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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say

« on: August 22, 2012, 03:29:14 am »

A lot of people have probably heard about this, but that one guy in the US running for office in...Minnesota, I think? Anyway, he said something about a woman's body being able to stop a pregnancy in the case of "legitimate rape."

The fuck.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Killing Them Softly Edition

« on: August 22, 2012, 03:09:24 am »

I just went golfing. I don't get to go that often, so I'm not that good, and I have to squat down every time I use the short clubs like I'm taking a crap in the woods. Altogether I ended up in the perfect golfer's state of mind:

fffuuuu

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS

« on: August 22, 2012, 01:50:06 am »

...HARGLEBLAH FIRE HOLY BBQ CANNON AT LICH

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?

« on: August 18, 2012, 10:41:17 pm »

10/10 by now.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.

« on: August 18, 2012, 09:59:00 pm »

Summon gigantic Abe Linclon (spelling derp) to fight Chuck.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC

« on: August 18, 2012, 09:56:30 pm »

Am so rich, build cannon to fire money at superluminal speeds at Niko. Do so.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS

« on: August 18, 2012, 09:53:44 pm »

Summon Kraken swarm, and have them attack the lich using the scent of the fish all over him.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS

« on: August 15, 2012, 02:13:15 pm »

Drop Australia on him. Also, point out that Australia is the only country in the world, apart from France.

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General Discussion / Re: ♪ The Great Music Thread ♫

« on: August 14, 2012, 11:50:17 pm »

Let's see rappers keep up with this!

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say

« on: August 14, 2012, 11:24:53 pm »

Crap. This is heading into baaad territory here.
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Look! A distraction!

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say

« on: August 14, 2012, 11:13:31 pm »

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 14, 2012, 11:10:58 pm

Quote from: Kamin on August 14, 2012, 11:05:54 pm
I always thought this was fake or sarcastic. Am I wrong to continue believing so?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

No, I think that one is real. Sick, twisted, and wrong, but real.

Quote from: Frumple on August 14, 2012, 11:09:48 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on August 14, 2012, 11:07:26 pm
Yes! The forums don't exist! Please let it be so... But seriously, let's all agree that it's sarcasm, as I have no intention of using Hanslanda as a blood cannon anytime soon.
What the buggery... is "blood cannon" some kind of euphemism? Because it sounds like one.

Ahem. Awwwwkward.

WHY, FRUMPLE? WHYYYYYY? Why did you do that to my poor cognitive proccesor?

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say

« on: August 14, 2012, 11:08:06 pm »

Quote from: Kamin on August 14, 2012, 11:05:54 pm

I always thought this was fake or sarcastic. Am I wrong to continue believing so?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

For the sake of Armok, let it exist only in South Park.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say

« on: August 14, 2012, 11:07:26 pm »

Yes! The forums don't exist! Please let it be so... But seriously, let's all agree that it's sarcasm, as I have no intention of using Hanslanda as a blood cannon anytime soon.

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