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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 09, 2012, 01:36:29 am »
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BERATE PEOPLE TO DEATH
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Because if the elves don't turn on border control they get wiped out in worldgen from dwarven invasion-- and armok creates glaciers by turning off the sun.Armok is Terry Crews? DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEER!
Why doesn't Urist McEmo go lie down on the minecart rails?
How about this, since someone mentioned xkcd? http://xkcd.com/767/Mr. Rogers: Howdy neighbor. *Pulls up sleeves to reveal 'Nam tattoos* Don't make me break you.
why does that rumor keep going around?
Because it sounds awesome, so people want to believe it.
Hopefully it'll eventually become true. We've just got to edit Wikipedia enough, like that one XKCD.
I'm sure there's a relevant Orwell quote that could be applied here.