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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 05, 2018, 01:44:32 pm »
Theri was glad she was used to puzzles. She could understand Alan's words very well.
"Yes our guy is basically someone with similar characteristics to River. Also we have some soul orb that is like a danger counting down the longer we wait and all--hey could you do me a favor before you go? Can you scout the hills ahead? Since people can't see you and it seems you only choose who can, it'll help us a lot to know what's ahead of us! And please tell Ike about the dangers of the Midnight Hills I told you! Ambushes and probabilities and the like. We do really need scouts!"
<Yeah for shinzle I can do that for ya! After I find Bob though, I dunno if that'll turn out more of a pickle than I'm thinking of or not. I wouldn't want it to be a sweet pickle. They're gross.>

<I kinda picked this up midway through, but are you asking about who we're here to murder again? 'Cause lemme tell you, our buddy River likes being cryptic as all hell about that. Near as I can tell it's some other guy like him what killed their bonded soulmate or whatever and that's like high crime or whatever.>

<Also shit man, great to hear from you. You sound a bit watery though. Gonna pick up your eyeballs from this Brad guy and then turn the tables on some ambushers or whatever. Good god I fucking hate these Sovereignty guys getting in the way like that, like, what the shit is their problem?>

<Yeah, Terry told me about him. I'm calling him Bob, or maybe Bobert to be more fun. Just asking because I can kinda see everywhere at the moment and I thiiiiiiiiiink we were having trouble finding the dude, so maybe I can help locate his fuzzy butt.

Vice versical, Ike! Funny you should say that, I'm actually in the ocean! I mean, not like an ocean ocean, more like 'elemental plane of water' ocean. I put Kool-Aid into my eyeballs. Long story, super funny, I'll tell you when I get back to dry land, meaning my actual body. Or when you get me back there. Whatever. Good luck with all the murder!>

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: February 04, 2018, 02:28:28 pm »
"Hey coppers, what am I specifically being detained for? My good looks?"

Resort to snark in an attempt to get out of custody.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Eventide University OOC
« on: February 04, 2018, 03:31:17 am »
Huh, I do have to say this wasn't something I expected to see pop up. I won't be applying to play, both because I've become actually somewhat occupied as of late with other endeavours that deserve my attention, and out of respect for ... well, everything that I did last time around - if I tried to go back into a setting like this, I've no doubt that particular side of me would inevitably pop up again. As can be deduced from this post, I will however be keeping a hazy eye on it. You're a good writer, Rag, and I always have been somewhat of a sucker for these sorts of things.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: February 03, 2018, 07:48:30 pm »
"A geas? For the knives? Awesome, now I'll never lose them! This is the best curse I've ever had cast on me!"

Ignore the police and go start trekking off in the direction my knives are in. If they try to detain me, politely* explain** to them that I'm merely attempting to retrieve my rightful property. Chat with Daryl.

*extremely rudely
**talk down to

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: February 03, 2018, 07:45:11 pm »
Alan, Incorporeal But Still Tubular

"How's about your turn; what happened since me and Irine and the others left to scout ahead? What happened to you? Um, the gist of it anyway--with emphasis on why I...at least I think- I only can see you?"
"Hey, you know me, I don't remember when that was! But basically I was in the middle of exploring the temple thing with a friend I made and put some magic koolaid into my eyes to unlock a door, and now I'm part of all the water in the world or something. I'm in a lot of places at once! I don't think you guys could've held yourselves together since it'd be pretty easy for anyone else to just become part of everyone else. Fortunately, I'm truly unique as far as everything goes, so I'm handling it alright.

Oh, oh, tell River I say hoobastank, he'll probably know what I mean. I could talk to him too, but I'm talking to Ike at the same time too and spreading myself too thin right now isn't too tubular of a thing to do."


Alan hems and haws for a moment.

"Anyway, basically a River family member is our guy? Shall I call him Stream? Brook? Flood? Ooh, how about Bob, that sounds good. Anything more you know about Bob? I'm gonna look for him in a second, and I figure the easier it is for me the more soul-aid I'll have left over by the end of it."

After talking with Theri and Ike, cut off my conference call to them and use my ocean powers to look for Bob the River Guy. He's a shapeshifter or something, so if I can see what he looks like and where he is it'd probably be helpful for us.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: January 31, 2018, 02:21:59 pm »
Sit back and continue plotting revenge against the goblinoid fuckers who took my knives. Name the spider Daryl.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: January 30, 2018, 01:52:24 am »
((Just you wait until I turn that madness to genius by solving the puzzle ww’ve been trying to solve for the whole campaign.

That being where’s this rogue bond former, of course. Just need someone to remind Alan of it and he can use his pseudo-omniscience to search for the guy.))

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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: Oh hai Mark
« on: January 30, 2018, 01:49:28 am »
Oh awesome! I actually like Kore, so seeing him is an odd sort of pleasure.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: January 28, 2018, 07:54:00 pm »
Alan, Attention Seeker

"Ike! Iiiiiike! Ike the spike! No? I mean you're busy and all, but I'm your pal? Oh wait, you're trying to get my eyes back, aren't you? Good on ya, bud! Go-getter, that's what you are! I'll leave ya to it, good job buddy. See ya around! Aha ha ha! Get it? Because you're getting my eyes."

Alan decides to talk to ... oh, he'd forgotten to talk to ... the non-burninatrix female in the party. Terri? Alan wasn't entirely sure, but he wasn't Alan for being uncertain, so he rolled with it.

"Heya Terri, what's cooking? Actually heck, that'd be more of an Irine joke. Get it? She burns things? Cooking? It's funny!

Anyway, how's it hanging? That just means what's popping, which means what's good, which means what's cool, which means what's topical,
 which is a roundabout way of asking what's currently hip in your vicinity, all of which are pretty much just different ways to say hi. Cool, huh?
 Being incorporeal really seems to be helping my brain on account of not existing and all that. I was gonna ask you something, just gimme
a minute, it slipped my kiwi."


He projects exaggerated hemming and hawing into Theri's thoughts for around a minute before he speaks again.

"Ah, I remember now! What'd we come here for again? I mean like to this world in the first place. I've been doing a lot of shenanigans recently so I kinda forgot, but I just realized I might be able to make it a lot easier what with the situation I'm in right now."

Talk with my friends! Include Theri in the conversation too, Alan is an inclusive guy.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: January 26, 2018, 03:41:58 pm »
"Those are MINE YOU AVARICIOUS LITTLE FUCKS"

Don't let them get away! Use my dagger of Spider Summon to drown them in a tide of spiders so I can get my damn daggers back!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: January 26, 2018, 02:18:59 am »
"Fuck's sake, you little shits, get out of the way!"

I legitimately thought that I'd already posted this for some reason, my bad.

Keep fighting, primarily trying to clear the little fuckers enough that I can grab my good knives.

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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: What the hell, Lemon
« on: January 24, 2018, 12:15:13 pm »
And he’s updating still. That’s new, and pretty ducking impressive.

*reads*

Oh for fuck’s sake the emotional destruction is going to be reeeal good this time around.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Photon Carnage
« on: January 24, 2018, 01:00:23 am »
((Heh, I do what I can, Paris. Alan's quite an enjoyable experience to roleplay because he's one of the rare examples in my life of pure, undiluted spontaneity. I can do whatever my mind wishes as him without worrying about ... well, everything one considers in every other situation. It's liberating.

Still doesn't mean I won't try to keep him alive though, as you see :P))

"Alright, now that my uniqueness is solidly proven, I can get to this!

Ahem.

WASUUUUUUUP?!"


Direct this greeting towards Ike. He's probably all fussed up about me because of those pizzas and the boombox distraction.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: January 18, 2018, 12:41:42 am »
”OI FUCK OFF THOSE ARE MINE YOU HEAR”

Draw Knife 2, clear space with whatever means I can manage, including judicious zapping of gnomes, get my goddamn knives back.

Spoiler: Stabby Stab (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Omega Legion: End of an Era
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:16:58 am »
Clear the space around me so the buggers don't swarm me and swap knife 1 for knife 5. Engage super flashlight mode and enjoy disorienting the bastards before I slice them up.

Spoiler: Knife Belt (click to show/hide)

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