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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started
« on: August 13, 2015, 08:58:24 pm »
*hork* "Never buying that brand again."

Having learned nothing from my excessive summoning of things, call up a large quantity of toilet paper and stuff it down my pants.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gurren Lagann Gaiden [IC]: Absolute Despair
« on: August 13, 2015, 08:55:14 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 05, 2015, 04:03:22 pm
"Wasn't asking about him, I was asking about you. Do you want to come help in the search?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: August 13, 2015, 03:22:29 pm »
"I resent your nonpermitted shortening of my name - I am Xankarvo, not ... not Xan. Not Xan. But I appreciate your suggestion that I stay here, so I will forgive it."

Stick with the jeep, prepare a few Molotov cocktails but don't light them. Unless you can't do that, in which case don't and just sorta chill.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: August 13, 2015, 03:09:04 pm »
And if/when Chief survives the treatment you really think she'll give a shit? :P

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gurren Lagann Gaiden [OOC]: Tomas, Minmax Elemental
« on: August 13, 2015, 02:20:57 pm »
Quote from: Rolepgeek on August 13, 2015, 12:24:35 pm
Yah?

Smurf knows the sort of hiatus I'm talking about.

Adventures in Adventuring, yo.
Yo, Age of Fire, man. That hasn't updated since last YEAR and I still hold out hope.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started
« on: August 12, 2015, 04:25:26 pm »
Quote from: NAV on August 12, 2015, 04:10:41 pm
((My rescue diver training did not teach me about what to do when someone fills their lungs with sunscreen.))
((Sigged. Also it's not only my lungs, it's my entire digestive tract. Alan will be excreting sunscreen for weeks!))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started
« on: August 12, 2015, 03:59:24 pm »
Oh.
Oooooh.
Oh.
Well then.
Heh.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started
« on: August 12, 2015, 03:39:38 pm »
............
I'm not thinking that well right now. Lungs are full of alveoli, and get oxygen from the air they absorb and pass it on into the blood...
Did I accidentally replace my blood with sunscreen?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: August 12, 2015, 03:07:39 pm »
"Motherfucker, I need this thing! Dammit, I guess I'll have to steal someone else's arm bones."

Jeep, van, they're both cars :P

Get back in jeep and assist in looking for detours and such.

"It is interesting that the clouds reject metal, though."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started
« on: August 12, 2015, 03:04:18 pm »
*cough, splutter*

Wait, how am I coughing up the stuff if the sunscreen is on the outside of my organs? Unless you meant that the inside of my body is coated with sunscreen.
In any case, try using the newspaper to perform the Heinrich maneuver on myself. If I die, I die knowing that my remains are SPF-90 resistant.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: August 12, 2015, 02:58:13 pm »
I'm pretty sure it was Xan's presence that contributed to the disaster in the making :P

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Hephaestus OOC
« on: August 12, 2015, 05:59:32 am »
I'm now introducing the nickname for that - Corn.

It's because Kugelblob kinda sounds like Kugel Kob, which brings to mind corn cobs. Therefore whatever this thing is is now corn.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: August 12, 2015, 05:36:01 am »
Given that during most of my time as fleshwarper Xan I weighed several tons, I'm both a target and part of the fat shaming club, yeah :P

And I know you stayed behind to let other people go and ensure that PW wouldn't have to ratchet up the difficulty in response to you and get everyone else mulched - I was making a bad joke because listening to backstreet boys while eating excessive amounts of raw tomatoes at 3:30 in the morning doesn't really enhance your humour skills.

Man, too bad I never got to really stay on Heph. I had ideas for stuff I could do there.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: August 12, 2015, 05:23:46 am »
Quote from: Radio Controlled on August 12, 2015, 05:12:06 am
Quote from: Xantalos on August 12, 2015, 05:06:16 am
Quote from: Miyamoto
"Attention all troops, there is an active manip overload on the lower levels, so we are getting the hell outta here. Grab hold of Flint or Dubley and remove any irises or obstructions on your way up. And maybe aim some ordnance down the shaft as well, in case that robot is following you still. Vanessa, you'll probably have to climb, you're kinda heavy. Oh, and we'll be bombing the site pretty soon, so I suggest you all enter a shuttle and have that shuttle fly low northeast until we can be sure we've destroyed their AA."
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"Vanessa, you'll probably have to climb, you're kinda heavy."
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"Vanessa, you're kinda heavy."
"You should probably leave me behind and save yourselves, I'm too fat to keep up. Go! Go, and remember how I lived, not how I died. Run you fools!"

That can be arranged.
Says the guy who was too fat to even come on the mission :P

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 22: Hero Killer
« on: August 12, 2015, 05:22:52 am »
"Sacrifices have to be made in times like this. No hard feelings."

I'm getting much better at lying.

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