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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO

« on: August 12, 2015, 05:19:58 am »

Wait, then how the hell are we supposed to evacuate? If we can't get up the elevator shaft then there's no way up to the top level.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 22: Hero Killer

« on: August 12, 2015, 05:11:08 am »

Vanessa sighs - not because of the common perception of women being sensitive about their weight, because Xan doesn't know that's a thing, but because it means he won't be getting help put of the shaft.

"Affirmed, general. If I die because of this I'll haunt you."

S/he puts on a slightly joking tone as he begins moving rapidly toward the elevator shaft.

Run up the wall of the elevator shaft as fast as I can. Don't fuck up on this.

UNLESS THE MANIP OVERLOAD IS COMING UP THE ELEVATOR SHAFT MORE RAPIDLY THAN I CAN OUTRUN IT IN WHICH CASE RUN UP WHATEVER HOLES FLINT AND/OR WHOEVER ELSE MAKE

Or just grab onto Flint.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO

« on: August 12, 2015, 05:06:16 am »

Quote from: Miyamoto

"Attention all troops, there is an active manip overload on the lower levels, so we are getting the hell outta here. Grab hold of Flint or Dubley and remove any irises or obstructions on your way up. And maybe aim some ordnance down the shaft as well, in case that robot is following you still. Vanessa, you'll probably have to climb, you're kinda heavy. Oh, and we'll be bombing the site pretty soon, so I suggest you all enter a shuttle and have that shuttle fly low northeast until we can be sure we've destroyed their AA."

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"Vanessa, you'll probably have to climb, you're kinda heavy."

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"Vanessa, you're kinda heavy."

Gonna beat yo gargantuan pale synthetic ass so hard when I get out this elevator

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap

« on: August 12, 2015, 01:24:36 am »

"Just ... hang on a second."

Get out the van and from the farthest distance I can, poke the cloud with my armbone torch. Is it solid? If not, get back in the van and cover my nose and mouth with my robe just in case.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO

« on: August 11, 2015, 11:57:24 pm »

Huh. I could try to climb up the elevator shaft but I get the feeling that'll just get me vaporized when the explosion comes up the shaft.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started

« on: August 11, 2015, 05:47:21 pm »

"A desert, did I hear? One second and I'll take care of our skins then. Gotta have protection!

Either summon a big bottle of sunblock, or shoot it out of my hands at everyone else, whichever is more amusing.

Put the newspaper down and behind me before this, though, I wanna read it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mission 5 has started

« on: August 11, 2015, 04:44:09 am »

"Hmm. I think a protective newspaper is in order."

Summon a newspaper and roll it up in preperation to bap River on the snout if need be. Don't need no dog slobber on my ... actually what am I even wearing? Did I get resurrected with clothes, or have I been naked this whole time? Because if so there should've been some SAN checks going on.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gurren Lagann Gaiden [OOC]: Tomas, Minmax Elemental

« on: August 11, 2015, 02:52:43 am »

Fabulously manly. It's showing of a high level of manliness to maintain your body in a fantastic way.

Back when he was alive motherfucker washed his beard three times daily.

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