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Messages - Xantalos

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37546
HFS? We're way worse then those push overs.
I DON'T LIKE THIS
It's too late
THOU SHALT LOVE THE BAY12

37547
DF General Discussion / Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« on: August 03, 2012, 06:11:18 am »
...He's assumed to be there already...or something.

37548
DF General Discussion / Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« on: August 03, 2012, 05:41:04 am »
KILL MUSHROOM
GAIN POWER FROM SOUL

Yeah, he counts.

37549
Aperture Science! HMRC! Cyberdyne! ASSEMBLE!

37550
Still, think of it! In the virtual world, there would be no cost to our mistakes! We'd just generate new materials, and so much time would be saved that our rate of technological advancement would multiply by (insert large number here!)

37551
DF General Discussion / True Dorfs In Other Media
« on: August 03, 2012, 02:04:54 am »
As the title says, what other entities in other media, be it literature, video gaming, or other whatever blargleblah, that have the qualities of a TRUE DORF have you encountered, or have done deeds worthy of the title? Mine is the hero Lian-Chu from the movie Dragon Hunters, who kills a dragon specifically called "The World-Gobbler", a 100 or so-foot tall skeletal dragon that, as it's title suggests, devours the civilized world every 20 years, leaving nothing but ash. Only a few castles remain, apart from the peasants that sprout up in between armageddons. This thing is nigh unkillable, and What does Lian-Chu take on the motherfucker with? A pair of KNITTING NEEDLES. That's right. KNITTING NEEDLES. Bad. Ass. So what's yours, Bay12?

37552
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: [Spoiler!!!]Demonless?
« on: August 03, 2012, 12:16:15 am »
Sig thread, Corai, sig thread. Also it's clear the demons are scared of your fort, op.

37553
8/10

Seeing your sig, that applies to you, too.

37554
For the Matrix idea, that's just after we take over the planet and some people are unhappy with our reign. Instead of having to contend with their unrest and tantrum spirals, just pop them in the Matrix of their own free will. They get to live in a world without us, and we get the planet AND the meagre amount of eleticity from their meatsacks. Hell, if we get to the level of technology we're talking about in this thread, we could build a virtual reality simulator (based on DF, of course) that each person could modify parameters in to create their own perfect world. That would also boost our science accelleration rate, since our scientists could test ideas in the virtual world like in Einstieinian Roulette, if anyone's familiar with that. But that's long-term.

37555
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 11:14:04 pm »
Wait. GM said everyone instantly respawns when killed in Hell. That means they all deserve to be in Hell?

*Takes inventory of everyone*

Makes sense. Also, is it just me, or is this proto-RTD slowly evolving into an actual RTD?

37556
Holky crap awesome derail. Also, why not have a plan to put everyone else on Earth in the Matrix so we can expand in (relative) peace?

37557
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 07:09:06 pm »
He fights his directors and he fights his fans

Get Scott to give everyone cancer

Fight cancer

WARP SPACE AND TIME AROUND ICECREAM (INCLUDING DIRG MONSTROSITY), TURN THEM INTO MAYONNAISE 

SILVER SURFER: STOP ASSAULT AND PERFORM BACKSIDE 4320 KICKFLIP. PROPEL BOARD INTO RANDOM BOSS AT SPEED OF LIGHT

Have alter ego eat mayo and gain SWEDISH POWER

37558
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 04:40:54 pm »
He loves to act but he loves one thing more!

Sing music so awful everyone except me dies.

37559
Perfect.

37560
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 03:58:38 pm »
Turn into Russell Crowe. Go foitin' round the world.

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