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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 06:55:33 pm »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 06:46:03 pm »
I knew it would come to this, eventually....
Inform fanfiction.net of the events happening here and let them make fanfiction of all kinds. Then, send to 4chan.
Inform fanfiction.net of the events happening here and let them make fanfiction of all kinds. Then, send to 4chan.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 06:21:52 pm »
Transform lich into Captain Picard, then summon Q to annoy him out of existence. Also summon the almighty Clippy the paperclip to annoy the minions to nonexistence.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 06:08:34 pm »Send all bureaucrats back to hell, that's where they came from you knowIn order to find out where my bureaucrats came from, you'll have to fill out the appropriate paperwork.
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: July 31, 2012, 05:54:33 pm »
What the hell is this thread. ...Posting to watch.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 05:28:55 pm »CONVINCE BUREAUCRACY STOP EXISTING NOW LICH RULES ALL NOT NEEDEDBut the lich can't rule everything personally, right? The paperwork will also provide an immense buffer to anyone attacking lich, as they have to fill out proper paperwork to do anything; the lich doesn't.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 05:17:31 pm »
Use fifty billion tons of OxyClean that I bought to clean that ectoplasmic lich mess right up!
I grant Him control of the Legions of Beauracracy (spelling derp) and Telemarketers to do whatever with.
I grant Him control of the Legions of Beauracracy (spelling derp) and Telemarketers to do whatever with.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 01:23:13 pm »
Also use beauracratic connections to help Dirg by getting in touch with Hasbro and summoning Him from the Power Puff Girls.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Bioweapon: Suggestion game.
« on: July 31, 2012, 05:46:23 am »The Thing, anyone?What about pet control? They're locking us into a room filled with smaller dogs. Devour all of them, kill pet control.that could work but what about pet controlI think our biggest form should be a snake or croc or similar they can get really big and kill people without being that much out of the ordinaryWe could do this with dogs as well. Just a group of rather large dogs.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 04:45:34 am »
Using beauracratic connections, get into the MPAA and wield the mighty twin swords of SOPA and PIPA to permacensor the lich and arrest minions for stealing .000000000000000001 cents from a torrent of Batman and Robin. Lich will be trapped forever in a Phantom Zone-like dimension of paperwork. If anyone interferes, peel my logo of a typewriter off my chest and throw it at them, entrapping them. If possible, use BILLY MAYS' voice to command everyone to KNEEL BEFORE ZOD XANTALOS!
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Favourite Adventurer Moments
« on: July 31, 2012, 03:59:31 am »
See sig for talk-show version of thread. Sorry for bad talk. Thog sleepy.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Issues with Ambushes
« on: July 31, 2012, 03:57:43 am »
Legendary biter
You shake the bogeyman around by the upper body and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The bogeyman upper body is torn away and remains in your grip!
You spit the bogeyman upper body!
The spinning bogeyman upper body strikes the bogeyman in the head, shattering the skull, forcing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The bogeyman upper body has lodged in the wound.
You shake the bogeyman around by the upper body and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The bogeyman upper body is torn away and remains in your grip!
You spit the bogeyman upper body!
The spinning bogeyman upper body strikes the bogeyman in the head, shattering the skull, forcing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The bogeyman upper body has lodged in the wound.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 03:33:36 am »
BECOME GOD OF TELEMARKETERS
HARRASS LICH WITH TELEMARKETER HORDE
BORROW VOICE OF BILLY MAYS TO CONVINCE LICH TO BUY CLR - CLEAN LICH REMOVAL
By the way, what happened with my bureaucrat swarm? Did they betrayed me?
HARRASS LICH WITH TELEMARKETER HORDE
BORROW VOICE OF BILLY MAYS TO CONVINCE LICH TO BUY CLR - CLEAN LICH REMOVAL
By the way, what happened with my bureaucrat swarm? Did they betrayed me?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 03:12:00 am »
SUMMON SWARM OF ANNOYING BEUROCRATS TO LEGISLATE LICH TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS, INCLUDING HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS FOR EVERY FORM HE FILES.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: July 31, 2012, 02:47:30 am »
APPEAR OUT OF A STORM OF PAPERWORK
USE AUTHORIZED BRUCE LEE GUN THAT FIRES BRUCE LEES ON LICH AND MINIONS
USE AUTHORIZED BRUCE LEE GUN THAT FIRES BRUCE LEES ON LICH AND MINIONS