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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 18: The final sunset
« on: March 08, 2015, 02:54:12 am »
Tir Action: Bust the Eater out of the coffin as best she can without hurting it or getting melted. Then grab Morul and run like hell.
((shouldn't that be flying?))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Hephaestus OOC
« on: March 08, 2015, 02:13:36 am »
"An area-effect that prevents quantum fluctuations in a given area."

Yeah, that's absurd, everything that exists is a quantum fluctuation.  This field would utterly destroy everything.
Ampum ad omnicidum

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General Discussion / Re: Fanfic Recomendations
« on: March 07, 2015, 11:42:36 pm »
I'm not sure if that makes Joffrey a better or worse person. Peter may have been evil, but he took over the world by blogging.
The fuck.

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((Ahahaha that's hilarious, I completely forgot about that.))

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Other Games / Re: Swarm Simulator
« on: March 07, 2015, 06:25:51 pm »
Saves you 33 hours of what though?  Staring at a screen?

You could save an infinite amount of time by not playing a cookie clicker game.
Technically unless you're immortal you only have a finite amount of time before you die.
Still, I find this number-increasing game more fun than the stock market, because the stock market doesn't involve conquering planets with unnaturally large swarms of all-consuming bugs.

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The DUNKER sighs in either sudden melancholy or minor gastric distress in the galactic environment that is his gut.

Just regular donut consulting then, please.

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General Discussion / Re: The Eldritch Horror Thread!
« on: March 07, 2015, 05:32:31 am »
I don't think it was plot devices so much as just killing characters in increasingly implausible ways really frequently, but then again in CoC that's a plot device in and of itself.

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"...that's a pretty cool way of powering it up there. Hmm. Allow me to consult my magical thingy guy. I wonder if it's recovered yet.

Eat a donut! Focus on spells with the effect 'self-replicating'.

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"...that's a pretty cool way of powering it up there. Hmm. Allow me to consult my magical thingy guy. I wonder if it's recovered yet.

Eat a donut!

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General Discussion / Re: The Eldritch Horror Thread!
« on: March 07, 2015, 04:54:55 am »
Yeah Lovecraft either made nerds really badass or really insane/dead in his mythos.

Sounds like the DM has no sense of humor.  I would have had a BLAST with Old Man Henderson. The OBVIOUS plot twist to diffuse Henderson would have been to actually HAVE 40k worth of lawn gnomes turn up, removing Henderson's motive. The DM wasn't thinking like an Eldritch Horror Elder God, and clearly didnt read all of lovecraft properly.  Yog Sothoth is the eldritch horror of forbidden knowledge, secrets, and means of circumventing obstacles. He's almost universially emplored in Lovecraft's short stories, and exists outside all time and space. When confronted with such an unknowable madness as Henderson, the "Logical" thing for a cultist that's into summoning unspeakable horrors to do, would be to invoke said deity-- Especially since Derleth casts Hastur as one of Yog Sothoth's children. Yog Sothoth's powers are quite literally unlimited, and have been invoked for FAAAR stranger things than the summoning/creation of 40k worth of demonic lawn ornaments, conjured up for the sole, express purpose of killing Henderson after he "rescues" them.

If I were the GM of this particular magnum opus, I would TOTALLY have created more interesting antagonist characters, and given long and hard thought on how to use Henderson's infinite font of madness against him.
Thing is, it was the fact that the DM was such a buzzkill that drove Henderson's player into a fell mood in the first place.

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"I have an apocalyptic spell at my beck and call, I think we'll be able to ward off any intruders.
And also the surrounding buildings.
Plus the first floor's almost entirely coated with lard right now.
The vampire didn't work out."

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Interesting!

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"Doesn't that mean you revealed yourself to him? Aren't you a god by that logic?"

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"Did the potato god reveal itself to you or did you discover it by means of that portal spell or somesuch?"

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