create an esoteric neuromorphic geometry that's quite distinct from my original design."
"Oh, right. You've undone a weapon reliant on a field of physics so utterly obtuse nine million years of scientific progress can barely even comprehend it's existence by a society so comfortably advanced the wholesale manipulation of DNA is reduced to trivial hobbycraft by bored amateur gardeners, by introducing a new folding protein that subtly alters your messenger output for synaptic structuring?"
"Umm.... How did you... ?"
"Trivial hobbycraft by bored amateur gardeners. Remember?"
What? It's just cannibalism. Is there supposed to be something creepy about that?
And furthermo-I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason...he is practically the only "diplomat" that can actually get in and talk to the crazy bastard. He is doing what no one else is doing and at least talking to the guy. I think the mentality of "shun NK cause they are evil" is immature, stupid, hypocritical (on different levels) and pointless. I haven't seen the interview yet but I imagine he is in a bit of a tough spot where the better option is too look "crazy" and keep his friendship with NK. Standing up for Kim Jong-un might get him laughed at but I bet he is doing more to free any captive American than the government is doing.Should have watched the video. The CNN interviewer suggested exactly that, and Rodman defended the imprisonment instead.
Wait.I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason...he is practically the only "diplomat" that can actually get in and talk to the crazy bastard. He is doing what no one else is doing and at least talking to the guy. I think the mentality of "shun NK cause they are evil" is immature, stupid, hypocritical (on different levels) and pointless. I haven't seen the interview yet but I imagine he is in a bit of a tough spot where the better option is too look "crazy" and keep his friendship with NK. Standing up for Kim Jong-un might get him laughed at but I bet he is doing more to free any captive American than the government is doing.Should have watched the video. The CNN interviewer suggested exactly that, and Rodman defended the imprisonment instead.I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason...he is practically the only "diplomat" that can actually get in and talk to the crazy bastard. He is doing what no one else is doing and at least talking to the guy. I think the mentality of "shun NK cause they are evil" is immature, stupid, hypocritical (on different levels) and pointless. I haven't seen the interview yet but I imagine he is in a bit of a tough spot where the better option is too look "crazy" and keep his friendship with NK. Standing up for Kim Jong-un might get him laughed at but I bet he is doing more to free any captive American than the government is doing.I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason..dennislp3
dennis
You.
The Rod-man goes to North Korea to get the prisoners, for he must feed. In return for the feast of American blood, the Rod-man brings with him nuclear material and thousands of tiny cakes to feed the mighty North Korean Michelin Man.-Third Book of the Rod, Chapter 12, Verse 52
Quote from: Jack Hansan -> EveryoneAnyone need help?Quote from: STEPHEN HAWKING -> Jack HansanNO ONE LOVES YOU
bay12;
-shown a picture of blasted WW1-style battlefield
>be necromancer
>Be golemancer
> be warlock
> be cat
Pfft. Real parents use the Elevated Overarm Piledriver mode of baby burping.
People who would pass by here on this forum would see this part of the forum and basically everything else as a insane melting pot of lava, spikes, and pushing elves into holes of magma and spikes, but if you take the time to actually read through things, you will realise its a see-saw balanced by a massive community of people who are all either insane, a counter balance to the insane, a counter counter balance back again over a massive melting pot of magma, spikes and elves being pushed into magma and spikes.
And dear god I wouldn't have it any other way.
Oh man here is a bug and it's really creepy and it smells bad and when you step on it you turn into the bug and the bug turns back into a person and you start smelling bad. ooOOooO!
You know shit got bad when Robocop decided that Gotham needed him more than Detroit.
PUNCH BONES INTO DUSTREAL MAN USE HANDS TO HUNTMAKE BICYCLE OUT OF DEER SKELETON
JUST HIT DEER WITH MIGHTY FISTS, THEN EAT DEER RAW
USE BICYCLE TO RUN OVER DEER
ENHANCE BIKE WITH MORE BONES
SNORT BONECAINE
REPEAT PREVIOUS COMMANDS
Congratulations, you win the Most Arrogant Forumer Award! GreatWyrmGold grinds his teeth with the force of a thousand irate dragons as his treasure is stolen away! What do you do?
The snow is an euphemism for cocaine.
Gandalf: Channel the Literary and Persuasive Powers of Miguel Cervantes, and convince the inquisition to not slay Gandalf.
So, Alan has currently condemned his host into a long time of hardship and possible imprisonment and/or death, impeded the process of his team and thrown at least two attempts I've made to get him involved with the plot of this mission out the window. And his host is moderately injured, the host's beginning to believe he's gone crazy and Alan's very close to being desynchronized.
Oh, yo guise I just woke up, let me check what went down in my abseT͙͇̭̗ͦ͋H̛̯̬̹͐̒Ę̝̞ ̮͙̗̺̆ͫͫ̋̀ͤ͆F͖̩͚̬͚ͣ́ͬ̽U̝͓͐C̸̣̏̃͑͂̉̽̎K͚̍͂͗ͫ̀͒E̻̫̜̿̄ͧ̍R̜̣͎͕͉̜ͪ̀Ŷ͕͚ͭ͛̿̿ͥ.͖̳̂̉̆ ̰͙̝͓̲̂́͗͊ͅI̝̱͔̠͍̫͂͠T̻̻̽͌̆ͣͣ ̌͋͏̺B̛̥̯͈͕ͭͅE̢̫̮̻͔̟͐ͅG̳͉̦͎̙͎ͪ̉̉ͅI̥̩̤͎̭͚̞̎͗̚N͇̪̝̰̗̫̙̒S̞̝̃
I'll allow it.I can only imagine Jim sitting there, watching Tv, when Xan drags a screaming Grate into the room and out toward the airlock. And Jim looks over, shrugs, and then turns up the volume on the tv.
"'Ey, come back 'ere! There's people ya gotta kill! War don't work if ya don't kill people!"
You write out a statement encapsulating and articulating your feelings and needs at the moment.
It reads "ARGLEBLARGFLCHAIRGURGLEILLKILLYOUALLunlessyouhelp"
For some reason, it doesn't seem very effective at conveying your need for help. Perhaps more colorful threats are needed?
THOU SHALT SUFFER A HOOKER TO LIVE.
Right... so we need a fanfic where they starve to death after arguing for 6 straight weeks, get reanimated, decide to end their dispute in the ring with ringside announcer and those girls with bikinis and round signs. Training montage is optional, but the old man Irish ringside coach is not. With a romantic ending somehow occurring, where they make sweet forbidden love to each other and afterwards build a relationship based on arguing who left the toilet seat up, despite the fact that they're both male. Like a harlequin romance written by a grumpy needlessly contrary librarian.
Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".
He was a grizzly bear.
Made out of solid beer.
He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.
Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.
Quote from: Yoda: Dark Rendevous
"So be angry about that!" Dooku said. "Hate! Rage! Despair! Allow yourself, just once, to stop playing at the game of Jedi Knight, and admit to what you have always known; you are alone, and you are great, and when world strikes you it is better to strike back than to turn your cheek. Feel, Yoda! I can feel the darkness rising in you. Here, in this place, be honest for once and feel the truth about yourself."
At this moment Yoda turned, and Dooku gasped. Whether it was the play of the holomonitors, beaming their views of bleak space and distance battles, or some other trick of the light, Yoda's face was deeply hidden in the shadows, mottled black and blue, so that for one terrible instant he looked exactly like Darth Sidious. Or rather, it was Yoda as he might have been, or could yet become: a Yoda gone rotten, a Yoda whose awesome power had been utterly unleashed by the power of the dark side. In a flash Dooku saw how foolish he had been, trying to urge the old Master to the dark side. If Yoda ever turned that way, Sidious himself would be annihilated. The Universe had yet to compehend the kind of evil that a Jedi Knight of nearly nine hundred years could wield.
Evil Buddha vs Ricky Martin; sex off of the milennium.
Quote from: the internet regarding Robert Baratheon
Why not? Actually performing our duties as sovereign is a refreshing change, don't you think?
Regarding end goals, however, I think we should rank them in order of prioritization.
For example;
1. Survive.
999. Unite Westeros in the mailed fist of Bourbon style absolutism with God-King Baratheon at the head, founding an empire to last a thousand years as our zeppelins and clockwork legions begin the invasion of the Free Cities whilst the Wall is upgraded with flame throwers and Gatling cannons under the watchful eye of Primarch Stark.
Simple: We ban virginity!
So your head didn't explode or anything, it got literally shot off in one piece from your body.Being decapitated just made him angry.
Then you used the space magic implants in your head to blow up an entire spaceship.
God bless this game.
Note to self: don't stab people in the face, lest I be godwinned.
Sigtext part 2That sounds like the type of thing any intelligent person would shoot on sight.Good thing he works for ARM!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: August 22, 2012, 11:17:30 pm »
10/10
Pioneer kobold.
Pioneer kobold.