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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I badly draw your reports!
« on: August 11, 2012, 02:28:32 am »I'd like to see the one in the kobold thread. Yes, that one.Jack Sparrow: That one?!
No seriously, what one?
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No seriously, what one?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Corai - Look away.
« on: August 11, 2012, 02:24:00 am »A modbold of what proportion? All I remember kobolds are is as ammunition, so forgive me if I'm a little unclear.Heresy! Kobolds don't have leaders! (Unless they are werebolds ofcourse. Dwarves during the day and kobolds at night.)hat do you mandate?...We served you in the first place?WWhat, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.
And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.
Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?
...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?
I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.
Blood. Lots of blood. And shiny stuff. And dead bodies.
Maybe not kobolds, but I do have a personal modbold race.
Heresy! Thou are no kobold! You're a modbold! Big difference!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: The Unbinding Of Akura!
« on: August 11, 2012, 02:21:05 am »
Not bad desk + little brother + crayons + me not paying attention = FFFFFFFUUUUUUU
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 11, 2012, 01:40:44 am »
Urist McCook cancels make +crundle fat roast+: can't make meal out of lard.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 11, 2012, 01:26:07 am »
Apparently. Also:
Bullety McBigassbullet cancels die because smelly Italian jumped on top of him - is bullet.
Bullety McBigassbullet cancels die because smelly Italian jumped on top of him - is bullet.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 11, 2012, 12:58:57 am »
Start uncontrollably sh***ing a jet stream of miniature Jackie Chans to eat other people.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Corai - Look away.
« on: August 10, 2012, 08:23:27 pm »...What do you mandate?We served you in the first place?What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.
And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.
Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?
...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?
I am the self-proclaimed ruler of koboldlandia. A imaginary land that exists only in my DF folders.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Corai - Look away.
« on: August 10, 2012, 08:11:07 pm »We served you in the first place?What, you're too busy sitting on an artifact dwarf bone bed to even notice what your subordinates are carrying around?Elf please, the kobold does whatever he wants! Within forum rules of course.
And if my kobolds are dumb enough to-WAIT SILVER DAGGER WAT. I thought only goblins could bring a silver dagger.
Dude, all my kobold prisoners have silver daggers, didn't you get the memo?
...OKAY WHOS RAISING A ARMY TO OVERTHROW ME? WHO IS THE TRAITOR?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 10, 2012, 07:43:19 pm »Bowser McGoblinsnatcher cancels kidnap princess: in another fortress.Urist McSmartHauler: Hmmm. maybe if i roll the barrel it's going to be done easier and faster.
Urist McJumper cancels save princess: Interrupted by homicidal barrel-thrower.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Corai - Look away.
« on: August 10, 2012, 07:07:37 pm »
Hehehehehehehehehe. Although personally, I like punching them in the eyes (adv mode) and watching them fly backwards. Three Stooges! Unite!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 10, 2012, 06:57:37 pm »
My boss frequently hunts down and sucks the blood of small animals, and I always wake up pale and woozy...maybe he's a vampire? - Vabok McTypeO
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I badly draw your reports!
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:44:50 pm »
The spinning Urist mcDead's nose strikes Urist McUnlucky in the nose, tearing apart the cartelige! (HOW I SPELL THIS)
The Usrist McDead's nose has lodged in the wound!
The Usrist McDead's nose has lodged in the wound!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: The Unbinding Of Akura!
« on: August 10, 2012, 04:29:33 pm »
Dear Penguinofhonor,
Do you HAVE to stuff your car up George Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore EVERY day?!
Do you HAVE to stuff your car up George Washington's nose on Mount Rushmore EVERY day?!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: August 10, 2012, 04:23:07 pm »
...You don't need to be. That said, I've never seen you. 1/10
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 10, 2012, 04:00:09 pm »
USE PARTY BOY TACTICS ON NIKO. Warning. Link mildly disturbing. You may need brain bleach.