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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:26:21 pm »
Speak to Borgun in his dreams, telling him to spare the farmers for now, for the greater destruction in future.

Speak also to the farmers in their dreams, informing them that the majority of the world is as sinful as the city, and that Borgun is a messenger of my holy word - to destroy all to cleanse the slate. They should aid him, and give tribute to me, for becoming a member of my faith is the most right decision one could make.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 08:10:57 am »
Hmm, I can work with that.

Enhance his fire magic - increase it's destructiveness and change it's color to black. Inform him that I am pleased with his actions and wish him to assemble more followers so that greater acts of destruction may be carried out.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:59:20 am »
Is the pyromancer a mage (ie spews fire out of his hands and stuff)? Or just a crazy arsonist guy?

4249
Eh, I'm kinda considering ditching the elves.
I mean, they're much more fun to RP than Kumo, but I feel they make other players feel uncomfortable.
That's the entire point!


Says the bitter old psycho

4250
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to form a Cult
« on: July 02, 2015, 07:34:02 am »
Yes, I remember ... I was once known as Darnos, Overlord of Destruction! It was that Vazeron, Sculptor of Life, who imprisoned me here! and all because I tortured and destroyed his prized creations.

Yet destruction is inevitable, and now I have returned! I will fulfil my purpose and destroy all that exists! To sustain myself, I require acts of destruction to be carried out - the more valuable/complex/massive the object/organization/idea the better! Those who wish to follow me will aid me by destroying the things they and others value most, so that they may be in tune with my ideals.

4251
Hey, take enough drugs and they turn yellow.

4252
They are tangible, actually. They're small purple plastic disks.
Hence why I want to cause such rampant inflation so that people can build spaceships out of them.

4253
Yeah, tokens don't really exist in a tangible form. And no, I'm pretty sure you can't cause inflation. :P
DONT TAKE AWAY MY DREAMS :P

4254
Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Cobblestone Path Fighter
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:09:12 am »
"Oh, I've heard of this. People being sad at themselves because they can't do as good as they think they should at arbitrary things. A better question is why should you care? I mean, look at me! I'm the best person here - no offence I'm just fucking fabulous - and I'm pretty sure I was the one who accidentally killed all of us earlier. Do I look distraught?"

Alan spreads his arms wide, exposing rather less flab than he would've in the past due to his accidental thinning up.

"The answer is I still look awesome. And you shouldn't be sad that you can't be as amazing as me, because that's impossible. Instead focus on what you can do almost as good as me - like care about people and stuff. Hell, you're getting all wound up about not being able to save people but I don't even remember why we're here or anything! It's irrelevant to me anyway, but still. Loosen up and have fun, ya big glowstick."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Cobblestone Path Fighter
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:37:20 am »
The best/worst possible thing happens: Alan takes notice.

"Why what?"

4256
Shit, why didn't I get one of those?


Oh right min maxing.

4257
Seethe with my patented corpse malice.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Cobblestone Path Fighter
« on: July 01, 2015, 09:36:31 pm »
Quote
You could theoretically summon a big wagon and some ice. Whether or not that's a good idea is another story.
ALAN CONSIDERS THESE POSSIBILITIES NOT CONCERNING

Summon a giant wagon filled with ice cubes to keep the food in!




At nonlethal velocity.

4259
So I guess I'm in the infirmary then.
Well, this'll be fun.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Tourist Trap
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:38:10 pm »
"Excellent. I shall head there when our companion gets back."

Wait until gorilla guy gets back with Golgon, then head to diner. If we have map of Slencville, consult that to find out where the diner is, if not ask mayor guy beforehand.

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