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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 05, 2018, 01:44:32 pm »Theri was glad she was used to puzzles. She could understand Alan's words very well.<Yeah for shinzle I can do that for ya! After I find Bob though, I dunno if that'll turn out more of a pickle than I'm thinking of or not. I wouldn't want it to be a sweet pickle. They're gross.>
"Yes our guy is basically someone with similar characteristics to River. Also we have some soul orb that is like a danger counting down the longer we wait and all--hey could you do me a favor before you go? Can you scout the hills ahead? Since people can't see you and it seems you only choose who can, it'll help us a lot to know what's ahead of us! And please tell Ike about the dangers of the Midnight Hills I told you! Ambushes and probabilities and the like. We do really need scouts!"
<I kinda picked this up midway through, but are you asking about who we're here to murder again? 'Cause lemme tell you, our buddy River likes being cryptic as all hell about that. Near as I can tell it's some other guy like him what killed their bonded soulmate or whatever and that's like high crime or whatever.><Yeah, Terry told me about him. I'm calling him Bob, or maybe Bobert to be more fun. Just asking because I can kinda see everywhere at the moment and I thiiiiiiiiiink we were having trouble finding the dude, so maybe I can help locate his fuzzy butt.
<Also shit man, great to hear from you. You sound a bit watery though. Gonna pick up your eyeballs from this Brad guy and then turn the tables on some ambushers or whatever. Good god I fucking hate these Sovereignty guys getting in the way like that, like, what the shit is their problem?>
Vice versical, Ike! Funny you should say that, I'm actually in the ocean! I mean, not like an ocean ocean, more like 'elemental plane of water' ocean. I put Kool-Aid into my eyeballs. Long story, super funny, I'll tell you when I get back to dry land, meaning my actual body. Or when you get me back there. Whatever. Good luck with all the murder!>
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