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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 02:37:02 pm »
Use anime beam power GO!!!
Uneccessary lens flare! Distract the lich(es)!
Uneccessary lens flare! Distract the lich(es)!
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37562
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 12:28:58 am »
Nom the demon like that horse in The Brothers Grimm movie and projectile vomit the now-hostile demon at the lich (It's now hostile from being in my stomach, where I store my propaganda centre)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 02, 2012, 12:08:41 am »Decide that it's too hot in hell, and make it rain...Isn't it frozen over since I turned off the sun?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Covenant of Arcane Steel - Turn 27 - It is not over until it is over
« on: August 02, 2012, 12:00:21 am »
Bump! Bump, you fools! *loses grip on ledge*
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 11:57:56 pm »
Bite open the chest of one lich, then frce him to the ground and shit into the cavity. Let it ferment and hatch into hundreds of thousands of kangaroo larvae, which consume him from the inside out and gain a little of his traits a la Alien, AND THEY'RE LOYAL TO ME
Direct them to attack the next lich in the same fashion; their superfast growth rate will have them adults by the time they reach him.
Have my sentient grill grill the third lich and make him into grill mix*.
*Grill mix: Trail mix, but with grilled stuff.
Kangaroos reproduce like that, right?
Direct them to attack the next lich in the same fashion; their superfast growth rate will have them adults by the time they reach him.
Have my sentient grill grill the third lich and make him into grill mix*.
*Grill mix: Trail mix, but with grilled stuff.
Kangaroos reproduce like that, right?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 09:22:36 pm »
Kangaroo Jack? Perfect! Engage in epic dance-off with liches, beating the shit out of them while doing so.
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Creative Projects / Re: Herr Von Shook's daily pixel/doodle
« on: August 01, 2012, 09:05:14 pm »
Herr Count Marzipan Baron Lord Von Shook's very scary BBQ.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 08:47:05 pm »
Take control of crocodile and transform into Gustave, the legendary crocodile from that one country. Then team up with Fenrir from the Norse pantheon to devour the universe.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Fountain of...
« on: August 01, 2012, 08:41:09 pm »
Awesome idea, although they should only appear on older worlds, where some civilizations have crumbled to their end (if that's implemented)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 08:22:11 pm »THROW A SMALL CROCODILE AT XANTALOS.Turn it into Gummy from Mlp.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 08:14:20 pm »
Repeat my god marriage - divorce - get powers plan on Kaiser.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:58:43 pm »
Transform into this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwNkWtPhBs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Use MAYO POWER to DESTROY the LICHES! Also let Mr Fox do his thing with the minions.
Use MAYO POWER to DESTROY the LICHES! Also let Mr Fox do his thing with the minions.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:26:09 pm »NOOO! Rig the dice to roll fives!'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORMSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
By the time the turns really start flowing, I'm asleep!37574
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 05:11:53 am »
Well, I'll be gone for the next several hours; so argleblarg. By the way, lich, who are you calling hero? I froze over Hell! (among other things). Also, go Monty Python's rabbit on their asses. Legendary biter and all that. Plus POWEEEEERRR
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 15: Stuffed Animal Army!)
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:51:28 am »"No. Not good enough."Ouch.
Declaw Belikoj.