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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 14, 2018, 04:38:23 pm »
((My advice? Don't try to fight the bad luck - the dice will carry you where their whims decide. Instead embrace it - become your misfortune in both character and spirit. Let it guide you and wreak havoc on everything around you.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 14, 2018, 04:36:18 pm »
((Eeeeh ehehehehehehehehehehehe wow that was 2 years ago or more. That was ... yeah that's a way for this to happen.

I'll try to post as soon as I can, but in situations like these I have to get as fully immersed into the situation as I can so that I may take the most optimally Alan route possible.

This entire campaign is awesome by the way.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 14, 2018, 03:23:35 pm »
I'm clearly a cooperative individual! Look at how cooperative I'm beingivememyknivesplease

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Masked League Of Lucha Liberty: Heroic Misadventures
« on: February 14, 2018, 03:32:24 am »
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I swear this game is one that has lots of people saying they'd like to play but not playing. Its very odd. Oh well
I really do wanna but at the same time I also have a bunch of reasons I’ve superglued to my face that very clearly state why I can’t indulge myself by diving into every game I’d like to.
...
That being said I have some ideas circulating in my head, so I may end up making a sheet within a week.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 13, 2018, 12:08:30 am »
((As an aside, it seems semi-likely that I'm currently talking to Anime Milkshake Girl in the ruins of that volcano mountain city we entered the world in - I don't think any other place we've been in has had that sort of building in it.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Masked League Of Lucha Liberty: Heroic Misadventures
« on: February 12, 2018, 07:04:51 pm »
Holy shitballs. I really shouldn't be so tempted to make a sheet for this...

I will watch for now.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 11, 2018, 08:30:03 pm »
Alan, Helpful Swarm of Balloons

"Heck yeah, we'll be like that guy and his house in Up, only less depressing and our ages are vastly different compared to him. It'd probably be helpful for me to get tied together anyhow, this high up the wind might blow part of me away."

Gather myself together in front of Magical Milkshake Girl as best I can.

((I have not, but that is a hilarious image that I want to try to make a reality in this game at some point.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 11, 2018, 12:12:56 pm »
"Attack the groin! Sweep the leg!"

Instruct them how to fight dirty.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 10, 2018, 08:36:01 pm »
Alan, Introductions Master

"Oh, you don't know who I am? I thought you did and my brain tubes were just taking a while to catch up with me. In that case..."

Alan attempts to form his balloon self into a smiley face.

"Fantiddlytastic to meet you, strange pseudo-anime metaphor girl! I'm Alan the Amazing, and when I'm not a bunch of balloons I can throw practically infinite milkshake all over the place - and I don't even mean like in a really weird sex metaphor, I'm talking them good diner milkshakes, baby! Therefore, since you need all the milkshakes you can get and I am the premiere milkshake provider in this here plane of reality or metaphorical dream sequence or whatever this is, I propose we become best friends starting immediately. It'll be great -
 Squeaky Alan Balloon and Graveyard City Anime Girl, fighting crime with slapstick and jarring amounts of mood whiplash!"

Get distracted from what I came here to do, become friends with Metaphorical Anime Dark City Milkshake Girl.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 10, 2018, 06:34:21 pm »
Begin an excessively dramatic and very loud reading of any porn scripts I find in the material, using really silly caraciture voices.

This may or may not be really distracting if such things are factored into the other actions this turn.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 10, 2018, 06:31:30 pm »
Alan, Balloons

Alan's a relatively relaxed individual, so he just kinda accepts and goes with being 99 red balloons all of a sudden. And he can't reasonably be expected to remember every friend he's ever made, so this girl clearly must be one of them.

"I'm more than one balloon, remember? It's a pop song reference. Anyway, not much, just happening by. You got any more of those milkshakes? I don't have a mouth right now, but they're tasty."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 08, 2018, 08:03:47 am »
"Listen you dense goatfucking generic authority figures, you've already got the Dagger of Illuminating Murder - she was one of the three those gobbo shites stole and which you folks just now recovered. I'll let you have Elektra on the condition that you treat her well and get her back to me as soon as possible, and realize that I will literally cross universes for these babies because they are the only things I'm psychologically capable of feeling love for. So don't fuck them up.

And yeah if you've got some super taboo porn or something I'll take it, it'll be useful for various purposes."

Yeah sure, you can have Elektra (Bright Judgement) for now, just be nice. Accept gross porn if they have it and begin plotting how to use it to disconcert my teammates.

Oh, I named all the knives by the way.

Spoiler: Gak's Lovely Ladies (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 06, 2018, 10:08:33 pm »
"Hey awesome, my knives! Well, that was easy. Gimme them please. See, I even said please, I never do that."

Continue to be cooperative in hopes of getting my knives back.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: Bargaining with a stone
« on: February 06, 2018, 04:15:23 pm »
Gak, Geased Gib Golem

"Do you fuckers not know anything about captivity? If I thought I could get away, I'd be trying. The fact that I'm not is downright gracious for someone of my temperament and also tacit acknowledgement that it's not worth it to try to fuck around and resist. Now let me go, I gotta find my knives."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: February 05, 2018, 01:54:18 pm »
”Hey, do I look like the kind of guy to set things on fire? Don’t answer that question, it’s no. I just want my knives, man. Gotta go get them. I’m on a quest. You like quests, right? Lemme go on my quest.”

Continue the babble.

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