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Burn yourself. Repeatedly. Afterwards, try to find something that can't kill ( like, a honey badger ) but can beat the tar out of you. Set preference to "stand ground". When you're battered, then maybe you have atoned.Well, I'm done the burned part (I have no fat left on my body), so I might as well let a BC batter me into oblivion. I will atone shortly.
Not that much of a challenge - I do that already, and I can't do the starvation thing as I'm in 31.25, and not sleeping for a week is something I do regularly. C'mon, Bay12 - ARE YOU DORF OR ARE YOU ELF? DO YOUR WORST!Never mind about that proclamation of success. I relapsed and killed an entire goblin village, then made rings, amulets, and decorations for my pick from their teeth. What is my punishment? Make it severe, though. By now I'm almost immortal and can oneshot most megabeasts, so what punishment is in store for me?
You must store all your armor and weapons in a place you shall decide, wear everything you made to weigh you down and spend one week in the wilderness.
I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.Hamstone.
Capable innovators/Creator Jr.This, and PTW.
Turns out that spearman was even more trouble than I'd initially thought.I posit that the spearman was a reincarnation af piecewise's master spearman blind priest guy.
Actually, no, I predicted this entirely.
Anyway, the dragonwoman died horribly to the most sadistic bastard of a spearman ever.
Only to bump into the Party (and Pinky Pie) again, to his eternal horror!Also, I'm kinda hoping the molested shocktrooper escapes this battle; it would be nice to have a Butt Monkey around.Poor molested dude. Yeah, I hope he survives with the eternal shame and trauma.
