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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:50:45 am »
Dirg, of course I'll be fine; I'm Theodore Crews!
Anyways, explode into a gigantic grill, grilling everyone near me to incineration! Then unleash my hordes of Bruce Lees, George Takeis, beauracrats, telemarketers, Him, Bane, and the original Old Spice Guy on everyone. Oh, and an army of Fabios too, for anyone who's watched Mano a Mano in el bano. Dual wielding SOPA and PIPA, go all out on my targets while spitting a metric fuckton of peanuts at the lich.

37577
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:20:29 am »
Reveal that I had Batman and Robin lip-condoms on, and summon Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, and initiate beatdown of all 3 lich incarnations. For fun, have a swarm of voracious tiny George Takeis fly out of one's anus and devour him.

37578
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 03:58:14 am »
I thought I got disintegrated! Ah well! A broken neck is nothing to Theodore Crews! Use building kick to collapse tower so the roof is on the ground, then charge in with the rough riders!

37579
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 03:28:06 am »
Sorry, Tiruin :P

Possess the boss' energy thing and form it into the shape of Fred Rogers.
Get everyone the f*ck out of my neighborhood.

37580
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 03:10:42 am »
Love of God...perfect! Get married to Christian God using undeniable charm as a hybrid Terry Crews/Teddy Roosevelt abomination with his head blown apart, then divorce God, getting all His powers in exchange for letting Him keep the kids (don't ask).

Use god powers to annihilate everything except me, while fixing my handsome cranium.

37581
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 02:29:13 am »
Cardiac arrest? Close enough. Anyway, reach out with my abomination hand thing and rip out the sphere's core, destroying it. With my other hand, shoot ansontan2000 with my Bruce Lee gun.

37582
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 02:12:35 am »
Quote from: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 02:06:54 am
BACKPEDAL WHILE FIRING THE PISTOL!
Noooo! It needs its job!

37583
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:53:40 am »
Since I'm only half a Terry Crews, I should grow my other half as Theodore Roosevelt! Then use POTATO CHIIIIPS power on the orb. Throw potato chips at minions.

37584
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:32:14 am »
Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 01:28:50 am
ATTEMPT POSSESS ORB AND FIRE ON EVIL DOERS.
Not me! No sir. I'm not evil.

37585
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:16:42 am »
Quote from: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 01:09:56 am
"Well shit. Evidently, that suit was BS. Looks like i'll have to do this the old fashioned way.
Run up to Xantalos and shoot my .357 Magnum at his head point blank.
For this...BLOCK! BLOCK! B-B-B-B-BLOOOOOCK! Actually, punch in one direction, making my arm stretch the whole way around the planet, punching ansontan2000 in the back of the head, KOing him. Then take his gun and shoot him with my monstrously distorted armhand thing.

37586
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:08:33 am »
So I out-eviled the villan. ...Huh. Anyway, use my Terry Crews half to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM BLOCK the incoming beam attack, then topple a building on the orb with my building kick, and then EXPLOSIOOOONNN!!!

Say, how would I link something so that it seems like one word and not the whole url?

37587
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:43:52 am »
Transform into Old Spice Terry Crews, then use POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR to destructionate Giygas ripoff and Caerwyn. And the rest of the minions. Preferably by turning off the sun! But then it gets too cold (and Hell freezes over). So I make another sun! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEERRRRR! *targets explodify*

Edit for joy:

Quote from: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 12:23:04 am
I wonder if I still count as a hero after nearly breaking the game twice.
You're the biggest monster here.

YAAAAY :D


37588
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:23:04 am »
I wonder if I still count as a hero after nearly breaking the game twice.

37589
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 08:51:49 pm »
Summon BILLY MAYS and use my paperwork storm in tandem with his unique attack and Him's omnipotent powers to annihilate the orb from existence. If attacked, transform into Theodore Roosevelt to mitigate the damage.

37590
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 07:16:30 pm »
Uhhhh....eat RTD and shove the giant centipede in my handy gigantic grill that got me killed by outside forces last time I used it.

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