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Messages - Xantalos

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The solution is clear! Destroy existence and then I'll for all intents and purposes live again!
And then reward the cheesecake better, I forget to do that because no one ever asks me for a reward.

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There's only one reasonable course of action to take now that I'm dead: rip off Lovecraft!
After all, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I don't exist.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Xantalos Bay12 wgah'nagl fhtagn, my prophet Cheesecake. Be a good chap and ressurect me, would you? I'll grant you a wish for whatever you desire, so long as that desire doesn't involve harming me or my future prospects in any way, or becoming more powerful than me. Gotta keep it reasonable. Still leaves pretty much anything in your desire.
Oh, you have to sacrifice either a good number of people or a lower number of powerful people to get me back, though.
Say, that 5 fellow's injured. NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:10:18 am »
Ehehehyrjfthvfhtgh

I gotta sleep and then punch things and then work, so I likely won't be able to get the exact configuration for a while, but I'll get back to you on that.
Fehehehehehehehehe

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:49:35 am »
Quote
Somebody created flesh horror in the rec room. Somebody with an Avatar he's not supposed to have.
"Screw you Steve, that wasn't even me, my manip can't really do fleshwarping and you know it. And I always had this Avatar, you just, uh, hadn't noticed before."
Nice save buddy.
Hmmm, now I wanna try a Xan vs Everyone matchup, hey Xan, would you be up for that?
I assume you mean with me having my powers and/or an amp?

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:44:39 am »
I dunno, this is ER - Freud is inherently more right.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:38:06 am »
Handiwork determines dong size.
Saint is Tinker minmaxer extraordinare.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:33:57 am »
Saint feels incredibly sad about his robot body now.

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THE FLESHBALL IS MINE!

Perform a running dive into the flesh horror and wrestle it under my control with sheer force of will!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 11, 2015, 12:26:05 am »
I've talked to my family about how both God and Jesus have shown some of the seven fatal sins, Jesus showed anger when he found that fruit tree that wasn't in season so he cursed it with death, God shows greed and jealousy (perhaps pride) because he hates anybody else worshiping people other than him not to mention the fact that he condemns people for being gay and black (pretty sure, I haven't read it in a while).
Though I am fine with people beings followers of christianity in spirit, and in fact believe that christianity fully deserves to exist and thrive for the people it has helped.

I am not, however, condoning how horrifying some of the people who follow the rules of christianity can be.
There were also some kinda noncanon scenes where a kid accidentally bumped into Jesus on the street when Jesus was a kid, so he got killed with his god powers.
...
Forgive me, I'm about to cite Cracked of all places.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-which-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 11, 2015, 12:07:40 am »
Are you guys still talking on IRC? Good god that's 4 hours of puns.

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((Say Ashioma, could I be Xan with powers in this for fleshball hilarity?))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:41:38 pm »
.....,,,.....
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make sure you STANd up before you do so

*Xan scuttles into a crevice

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:36:06 pm »
I'll administer some relaXANts to everyone.

THE PUNS ARE EVOLVING

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:32:52 pm »
In this inSTANce, no.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:31:25 pm »
That was nearly inSTANt.

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