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Messages - Xantalos

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37726
I'll ebt my compound-fractured legs on it. And my broken arms, and fingers, and torn off testicle, and stomped on toes. Not bad for a Bronze Collosus. By the way, have I atoned yet? I think most of my bones and a few organs are shattered.

37727
Burn yourself.  Repeatedly.  Afterwards, try to find something that can't kill ( like, a honey badger ) but can beat the tar out of you.  Set preference to "stand ground".  When you're battered, then maybe you have atoned.
Well, I'm done the burned part (I have no fat left on my body), so I might as well let a BC batter me into oblivion. I will atone shortly.

37728
Never mind about that proclamation of success. I relapsed and killed an entire goblin village, then made rings, amulets, and decorations for my pick from their teeth. What is my punishment? Make it severe, though. By now I'm almost immortal and can oneshot most megabeasts, so what punishment is in store for me?

You must store all your armor and weapons in a place you shall decide, wear everything you made to weigh you down and spend one week in the wilderness.
Not that much of a challenge - I do that already, and I can't do the starvation thing as I'm in 31.25, and not sleeping for a week is something I do regularly. C'mon, Bay12 - ARE YOU DORF OR ARE YOU ELF? DO YOUR WORST!

37729
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: July 09, 2012, 11:15:47 pm »
I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.
Hamstone.

37730
Never mind about that proclamation of success. I relapsed and killed an entire goblin village, then made rings, amulets, and decorations for my pick from their teeth. What is my punishment? Make it severe, though. By now I'm almost immortal and can oneshot most megabeasts, so what punishment is in store for me?

37731
Not to mention that we can't recruit fat priests.

37732
If you're a human, werebeastism should be allowed if you have one female companion who you accidentally kill before you cheat to remove the curse, drop to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

37733
I have SUCCEEDED!!!

I (Onol Nekolurdim Uzolken Idok) have not killed anything for the period of 5 months!
...
Admittedly the fact that I'm swimming through a huge-ass ocean has something to do with it...

37734
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are creator
« on: July 09, 2012, 01:02:08 am »
Capable innovators/Creator Jr.
This, and PTW.

37735
Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« on: July 08, 2012, 11:59:33 pm »
A vampire? What the hell.

37736
Agreed. Also, bump again. I'm hoping that I can ressurect this, but if not, I'll leave the corpse.

37737
Pahstin ta watch!

37738
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: July 08, 2012, 01:05:10 pm »
Turns out that spearman was even more trouble than I'd initially thought.

Actually, no, I predicted this entirely.

Anyway, the dragonwoman died horribly to the most sadistic bastard of a spearman ever.
I posit that the spearman was a reincarnation af piecewise's master spearman blind priest guy.

37739
Done. I love you, turkey hen that I horribly disfigured as payment for helping me!

37740
Also, I'm kinda hoping the molested shocktrooper escapes this battle; it would be nice to have a Butt Monkey around.
Poor molested dude. Yeah, I hope he survives with the eternal shame and trauma.
Only to bump into the Party (and Pinky Pie) again, to his eternal horror!

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