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General Discussion / Re: Warhammer 40K discussion: checking dates is for squares edition.
« on: April 19, 2015, 04:47:38 am »
This might seem like the most off-topic stupid shit I've ever posted on the internet, and that's saying something significant for me, but ... I think Calvin Harris is secretly an Ork.
I mean, just listen to the lyrics of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGghkjpNCQ8
I feel so close to you right now it's a force field
Clearly referencing the WAAAAGH!
I wear my heart up on my sleeve like a big deal
Nothing orkier than ripping out your heart to use as a decoration for your shirt
And there's no stopping us right now
'Ere we go ladz
your love bears down on me surrounds me like a waterfall
The closest equivalent to love for an Ork is the WAAGH! field.
It all makes sense. The Orks have hijacked pop culture. I'm not crazy, I'm just ahead of the curve! You'll all see soon when his spores start growing underground!
I mean, just listen to the lyrics of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGghkjpNCQ8
I feel so close to you right now it's a force field
Clearly referencing the WAAAAGH!
I wear my heart up on my sleeve like a big deal
Nothing orkier than ripping out your heart to use as a decoration for your shirt
And there's no stopping us right now
'Ere we go ladz
your love bears down on me surrounds me like a waterfall
The closest equivalent to love for an Ork is the WAAGH! field.
It all makes sense. The Orks have hijacked pop culture. I'm not crazy, I'm just ahead of the curve! You'll all see soon when his spores start growing underground!