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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: August 12, 2012, 10:16:32 pm »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 12, 2012, 10:08:13 pm »
Turn lich into a crippled, AIDS-afflicted, blood-poisoned, limbless, organless, teethless, but not hairless Mr T, and engage in an epic rap battle with him, culminating with him being destroyed by the power fo my rhymes. Then tell everyone to get the f*ck out of my neighborhood, because I'm Mr Rogers.
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Carnivore Thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 09:25:40 pm »What does kobold taste like? Not sure if cannibalism is worth it or not.Too stringy to consider. Maybe if we vrioled it, but you'll have to see about that; I'm too busy with my shank of elf. And Greiger, I eat dragons to show them respect and gain their strength. After all, would you rather have the noble dragon be honored by his killer, or left for the carrion? Dragons are baws, is what I'm saying.
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Carnivore Thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 08:40:00 pm »
Not sure about the elfcow - but really, I can't pass up the opportunity for elf veal.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 12, 2012, 06:40:39 pm »
Turn into Billy Mays. Use selling power to sell suicide to everyone.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 12, 2012, 02:55:29 pm »
Come back to life as the shamwow guy and slapchop someone in the FACE!
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Carnivore Thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 02:59:57 am »
It's two in the morning and now I'm hungry. I guess that's what I get for starting a carnivore thread. That said, I wonder what hydras would taste like? No clue, since going to sleep now. Happy carnivoring!
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 12, 2012, 02:46:22 am »
Evidently not. We're the same, in a way. WAITwaitwait...don't lynch me yet. Instead of attracting the stupid, DF attracts the psychopaths! So really, we have Minecraft to thank for drawing the idiots away from us.
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Carnivore Thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 02:12:21 am »
Darn. Unless we can genetically modify them! Elfcows, anyone? But seriously, what other types of meat are there? I'm hankering for a slab of dragon myself. Probably a bit spicy though.
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Carnivore Thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 02:08:10 am »
Makes sense - sweet and tender. Sould we have elf farms? I want elf farms now. *drool*
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DF General Discussion / The Carnivore Thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 02:02:21 am »
This thread will be dedicated to the general decision of what the various meats in Dwarf Fortress taste like. Hopefully much debate, resoning based on the habits of the creatures involved, and madness will be involved. This includes dwarf, elf and human meat. Be warned. So, Bay12, my question for you is, what does elf taste like? Texture? How is the meat structure and what is the best method of perparing it? That should be enough to start the !!FUN!!. Arrivederci!
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 12, 2012, 12:34:26 am »Both events would be entirely improved by those adjustments, though. So, uh. Sure, let's do silly things to even stuff out.NOOO! No goddammit don't do Harrison Bergeron!!!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 12, 2012, 12:29:52 am »
Quick! Turn into Morinth form Mass Effect! Screw everyone to death!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 11, 2012, 05:12:58 pm »
Migant wave: Dadada...Oooh, what's this? Legendary Cook? What's his name? ...Dorfen Ramsey.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 11, 2012, 04:10:11 pm »Can't make meal out of rotting fat with no heating implements.Urist McCook cancels make +crundle fat roast+: can't make meal out of lard.
Dirty lies. You can have plenty a meal on fats and lard.
Dwarven Water Reactor cancels work: Friction
