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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: March 04, 2018, 04:21:13 pm »
((Whoops, been a tad distracted lately.))

Gak decides to take this moment to contemplate life. Nothing better to do when you’re getting mecha-dragon taxi service. ”Man, it really is nuts how I ended up here, isn’t it? One minute you’re cavorting around the Lower Planes with nothing better to do, next you’re on a mission to steal the heart of a world and avoiding random abyssal tides and shit. I did not expect this life development. But hey, least I met you girls. You make everything worth it, you adorable murder weapons.

Alright c’mon now, that dragon’ll be back any time now. Aaaaany second.”


The wind whistles in Gak’s ears as he falls with all the grace of a metal statue.

Spread my arms and legs wide to try to slow my fall. Hope the dragon catches me before I hit something.

Spoiler: Knives (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: March 04, 2018, 04:07:06 pm »
Alan, Ultimate Milkshake Delivery Guy

”Open wide ma, I got that order you wanted!”

Unleash the milkshake! Aim it towards Ammie’s face so she can just open wide and gobble it down.

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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: Let Me Snub You
« on: March 01, 2018, 04:04:51 pm »
UPDOOT

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Divine Ascendancy OOC
« on: March 01, 2018, 02:30:41 am »
...I really shouldn't.
... I might make a sheet for this. If a good idea strikes. I'll watch the resultant game nonetheless.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a modern supernatural evil (SG)
« on: February 25, 2018, 12:06:36 pm »
Nurgle isn’t quite wanting to be loved though, he gives endless love in a horrific fashion but wants for nothing. A demon of wanting to be loved would be a wretched thing full of bile and spite, spiritually emaciated and fidgety, a creature that yearns endlessly for everything and everyone it cannot have and simultaneously hates them for not belonging to it, for it doesn’t understand the difference between love and want. It never gives in its bargains, it only takes, and it is a jealous entity, with only demons of Pride wanting to be worshiped more - Pride desires it because they see it as their rightful due, but Envy desires it because that crawling, gnawing, grasping desire is all they have. It’s not even greed, though, it’s something lesser, more base, the sense that it is lesser than another being and that painful yearning to take all that others have and it does not. Not because it wants those things, but because others have them and it both hates and desires them for that.

Envy’s plenty horrific if you play it right, it’s just more of a mental hunger than a physical one.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 24, 2018, 11:06:08 pm »
"Well fortunately for you nerds, I'm here now. C'mon Phoebe, let's show them your stuff!"

Shine Phoebe's light down into the abyss!

Spoiler: Gak's Lady Knives (click to show/hide)

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Most Stylish Kills
« on: February 24, 2018, 02:02:07 am »
I used to have an adventurer that made trophies from any foe he killed, usually by butchering them. But you can't butcher sentients, so whenever I fought humans or goblins or whatever I had to knock out all their teeth before I actually bothered to kill them.

I exclusively used a copper mining pick. Eventually I stopped fighting people all together because it became boring to me.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 23, 2018, 07:25:43 pm »
Alan, Adorable Spider Daughter

"Aww, that's nice of you Ammie! Just wait a biiiit longer, I have the perfect thing to thank you with!"

Continue charging the Mega Milkshake Monstrosity! That's ... 3 consecutive turns of charging, I think. How am I feeling, does it seem like I'm about to explode or can I take some more?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 23, 2018, 07:18:22 pm »
Gak grins. "Oh, I feel good right about now."

Spoiler: Level Up! (click to show/hide)

He does some tricks with Cecilia, complimenting each of the other daggers now that he has them back. "You guys ever tried shining a really bright light on it?" He asks the inspectors, looking down at the darkness ... stuff.

Spoiler: Gak's Lady Friends (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 22, 2018, 06:41:44 pm »
”Look man, just gimme my knives back, I don’t care about anything else.”

So long as I get my knives I’m cool with it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a modern supernatural evil (SG)
« on: February 19, 2018, 02:38:50 pm »
Demon

Let's see if we can't run a bank or something equally vile.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 18, 2018, 07:11:48 pm »
Alan, Magical Spider Girl

Alan squees as he notices his new form. <I'm a chubby spider girl! That's so cool! I can finally fulfil my dream of becoming an unnecessarily animu Spider-Man sidekick! Thanks Ammie! Ooh, does this mean you're my mom now? That'd be cool, I haven't had one of those in a while! Watch out for buses though, they have mom magnets under their wheels. Did you have a mom, Ammie? I bet she was named Charloette, because if you have a spider that can write stuff in its web it's only a matter of time until it grows to the size of a building. Was she bigger than you? Am I a baby? What do I eat? How big will I grow? Where is this place? Vanilla or strawberry? Can I climb walls? I wanna try climbing walls!>

Be exuberant, ask a ton of questions. See if Ammie's capable of conversing through her power of being an anime girl or if she's capable of telepathy or just plain speech or what. Continue charging the Mega Milkshake.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 18, 2018, 02:53:51 pm »
(((...Alan spider magical girl! This is the best possible thing that could’ve happened!))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 17, 2018, 07:06:57 pm »
Instead of giving my questioner any info, belittle his technique and deride him as sloppy. Be masochistic as fuuuuuck.

What kinds of questions am I being asked?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 16, 2018, 06:44:00 am »
Alan, Milkshake Deliveryman and God of Unintentional Annoyance

Alan's psyche is a strange place. Were a psychological professional to examine him and survive with their wits intact they would likely, aside from being baffled and annoyed, liken him to a human incarnation of liquified rubber - malleable, able to adapt to many different circumstances, yet even when set still possessing the capacity to bounce in unexpected directions. It's no coincidence that Alan occasionally displays flashes of competence that contrast so severely with his usual lackadaisical performance - within his mind there are multitudes of incomprehensible processes calculating every aspect of the situation he finds himself in, operating his mind according to their own arcane brand of alien logic. It may seem as if his head is merely an empty receptacle for whatever wacky idea passes through, but in those rare moments every fibre of his being becomes a fine-tuned machine, startlingly efficient and almost deadly smooth.

This is not one of those times.

Alan looks up at the colossal alien spider-like being that is in the process of enslaving his essence to its own and has possibly made him into an alien spider thing as well and begins uncontrollably giggling in a very high-pitched tone. This continues on for a while until it very suddenly stops, and Alan looks up at his new friend.

<I must say, you are a bit different than I initially saw you as! Must be the contacts I've never worn. No worries however, no friend is too big for my capacity! We'll be happily hanging in no time, milkshakes in needle-hands.

Hehe. Get it? Because you're a giant spider! This is great, I've been saving up so many puns for an occasion just like this - and there's some skelebros here too, so I can use that stockpile too,>
he chortles in a tone that anyone who knows him knows very well means that things are about to get very derivative very quickly.

<I'm glad I can add you to my web of friends, hehe. I can see from the rest of the guys here that people must have a lot of bones to pick with you, but don't worry, I'm a very humerus person, I'm sure we'll connect quickly. You're looking pretty fly, guess you are what you eat! Get it? Get it? Get it? Aw c'mon, I know you don't really have vocal chords probably but that joke had those guys below us rattled - because they're skeletons, geddit? Ah, this is gonna be great! Say, what's your name name? I only know you as Anime Milkshake Girl, but I don't know if spiders really do names. Ooh, can I give you a name? Can I can I can I please please please please please? I'm gonna do it, you gotta have a name, otherwise we won't sound cool as a catchphrase. Lenore? Madison? Charles? Jaqueline? Aline? Lime? Lemon? Citrus fruit - Orangey! Grapefruit! Fruitgrape! Apple! Appline! Oooooh, ooh ooh I know - Amigir, Anime Milkshake Girl for short! You're welcome, I'm here all day. So, now that we know each other, let me tell you about my friends! First is Rickman, and he's just great! You'd get along with him great because he's an alien and you're an alien too. I met him...>

As Alan continues his nonstop stream of excited friend talk, it'd be easy to forget that he promised his new bud pal Amigir milkshakes, but Alan cares about his friends, even if he's known them for less than twenty minutes. He decides to be efficient and just charge up his milkshake beam while he talks, so he can surprise Ammie with just how much literal milkshake he can summon up.

Become excited about being new best friends with a giant necromancer spider and proceed to talk endlessly. Shower her with spider and skeleton puns, bust out all my irrelevant trivia facts about spiders, skeletons, and sperm whales and narwhals I know (only a little more than most kids encyclopedias, but explained very enthusiastically), explain every last detail about all the dumb irreverent stuff I've done with and to everyone I've interacted with so far in this world - including all the times I almost killed myself by accident - and generally go maximum Alan on her. He wants to really get to know his new friend! (OOC reasoning: By golly though I can't really do much about my situation through direct action this will hopefully annoy her enough that she reconsiders mindslaving me or whatever it is she's planning because then she'd have a direct link to Alan's mind forever.)

Oh also while I'm talking, start charging up a milkshake or the closest equivalent I can think of in a manner similar to the Chaos Carrot of aeons past - Ammie's a big girl, she needs a lot of milkshake.

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