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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 06:38:25 pm »
Spawn the Men Without Hats from my intestines and have them do the safety dance to annihilate the lich.
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37532
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 06, 2012, 03:54:01 am »Congratulations, LW, you just nominated MC Hammer for president.Woah exploding the internet is a sure fire way to garner the eternal hate of an entire species. It's just so eeeevil.Spoiler (click to show/hide)I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.He's on Brainfreeztm of courseI pledge my allegiance to King DZA when the war begins.See. You just got manipulated by someone opposed to war into eliminating his political enemies through war.
And he didn't even do anything.
Thus is the subtle machinations of the god-King, which is why you should be always wary of ever kneeling to those golden pants.
37533
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 02:53:42 am »
Interrupt Dragonforce with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 to taunt the lich, drawing his fire to let my companions attack him. To endure, transform into my Teddy Roosevelt/Terry Crews hybrid monstrosity.
Also daaaaaaaaamn, that lich gets anally violated a lot. If he wins, he'll be traumatized for eons.
Also daaaaaaaaamn, that lich gets anally violated a lot. If he wins, he'll be traumatized for eons.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 02:15:28 am »
(It's his final final form, that's why. I was kind of expecting you guys to get your asses in gear and start attacking him as a team.)
start attacking him as a team
as a team
team
Ohhhhhhhh...So THAT's what we're supposed to do. Quick, Corai! Summon a kobold army and transform into Deebus to lead them against the lich! Dirg! Burrow up his ass with your fellow cockroaches (it's widened after his head got shoved up it) and start eating him from the inside out! And me? With the A-TEAM ('cause I'm Hannibal now, bitch), come screaaming through with guns blazing , crap blowing up, and clench a cigar between my teeth and say, "I love it when a plan comes together."
start attacking him as a team
as a team
team
Ohhhhhhhh...So THAT's what we're supposed to do. Quick, Corai! Summon a kobold army and transform into Deebus to lead them against the lich! Dirg! Burrow up his ass with your fellow cockroaches (it's widened after his head got shoved up it) and start eating him from the inside out! And me? With the A-TEAM ('cause I'm Hannibal now, bitch), come screaaming through with guns blazing , crap blowing up, and clench a cigar between my teeth and say, "I love it when a plan comes together."
37535
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 01:29:13 am »
Fortunately, my spine is made of NUKES!
Also, that wasn't my real body. My real body was really grilling with the Zohan in the Bahamas.
Also alsoalsoalsoalsoalsolaslosalsoaslaoslsaoslo, why the +3 for lichypants?
Also, that wasn't my real body. My real body was really grilling with the Zohan in the Bahamas.
Also alsoalsoalsoalsoalsolaslosalsoaslaoslsaoslo, why the +3 for lichypants?
37536
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 01:08:53 am »
Quick! Transform lich into the Powerpuff Girls, only with osteoperosis and haemophilia, and AIDS!
And fart on them.
Also point HIM towards them and piont out that this is Hell, so he should be in his true form from Speed Demon.
And fart on them.
Also point HIM towards them and piont out that this is Hell, so he should be in his true form from Speed Demon.
37537
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 06, 2012, 12:48:09 am »
So is he dead?
That gave me an idea!
Summon HIM again.
That gave me an idea!
Summon HIM again.
37538
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 05, 2012, 11:28:12 pm »
Russell Crowe
Transform lich into Tugga. Make Tugga shot itself through music. MuSiCcCcCcCcCcCCCCCCCcccc
Transform lich into Tugga. Make Tugga shot itself through music. MuSiCcCcCcCcCcCCCCCCCcccc
37539
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 05, 2012, 10:08:46 pm »
Making movies, making music and
Having come back from New Zealand on Tugga, strap lich to a chair and force him to watch all 1356228545921547851426124762543814391763497126576127945$&(*&%񶟷#%#5$^46$75$#^53$*%3& seasons of The Russell Crowe Show, a la Robot Chicken opener. This will surely kill him!
Having come back from New Zealand on Tugga, strap lich to a chair and force him to watch all 1356228545921547851426124762543814391763497126576127945$&(*&%񶟷#%#5$^46$75$#^53$*%3& seasons of The Russell Crowe Show, a la Robot Chicken opener. This will surely kill him!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 09:01:46 pm »
May I suggest using the method Discord used in...that show's 2nd season premiere? Changing their personalities to the opposite of themselves should peel their souls off, like metaphysically shucking corn, AND leaving a nega-soul to harvest in it's place! We then have 2 souls per person, and an empty husk to do our bidding left behind!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:36:57 pm »Because I am secretly a spy, sent to capture you all.You'll never get me! Dorfmobile! AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaayyy
37542
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:31:13 pm »
You get a miniature spatula.
37543
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How many people play DF? (Now the Bay12 Space program)
« on: August 05, 2012, 08:25:43 pm »
This is actually rather low-key insane.
37544
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 14.5: King Cong)
« on: August 05, 2012, 06:24:01 pm »
How about The League Of Extraordinary Psychopaths for the team name? You know you want to...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 05, 2012, 06:07:32 pm »
If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...
After remembering my theme song, go foit the lich while singing. Singing horribly. So horribly, in fact, that it transports us all to New Zealand! Also punch the lich's head off and stuff it up his bony ass in revenge for stuffing my own excrement down my throat when I was KangarooJerk Jack.
After remembering my theme song, go foit the lich while singing. Singing horribly. So horribly, in fact, that it transports us all to New Zealand! Also punch the lich's head off and stuff it up his bony ass in revenge for stuffing my own excrement down my throat when I was Kangaroo