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Actually, most adventurers could fit his description, if mixed with BM.

Quote from: Xantalos on July 15, 2012, 05:14:41 am

Of course. But would you rather be remembered as the bloody psychopath who slaughtered millions, or the bloody psychopath who got oneshotted by a piece of bone jewllery?

Either way you're remembered, by terrified NPC children.

Especially once we gain the ability to animate furniture.

I just spent an entire ingame day wading through the sewers, killing olm men. So many olm men. I haaate sewer quests.

In!

Name: Greg
Gender: Grill
Skill: Grilling
Item: Sack of charcoal (for grilling)
Background: Greg was bought by a normal couple in Beverly Hills, newly married, to serve as a grill for a house-warming party. But unfortunately, one of the couple invited that one obnoxious guy from the neighborhood, and he insulted Greg, calling him a 'toaster'. Imagine! As any well-bred grill would do, Greg went on a rampage, grilling everyone within a 5-mile radius. Now he lives to grill.
First action: Wheel up to some foo' and entice him to come try to grill some burgers or something, and then knock him out with the sack of charcoal and grill the sucka to death, making him into a hot dawg.

I wouldn't recommend killing it as it's actually rather benevolent to the civ it's in, and plus, killing dieties just 'cause they're clowns is kinda metagaming. And they will slaughter all but the most hardy, so if you must, wait a bit, power up, and THEN instantly die from their attendants.

FOREVER.

Crap. I was sneaking around in a catacomb when a mummy resurrected itself next to me. Fortunately it was not soptted and I got out, but I saw it running around rezzing other corpses. I will GTFO the city as soon as I can.